Some people with accents drive a carriage through the snow and talk a lot.
Oh god, this was supposed to be good? If it can't get interesting in the first half an hour then why in the fuck should I continue watching?
Oh my fucking god the opening is slow as all fucking hell. Fuck.
- How many fucking minutes of this do I have to live through?!
4:00 -- Photographed in Ultra Panavision 70.
Chapter One - Last Stage to Red Rock ∞
- 11:00 -- The bad man hit the innocent fragile woman.
- 12:00 -- I already don't like this.
- 13:20 -- Seriously, are they going to go the innocent fragile woman route? I was joking about that.
15:30 -- .. and the music is even talking about rescuing. The music, by the way, which makes no fucking sense in the context of this movie's presented era.
Chapter Two - Son of a Gun ∞
- Welp, I'll give this a few more minutes to get interesting..
- 28:00 -- People talking like idiots makes this incredibly jarring.
32:00 -- Nope, giving this a pass.