This is supposed to be the same Conan as in Conan the Barbarian - (1982 movie), but it's awful.
OH MY FWCKING GAWD IT'S SO BAD!!1
It's like a season-long pilot episode. The acting is so horrible. So very horrible. The writing is awful. The choreography is awful. The writing is awful, AND the acting is horrible. Oh, and the writing is really terrible.
How in the hwll did this thing survive more than one episode? More than the pilot? Was someone asleep at the wheel? What the hwll?!
I mean.. holy.. crap.. batman.
Bad. Just bad.
It doesn't even have hot women to make up for the amazing crappiness.
I couldn't make it through the first disk, so I skipped to the last one. The first episode of the last disk has a disparate shark-jumping set of flashbacks which screams "oh god please don't cancel me". But I just think "oh, you're getting cancelled alright".