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Logan (Wolverine) gets tangled up with a girl fleeing a mutant research and breeding lab that is definitely nothing like that of Dark Angel – (2000 show).

Not recommended.

This is like a DC version of X-Men. It was passable at best, and a good way to put the whole series and concept of comic book movies to bed. I think I’ll end them all on this low note.

• Technically continues with Deadpool & Wolverine – (2024 movie)

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• 2018-02-23

2018-02-23 ∞

• 2:30 — The claw thing is a reference to drunk men having trouble achieving full erection.
• 3:15 — Shooting him didn’t do anything, why would they fight him, let alone try to stab him?

• 4:00 — Texas license plate WER 112

  • Is he in Texas?

• 4:15 —

  • West 62 — Is that West Virginia Route 62?
  • El Paso is in Texas. So apparently there were Spanish-speaking gangsters in Texas for some reason. Is that a thing?
• 4:45 — So apparently he can (or needs to) flex bullets out now.
• 5:00 — The year 2029
• 5:15 — He’s a professional limousine driver.

• 9:00 — “South of the border” a reference to Mexico.

  Alkali | Transigen
  Donald Pierce
  Chief of Security
  Cell: 915 122-2425
  Office: (obscured)

• 10:00 — He is presumably now in Mexico.
• 12:15 — Taco Bell
• 13:45 — So I thought he was dead. Wasn’t he disintegrated a couple of movies ago?
• 14:00 — What are those pills, anyway?

• 14:30 —

  • Albino
  • Speciation

• 15:00 — Statue of Liberty

  • .. and this is a reference to events in X-Men – (2000 movie).

• 18:45 —

  • Vampire, a reference to his light sensitivity.
  • Spotted dick
• 20:45 — The tag on the glasses means he just bought them, and the previous “cannot read” comment was apparently near-sightedness.
• 22:00 — Canada
• 23:15 — That’s an X-Men comic book, and I’m certain there are nerds who know what specific one it is.
• 24:15 — North Dakota
• 30:15 — Why not shoot him?

• 34:00 — Ageing:

  • Octogenarian = 80-89 years old
  • Nongenarian = 90-99 years old
• 35:00 — Kellogg’s Corn Flakes
• 38:00 — Casual misandry.
• 42:15 — They could catch up with them.. pretty trivially actually.
• 43:15 — That’s a reference to Dracula?
• 43:45 — OH! Is that the super-kid from some earlier movie? Oh, wait.. no.. no I just don’t know the reference to him working for their team.

• 48:30 — Pringles

  • 48:45 — .. and a drink I don’t recognize.

• 49:30 —

  • Did he just rob the place?
  • Oklahoma City
• 54:30 — I don’t know that movie offhand.
• 56:00 — So they can implant titanium again?
• 56:30 — Another X-Men comic book.

• 56:45 — I don’t know if this is the same movie as earlier.

  • 57:30 — It’s possible to track down this movie based on these lines.
• 59:30 — More comic book stuff.
• 1:07:30 — It was already established that her adamantium was implanted.

• 1:11:00 —

  • Alzheimer’s
  • ALS
• 1:17:30 — Corn syrup
• 1:23:00 — Westchester, but I don’t know which one..
• 1:46:45 — If they were all raised together, how can they have different accents?
• 1:49:45 — Quadcopter
• 1:56:30 — Why is any of that non-lethal? None of them were to be captured..
• 1:58:00 — Why would they pause instead of shooting? Oh, more non-lethality for some reason.
• 2:04:30 — How come he can’t just slash the cable?

• 2:06:00 — It was already established that he can be stopped, so how come the vehicle didn’t temporarily-splat him?

Footnotes

1. was https://www.foxmovies.com/movies/logan [ ↩ ]