Article 3502 of rec.humor.funny: From: hellier @ skat.usc.edu (Chuck Hellier) Subject: Dream Team Drinking Game (topical) Date: 29 Jul 92 07:20:12 GMT
Version 1.0, (C) 1992 Chuck Hellier
Tune in the TripleCast Blue channel to watch USA crush yet another 3rd rate team that even Slippery Rock could beat.
Although the Dream Team's plays will be exciting, follow the rules of this game to complete the experience.
Collect all 10 McDonald's Dream Team Cups. Distribute cups to Drinking Game players. Assume the identity of the Dream
Team player on your cup. Fill your cup as follows:
|Patrick Ewing||Long Island Ice Tea|
|Larry Bird||Sam Adams|
|Michael Jordan||Gatorade 'n' Vodka|
|Charles Barkley||Coors Lite|
|Chris Mullin||Gin 'n' Tonic|
|John Stockton||Sierra Nevada Pale Ale|
|Scotty Pippen||Coke 'n' Rum|
|David Robinson||Fuzzy Navel|
|Get two bottles for the players who don't have McD's cups:|
|Christian Laetner||Miller Genuine Draft|
- If the other team makes a free throw, everybody BOO.
- If the other team makes a 2 pointer, everbody yell "Aaarrggghh."
- If the other team makes a 3 pointer, everybody say "Aw, shit."
If the other team misses, everybody yell, "Yay!"
- If your player makes a free throw, everyone else take a sip.
- If your player makes a 2 pointer, everyone else drink.
- If your player makes a 3 pointer, everyone else take a big gulp.
- If your player misses, take two drinks.
If your player fouls, take 3 drinks.
If your player grandstands, drink.
If Barkley disses somebody, whoever is "Barkley" has to drink.
If Magic assists somebody, that person has to drink.
If Larry falls, "Larry" has to drink.
If Chick makes a Chick-ism, everybody drink. If it's new (i.e. not Mustard or popcorn machine), drink twice.
If someone mentions how International rules differ from NBA rules, everyone yell "NBA Rules!" and the last person to do so has to drink.
If someone mispronounces a foreigner's name, call out the proper pronunciation. Everyone else drink.
If you see the Barcelona Cat, yell "I hate that stupid cat!." The last person to do so has to drink.
If the buzzer (that sounds like the 1st note in the Olympic Theme) sounds, everyone hum the next 5 notes.
If someone talks about the rumor that Magic will come back to the NBA, "Magic" has to drink.
If someone says that the other team is only concerned with getting the autographs of the Dream Team, drink.
If they show a shot of John Stockton on the bench, "Stockton" has to drink.
If the message "If you are watching this, you are authorized to watch this..." comes on, throw your drink at the TV.
Chuck Hellier Internet: hellier @ skat.usc.edu Microcomputer Systems Programmer University of Southern California Tel: (213) 740-5363