Mediocre bullshit, with terrible choreografoo, shitty effects and generally shit all around.
If you like the first one you'll dislike this one. You'd have to love it to even tolerate this shit.
Properly titled John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
- 2:00 -- I already dislike this style. What the hell are they thinking?
- 4:30 -- New York Public Library
- 6:00 -- Maybe I should have written all of that Russian folklore stuff down..
- 7:00 -- Dante
- 7:30 -- Wow that knife to the shoulder looked fake as fuck. Why don't movies use practical effects any more?
8:15 -- This fight scene is just stupid..
- Also it has a couple of instances of casual misandry.
- 12:00 -- Are they really using Commodore 64s?
- 18:15 -- I believe a knife to the groin counts as casual misandry.
- 20:00 -- Wow that also looked fake as fuck.
- 20:45 -- Why would they just.. chill out in their car and not hop out shooting?
- 21:30 -- Casual misandry..
- 23:15 -- How stupid do you have to be to approach a horse on a motorcycle and attempt to grapple the rider?
- 38:45 -- Does he never try to keep a low profile?
- 50:15 -- Again with the terrible effect..
- 56:30 -- Casual misandry.
- 1:00:15 -- Casual misandry.
- 1:01:45 -- Casual misandry.
- 1:02:00 -- Casual misandry.
- 1:17:15 -- He has super-regeneration powers. I really hate that this movie doesn't bother to even take the opportunity to give him rest to half-justify him healing. There was a clear chance earlier, but no.
- 1:26:00 -- Baba Yaga
- 1:28:45 -- "Guns, lots of guns" is from The Matrix - (1999 movie)
- 1:39:00 -- Wow that second guy had no reflexes.. he kept moving forward to also get shot.
- 1:43:45 -- Casual misandry.
1:48:15 -- Casual misandry.
Oh fuck right off.. this is so mediocre.
TO BE CONTINUED again and again again and again again and again..