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A Mexican crime family steals alien technology and wrecks havoc.

A mediocre superhero movie, which in today's times makes it spectacular. Highly recommended as a bubblegum movie.

• Trailer

• Inspired by Blue Beetle

• Blue Beetle Review - James Gunn Should Have Cancelled This DCU Start

  • by Disparu

• Blue Beetle is Mediocre

  • by Reaper

• Honest Trailers | Blue Beetle

  • by Screen Junkies

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• 2023-08-22

2023-08-22 ∞

Times are rough.

• 3:30 -- Why are they showing all those spoilers?
• 4:30 -- "Palmera City" is fictional.
• 5:45 -- Subtitles people. Subtitles.

• 6:30 --

  • Big Brother is from Nineteen Eighty-Four - (1949 book), by George Orwell
  • Facial recognition
  • Littering.
• 8:30 -- He's referencing a gratuity.
• 22:15 -- So dipshit doesn't care about facial recognition any more?
• 26:45 -- Tick
• 36:45 -- CIA
• 40:00 -- Cobalt mining
• 43:00 -- See National Liberation Movement (Guatemala) I think.
• 49:30 -- Where do all his extra plates come from? I can understand the superhero stuff, but they should have said something about nanites or some shit.
• 53:15 -- Good thing all those bullets only did cosmetic damage to the truck.

• 56:15 --

  • Superman
  • Flash
  • Batman
• 1:00:00 -- Fuck and give her some scarab sperm.
• 1:12:30 -- With great power comes gr--
• 1:17:30 -- Percussive maintenance
• 1:19:00 -- Shouldn't fatty fat fat be on a diet?
• 1:20:00 -- See Arcane - (2021 show) for more about firsts.
• 1:27:15 -- See also Van Helsing - (2004 movie) I think.
• 1:31:00 -- With great power comes gr--
• 1:34:00 -- No really, what the fuck is he doing?
• 1:34:45 -- Phew, for a second there I thought a woman might get hurt!
• 1:37:30 -- Do I consider this a woman getting hurt? Nope.
• 1:39:15 -- Is that a woman getting hurt, or just getting scratched?
• 1:40:45 -- "Get over here" is from Scorpion.
• 1:42:00 -- It's the samey-same-same climax fight!
• 1:44:15 -- So the robot taking over was established, but why does he have martial arts skill now? I assume it's because he's all bonded and shit, but that should have been mentioned.
• 1:46:00 -- He's invulnerable to nonsense, so just kill the kid first.
• 1:47:00 -- So this is explosive gum right? Which is taken from some other movie I can't recall at the moment.
• 1:49:45 -- So was he fighting communists, or was he himself one?
• 1:53:15 -- Why would he kill himself? That makes no sense. He could be a vigilante superhero taking revenge and then doing the same for others. I'd rather watch that movie!
• 1:54:00 -- Suicide.
• 1:57:00 -- Then the United States Border Patrol comes to deport them.

• 1:60:00 --

  • "Your net(?) regions" ? Inappropriately-rated.
  • This can't work out because he's shorter than her.

Last updated 2024-07-29 at 17:43:59

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