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A Mexican crime family steals alien technology and wrecks havoc.
A mediocre superhero movie, which in today's times makes it spectacular. Highly recommended as a bubblegum movie.
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Inspired by Blue Beetle
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2023-08-22 ∞
Times are rough.
- 3:30 -- Why are they showing all those spoilers?
- 4:30 -- "Palmera City" is fictional.
- 5:45 -- Subtitles people. Subtitles.
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6:30 --
- Big Brother is from Nineteen Eighty-Four - (1949 book), by George Orwell
- Facial recognition
- Littering.
- 8:30 -- He's referencing a gratuity.
- 22:15 -- So dipshit doesn't care about facial recognition any more?
- 26:45 -- Tick
- 36:45 -- CIA
- 40:00 -- Cobalt mining
- 43:00 -- See National Liberation Movement (Guatemala) I think.
- 49:30 -- Where do all his extra plates come from? I can understand the superhero stuff, but they should have said something about nanites or some shit.
- 53:15 -- Good thing all those bullets only did cosmetic damage to the truck.
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56:15 --
- 1:00:00 -- Fuck and give her some scarab sperm.
- 1:12:30 -- With great power comes gr--
- 1:17:30 -- Percussive maintenance
- 1:19:00 -- Shouldn't fatty fat fat be on a diet?
- 1:20:00 -- See Arcane - (2021 show) for more about firsts.
- 1:27:15 -- See also Van Helsing - (2004 movie) I think.
- 1:31:00 -- With great power comes gr--
- 1:34:00 -- No really, what the fuck is he doing?
- 1:34:45 -- Phew, for a second there I thought a woman might get hurt!
- 1:37:30 -- Do I consider this a woman getting hurt? Nope.
- 1:39:15 -- Is that a woman getting hurt, or just getting scratched?
- 1:40:45 -- "Get over here" is from Scorpion.
- 1:42:00 -- It's the samey-same-same climax fight!
- 1:44:15 -- So the robot taking over was established, but why does he have martial arts skill now? I assume it's because he's all bonded and shit, but that should have been mentioned.
- 1:46:00 -- He's invulnerable to nonsense, so just kill the kid first.
- 1:47:00 -- So this is explosive gum right? Which is taken from some other movie I can't recall at the moment.
- 1:49:45 -- So was he fighting communists, or was he himself one?
- 1:53:15 -- Why would he kill himself? That makes no sense. He could be a vigilante superhero taking revenge and then doing the same for others. I'd rather watch that movie!
- 1:54:00 -- Suicide.
- 1:57:00 -- Then the United States Border Patrol comes to deport them.
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1:60:00 --
- "Your net(?) regions" ? Inappropriately-rated.
- This can't work out because he's shorter than her.
Last updated 2024-07-29 at 17:43:59
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