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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14998742/
https://www.netflix.com/title/81464239
A slow and uninteresting ripoff of Seven Samurai - (1954 movie).
It's slow and uninteresting, and a ripoff of Seven Samurai - (1954 movie).
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aka Rebel Moon
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2023-12-24 ∞
- 0:45 -- Narration.
- 3:30 -- I don't know if this is the future or just an alternate reality.
- 27:15 -- Oh my god learn to write a script; there's no need to have this kind of exposition..
- 36:00 -- Fucking superheroic strength.
- 38:15 -- No, you don't have to fight. You have to run and hide.
- 46:45 -- I'd like to return to the movie now please.
- 49:45 -- Maybe don't talk about such things in front of the bartender and out in public?
- 1:00:00 -- "Break" is a term in horse training
- 1:00:45 -- Did they really all agree to a debt like that?
- 1:03:45 -- Grinding against the rocks would have torn his legs to shit.
- 1:05:00 -- This is not at all how breaking works, and the animal sure as shit wouldn't come back happy.
- 1:07:15 -- So that's two people. This would be fine for a TV show pilot, but what the fuck is happening with this pace?
- 1:09:00 -- Oh god, I suspected it before, but now this is a direct ripoff of Seven Samurai - (1954 movie).
- 1:12:45 -- Why hasn't anyone just shot it?
- 1:13:00 -- Why not ignite the blades right away?
- 1:22:00 -- I half-expected the general to recognize her.
- 1:27:30 -- Oh god this is so bad.
- 1:29:00 -- I'm still waiting for someone to tell them the plan to sneak on board and destroy the dreadnaught from within.
- I figured the traitor would have had this as a cunning plan to sneak them all aboard and have them destroy the dreadnaught from within.
- 1:56:45 -- What? Is this it? That was a movie?
- 1:59:00 -- I was thinking the robot would have come in handy back in the town when they were first looking for people.
- 2:00:00 -- Why wouldn't he have been splatted a long time ago?
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2:02:45 -- How is that actor the same guy?
Fuck off this was bad.
Last updated 2024-11-01 at 01:22:24