This is a compendium of programmer expressions (read "excuses") from the "Computer War Stories" (
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The math department here at the University of Waterloo (Canada) has a student run news/humour magazine called, appropriately enough, mathNEWS. One of the best columns in there is the prof quotes. This is what keeps us awake in Friday morning classes: