Agent - (2017 movie) image

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5674368/
was agentthemovie.com

People shoot guns in a desert, accidentally triggering an alien plot.

It’s simple and low-budget in a sea of fair movies. You could waste your time more poorly, but I still can’t recommend this.



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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3171832/
https://www.netflix.com/title/80099016

A boy with a cellphone shot into his head develops cyber-synesthesia and superpowers.

It has a story and acting. While it’s perfectly watchable, it doesn’t set the scope of the superhero’s powers and ends up being a bunch of deus ex machina.


Domain - (2016 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4694518/
http://domainthemovie.com/

The world is ruined for some reason, and people are kept in separate shelters for some reason, but it’s rough because they are kept in separate shelters for some reason.

You know.. it’s not half bad. It’s not great, but it’s amusing.



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Duplicity - (2009 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1135487/
https://www.duplicitymovie.net/

Two corporate espionage agents espionage corporations. I guess.

It’s corny as though it’s a parody, but it’s actually serious. It might be halfway decent if it weren’t so incredibly difficult to follow.

  • Trailer 1 · Trailer 2
  • Stylized DUPLiCITY for some reason.
  • This is a really shitty attempt at a romance.



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Imitation Girl - (2017 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5612564/

While the original is an adult film star, an alien doppelganger hangs out and learns Farsi.

God damn this is boring. Maybe it would have been passible with a hot lead, but it was pulled in two directions for the entirety of the movie with no actual plotline using it’s main premise. Hard fail.



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Blue World Order - (2018 movie) poster

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4457678/

The world has been selectively-nuked somehow, an EMP is actually a virus or something, and people are being mind controlled somehow I think, and a man is an exception somehow. I don’t get it.

It has a strange unevenness to it, where it’s not light enough to be bubblegum and not serious enough to be.. serious. It does keep on going, with no pause to let you think about how stupid or strange things out.