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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080745/
The universe is actually ruled by an emperor, who toys with the Earth and gets the attention of a few people who try to stop him.
Fun and silly and not for me.
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Entertainment > Movies >
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097257/
Horny aliens land, have good reason to stay horny, and they abduct a hot woman.
Very fun!
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Entertainment > Movies >
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5674368/
was agentthemovie.com
People shoot guns in a desert, accidentally triggering an alien plot.
It’s simple and low-budget in a sea of fair movies. You could waste your time more poorly, but I still can’t recommend this.
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Entertainment > Movies >
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5612564/
While the original is an adult film star, an alien doppelganger hangs out and learns Farsi.
God damn this is boring. Maybe it would have been passible with a hot lead, but it was pulled in two directions for the entirety of the movie with no actual plotline using it’s main premise. Hard fail.
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Entertainment > Movies >
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5453522/
A cryptographer is hired to work on a mysterious message that has far more to it than anyone realises.
It’s strong in enough places to vaguely recommend it, but because it ends with weak and confusing philosophy it’s ultimately unsatisfying.
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Entertainment > Movies >
(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6990734/
https://oatsstudios.com/projects/rakka/
The Earth is ruined by aliens, and survivors don’t really.
It’s good, but it’s entire first part comes across like a visual novel and the whole short feels like an awkward intro to a full movie. It’s still a fine effort but not strongly recommended. Flagged as both liked and disliked.
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Entertainment > Movies >
(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5723416/
https://hazfilm.com/the-beyond
People are interviewed about a major new scientific discovery.
This documentary-style sure doesn’t get to the point.
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Entertainment > Movies >
(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2798920/
An alien song hits a light house and makes a soap bubble dome of mystery.
Slow, tense, and stupid.
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Entertainment > Movies >
(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4443922/
Two members of an alien hive mind are sent on a mission to genocide a distant planet for colonization.
It’s not actually bad, but the massive spoiler at the start was unnecessary and damaging to the movie.
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Entertainment > Movies >
(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6290798/
A math nerd works to decode what he believes is an alien transmission.
It’s calm and consistent. I happened to like it, but this definitely wouldn’t be for everyone.
