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"The Chalkening" is a thing where people draw chalk messages in support of Donald Trump's 2016 United States presidency campaign.

Opponents retorted with fake-PTSD -style reactions, and use words like "troll", "hate" and "violence". Because of chalk.

I have to go see a therapist because I saw some chalk in a certain pattern. It was horrifying! Freedom is bad, take it away from everyone (but me of course). -- Horrible homilies

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A small German man storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!"

The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort.

The German man swills down the drink and says "Gimme another one!".

The bartender pours the drink, but says "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?"

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