fauxldschool games

Kingdom - Classic - (2015 game)

2018-04-26

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.kingdomthegame.com/

A fauldschool resource game that would have made for a fine free Flash game, but is instead for-pay.

Fair.

Properly titled Kingdom: Classic
- aka Kingdom
Also Kingdom: New Lands

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Dungeon of the Endless - (2014 game)

2018-04-14

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(on Wikipedia)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/249050/

A semi-roguelike tower defence-ish game.

Utterly impossible. Doesn't make a lick of sense. Unlimited waves of stuff, for some reason. Can't build enough, the resource limitations are obscene.

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/512250/
http://vilemonarch.com/oh-sir-insult/

Like scrabble with words, assemble phrases to do varying degrees of insult-damage.

This definitely should appeal to some people, but it doesn't appeal to me. I think this would be especially attractive to people with an Android phone.

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War for the Overworld - (2015 game) image

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(on Wikipedia)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/230190/
https://web.archive.org/web/20180610001951/https://wftogame.com/

An awkward dungeon management game, with walls you can't dig out, rooms you build but don't know how much of or what size, and an interface that could only be inspired by a 1980s DOS game.

Absolutely not recommended.

Inspired by Dungeon Keeper - (1997 game)

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StarMade

2017-08-01

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.star-made.org/

An ugly and awkward space game I tried a little while ago.

https://starmadepedia.net/wiki/StarMade_Wiki

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Boundless - (2018 game)

2017-05-01

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(on Wikipedia)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/324510/
https://playboundless.com/

A Minecraft MMO.

I didn't have enough time to judge it fully. The first impression is Minecraft.

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Minecraft

2010-09-13

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us

A procedurally generated survival game with shitty graphics, which became popular because it was first-to-market and took advantage of nostalgia.

Unfortunately, Minecraft was never completed and the author fucked off with the money to make another game. Even with extraordinary success, the author didn't make good on promises and the game was never finished.

I loved this game, and even bought it twice to support the developer, but because it was Java it would bring a computer to its knees. Being sold out to Microsoft (for their upcoming virtual reality stuff I'd bet) was bafflingly insulting.