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https://www.netflix.com/title/81464239
A slow and uninteresting ripoff of Seven Samurai - (1954 movie).
It's slow and uninteresting, and a ripoff of Seven Samurai - (1954 movie).
aka Rebel Moon
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070909/
Nothing could possibly go wrong in an amusement park populated by robots.
A good-ish movie, which must have been spectacular at the time because of its original themes and spectacular presentation. It holds up very well over the few centuries since its release.
Rebooted into Westworld - (2016 show)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381849/
was http://310toyumathefilm.com/
A renown robber is caught, but actually getting him to the law is complicated and dangerous.
The tone is definitely off from the original. I definitely wouldn't recommend this, especially even to fans of westerns.
Inspired by 3꞉10 to Yuma - (1957 movie)[doesn't exist]
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050086/
A renown robber is caught, but actually getting him to the law is complicated and dangerous.
A good tone, and I think I would recommend this to fans of westerns, but I'm not one of them.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105695/
A broke pig farmer picks up the gun again when he falls for the lie that a bounty was placed to avenge a horribly disfigured and disabled whore.
It's a movie; meh.
Inspired Unforgiven - (2013 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435/
7 gunmen, for approximately 2.5 reasons, fight on behalf of a town they don't actually care about.
Fair. I mean.. it's just fair. Why bother with a remake if it's not going to even attempt to be better? It's a knockoff of the 1960 version set in California United States. Recommended for fans of westerns, but only so you can say that you saw it..
Inspired by Seven Samurai - (1954 movie).
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0475784/
https://www.hbo.com/westworld
Nothing could possibly go wrong in an amusement park populated by robots.
A reboot of Westworld - (1973 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054047/
to be re-watched
Remade into The Magnificent Seven - (2016 movie).
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092086/
Three movie stars, mistaken for the heroes they portray, are lead to Mexico to protect townsfolk.
Maybe this was good in the context in which it was made, but god damn is it awful now.
See also Seven Samurai - (1954 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210819/
https://movies.disney.com/the-lone-ranger
A child with an allergy to peanuts hallucinates an indian statue as Tonto telling him a story with the Lone Ranger.
Johnny Depp has started taking terrible cornball roles, and this movie is a steaming pile of shit. His native-American character feels cringeworthingly blackface-esque. I can see how the occasional comedic bit can make a movie fun, but the entire spirit of this movie feels just a touch too serious for there to be the right comedy-adventure feeling like that in Pirates of the Caribbean꞉ The Curse of the Black Pearl - (2003 movie).
See Lone Ranger
