Movies

The Chronicles of Riddick - (2004 movie)

2017-08-21

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The studio didn't get to keep his career.

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(on Wikipedia)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296572/
~~http://www.thechroniclesofriddick.com/~~
https://www.uphe.com/the-chronicles-of-riddick

An infamous criminal hides from or fights bounty hunters for years, only to be declared the enemy of a galaxy-spanning crusade.

This comes after Riddick - (2013 movie), but isn't really a continuation as such. If you didn't like that movie, then obviously don't see this one. If you did, then this is a risky recommendation. It's definitely not the same in any way.

I didn't like it, but it's not awful or anything. Maybe the fact that I didn't take a lot of notes says something. Well maybe it says that Disgaea - Hour of Darkness - (2003 game) is more interesting to grind while watching.

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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil - (2010 movie)

2017-08-20

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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil - (2010 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1465522/
~~http://www.tuckeranddale.com/~~
http://www.magnetreleasing.com/tuckeranddalevsevil/

College kids go on vacation out into the woods, and everything goes horribly wrong when misunderstandings spiral out of reason.

A great movie with a great tone. Really fun to watch, but, as with most of its peers, it's great for just the one watch.

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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - (2017 movie)

2017-08-20

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Oh god, her eyebrows

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(on Wikipedia)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2239822/
http://www.valerianmovie.com/

Something about a powerful thing that was taken, and a conspiracy. I guess.

Terrible. Simply terrible. A bad setup to the universe, a whole lot of shit pulled out of thin air.. generally bad writing and a bad mood. Bad pacing. Everything about it is terrible. Do not watch.

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Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance - (2002 movie)

2017-08-19

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This poster is more exciting than its movie

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(on Wikipedia)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310775/

A stupid and deaf guy does stupid things while being deaf.

This was listed as a thriller and isn't even remotely thrilling. It is slow and depressing throughout. I got well past an hour without being thrilled.

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The Ice Pirates - (1984 movie)

2017-08-17

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(on Wikipedia)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/

In the far future, the scarcity of water prompts pirates to steal ice, but they are swept up into a rebellion.

Swashbuckling-and-blasters, this movie is cheezy without being funny. I think it has some cult following merely because there wasn't much of interest back then, and this style of movie was popular for reasons outside of quality entertainment. This is like some sort of movie version of shitposting.

Absolutely not recommended, as it doesn't tick any boxes outside of nostalgia.

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