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The 6th Day - (2000 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216216/

An everyday man is caught in the crossfire of a murder, and learns that he has become a player in its coverup.

A decent enough bubblegum movie.

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John Wick - Chapter 3 - (2019 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6146586/
https://www.johnwick.movie/

Mediocre bullshit, with terrible choreografoo, shitty effects and generally shit all around.

If you like the first one you'll dislike this one. You'd have to love it to even tolerate this shit.

  • Properly titled John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum



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Luke's character is on the poster but not in the movie
Luke's character is on the poster but not in the movie

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Star Wars >

(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2527336/
https://www.starwars.com/the-last-jedi/

A fan edit of Star Wars - The Last Jedi - (2017 movie). It's actually quite good, though its ending is incomplete.

Supergirl is super, and something about the last of the fleet that isn't the last, and shit characters and shit writing.

The earlier movies are mandatory for this. If you thought the earlier movies were shit, then this is the nail in the coffin. Just let the franchise die.

  • Properly titled Episode VIII - The Last Jedi



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Spectral - (2016 movie) image

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2106651/
https://www.netflix.com/title/80098200

An optics specialist is sent to investigate the unusual readings the military is getting from his equipment.

A solid movie all around. Great action and a good world, but with enough fuzzy science and The A-Team-style jury-rigging to rivet it solidly to TV-movie quality.



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Four Lions - (2010 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341167/
http://www.magnetreleasing.com/fourlions/ [ 1 ] was www.fourlionsthemovie.com/

A comedy where wannabe-terrorists are too stupid to terrorize properly.

A terrible movie which I couldn't finish. British humor is already kind of crappy half the time, but this is incredibly weak.



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Hellboy - (2019 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2274648/
https://www.lionsgate.com/movies/hellboy [ 1 ] was http://hellboy.movie/

A Nazi demon-turned monster hunter is one of a pair of the supernatural who might bring about the end of the mankind.

Oh my god this is a departure from any sort of quality from what inspired it. It's so awkward I couldn't finish it.



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The Magnificent Seven - (2016 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435/

7 gunmen, for approximately 2.5 reasons, fight on behalf of a town they don't actually care about.

Fair. I mean.. it's just fair. Why bother with a remake if it's not going to even attempt to be better? It's a knockoff of the 1960 version set in California United States. Recommended for fans of westerns, but only so you can say that you saw it..



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R.I.P.D. - (2013 movie) poster

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(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790736/

A cop is saved from death but brought into a supernatural police department.

A fair movie. It has some fairly amusing moments but is overall an engaging bubblegum movie.



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