A small German man storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I'm so pissed I can't even see straight!"
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort.
The German man swills down the drink and says "Gimme another one!".
The bartender pours the drink, but says "Now, before I give you this, why don't you let off a little steam and tell me why you're so upset?"