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I don't even know how to summarize this movie; it's story isn't compelling.. just some people who might have had an interesting backstory hanging out on a planet kinda trying to survive-ish.
 Luke's character is on the poster but not in the movie
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https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-viii-the-last-jedi [ 1 ] was https://www.starwars.com/the-last-jedi/
A fan edit of Star Wars - The Last Jedi - (2017 movie). It's actually quite good, though its ending is incomplete.
Supergirl is super, and something about the last of the fleet that isn't the last, and shit characters and shit writing.
The earlier movies are mandatory for this. If you thought the earlier movies were shit, then this is the nail in the coffin. Just let the franchise die.
Properly titled Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
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A prequil adventure with the eponymous Han Solo. It has no excitement since with a prequil there can't be any sense of accomplishment without any chance of failure.
A franchise so strong I didn't even know this movie was released or was even being made.
Not recommended, even for fans. It gives and does nothing. It's vaguely entertaining.
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https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-viii-the-last-jedi [ 1 ] was https://www.starwars.com/the-last-jedi/
Supergirl is super, and something about the last of the fleet that isn't the last, and Leia is immortal and shit characters and shit writing.
The earlier movies are mandatory for this. If you thought the earlier movies were shit, then this is the nail in the coffin. Just let the franchise die.
Properly titled Star Wars: The Last Jedi
See also:
Star Wars - The Least Jedi - (2018 movie), a fan edit that's a lot better, though its ending is incomplete.
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https://www.starwars.com/films/star-wars-episode-iii-revenge-of-the-sith
War brews in the galaxy, forcing a republic to twist its laws to go to war.
Oh god, what a disappointment.
Properly titled Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
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Something something father something reactor something plans to the death star something hope.
A pretty terrible episode. I'm not going to bother watching another of these..
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An assassination attempt on a senator gets her two superpowered-bodyguards, one of whom has the hots for her and whose investigation leads to a mystery that has remained shrouded for ten years.
While nowhere near as good as Star Wars Episode I.II - The Phantom Edit - (2000 movie) is compared to its source, Attack of the Phantom is an adequate watch and certainly head and shoulders above its source. Unfortunately this movie also requires Star Wars - Episode III - Revenge of the Sith - (2005 movie) be watched immediately afterwards, and since there was never a phantom edit made of that I don't know if I can recommend this.
It's flagged as disliked, but I don't feel that I wasted my time watching it. I just feel let down by the ending.
This is an edit of Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
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The Trade Federation blockades a peaceful planet, and decisive action is required to bring political and military strength to bear.
An astonishing improvement on the original. Even though it's lower visual quality than it's original can be, it's worth a watch. Very highly recommended especially to fans of the original trilogy who were disappointed by this new trilogy.
Continues with Star Wars II.I - Attack of the Phantom - (2001 movie)
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Random people go on a merry adventure looking for Luke.
DO NOT WATCH Not just because it takes a steaming dump overtop of the already steaming dumpyness of the prequils, but because it's badly written and unresolved. Go and watch The Matrix 2 instead. That piece of shit somehow has less issues.
Followed by Rogue One - (2015 movie)
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A standard Robot Chicken, but with various skits parodying the Star Wars franchise.
Have a half hour to waste? Give this a shot, but if you don't like it within the first few minutes go do something better. Robot Chicken is hit-and-miss.
Continues with Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode III
