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• 4:30 — I like that that guy looks better. It’s not just the tattoos, he looks so much more mature. I could never ever take him seriously before, simply because of the way he looks.
• 7:15 — Marionettes
• 8:15 — How does Ivar understand anything that’s going on?
• 9:00 — Novgorod
• 12:45 — Constantinople

• 14:30 — Oh go fuck yourself blatant sexism. Yes you’re fucking weak because you’re pregnant. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS.

• 33:30 — Kill them. Kill their leader and kill all of them.

• 6:30 — Oh a little dig to make men incompetent and a women an lazy entitled asshole?

• 22:30 — Ivar’s expression would have been believable if that wasn’t yet another mannish-faced woman.

  • 26:15 — Okay she’s not bad.
• 35:30 — The man or woman. Two are present.
• 42:45 — Why would I give a fuck about all of that when voting is going on?

• 4:30 — You probably should have a shield..
• 14:30 — So how is the next king decided? Is this kingship for life I suppose..

• 1:15 — Now there’s no incentive to watch this show..
• 31:30 — Blatant sexism.
• 38:30 ~~ I’m still wondering why they didn’t reproduce her wounds for the sacrifice.
• 39:15 — An non-subtitled foreign language gives this low impact.
• 41:00 — Aaand the body of drowned whats-her-face bobs up.. lol.

• 11:15 — Bjorn is so damned scraggly looking.

• 31:15 — It’s been so long I can’t remember why Ivar is a bad guy..
• 34:45 — The king’s hairline is awkward.
• 41:30 — Talking conspiracy out in the open seems rather stupid.

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• 5:00 — How is that guy still alive?
• 10:30 — That would have been a good moment for him to hallucinate the gates of Valhalla just like Ragnar did.
• 37:45 — Why isn’t he a pincushion?
• 40:00 — That is a missed opportunity to reveal an Ulfberht sword.

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• 10:00 — But no really, why doesn’t the sea run away?
• 33:00 — It’s not a town..
• 40:15 — Byzantine Greek
• 41:30 — Ivar would have an accent.

• 2:15 — Golgotha
• 2:45 — That looks like a different cross.
• 26:15 — How do they settle a land without trees?

• 1:45 — I assume they brought seeds, and I assume they set out at the right time so that they would arrive during the growing season so they could plant and expect crops to grow before winter.
• 3:45 — This show has a difficult time showing the passage of time. How much time do I judge based on that scar? A viewer would have to pay attention to notice such things.
• 8:15 — How would a woman carrying a baby be effective with a weapon?
• 14:45 — It’s still a trap. They could have assassins planted.
• 20:30 — I’m still confused about Ivar standing there.
• 21:15 — They did snap the arrow as he went over the railing; I was wondering about that.

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• 3:15 — Why would he touch her out in public like that..
• 9:15 — Would King Finehair have new bodyguards?
• 11:30 — Again this show isn’t showing the passage of time well..
• 16:45 — Dude, don’t tolerate that.
• 18:00 — That music/sound effect sounds awful..
• 24:00 — What the fuck.
• 25:15 — So we just assume they got some horses. I know they talked about getting them, but the actual acquisition was hand-waived.
• 33:00 — I’m so bored of this fucking show..
• 34:00 — That horse has giant balls.
• 40:15 — Is there any effect that can do that to one’s eyes?

• 22:45 — That feather would just blow away..

• 40:30 — So they didn’t bother showing the relationship between those two women? Why did the one act like that? What’s going on?

• 10:30 — Why not kill him right there?

  • Oh, archers..
• 12:30 — Uh oh, is this a commentary on immigration?

• 13:45 — The subtitles reveal this to be:

  • The Mi’kmaq people
  • The Mi’kma’ki lands
  • The Mi’kmaq language – See also Miꞌkmaw hieroglyphic writing
• 15:45 — So suddenly they speak the language?
• 24:45 — The subtitles told me that he randomly broke a bone.
• 41:00 — Why was the scene sped up?

• 43:00 — What? Where did this relationship come from? God damn I’m glad this show is done.

Followed by another series, but apparently it’s woke..