• 2:30 — Your quarantine is scheduled for right now. Where the fuck are you running off to?
• 3:00 — I recognize that actor. The Major General.
• 3:15 — Too much zooming. Did they get a new director or something?
• 9:00 — Picking up electromagnetic radiation from that distance? Holy crap.
• 10:30 — Are they finally getting rid of this character?
• 11:30 — Tylk’s head thingy looks like it’s wobbling around. It’s distracting.
• 12:45 — Oh, it’s the doctor who’s the spy. I should have mentioned that the moment she shot O’Neil.
• 14:30 — Are they allergic to cover?
• 23:00 — I was waiting for them to close the iris as soon as they opened the gate.
• 30:30 — Called her being treasonous. Also, why wasn’t she killed right away?
• 31:30 — They were standing right there. Why weren’t they getting shot?
• 37:30 — He doesn’t have the voice.

• 39:30 — Yay, finally something goes through.

Well this was a terrible two-part episode.

• 2:00 — Set (deity)
• 5:00 — False religion. As in. All religion.
• 13:15 — The scout and the “father” are with the enemy.
• 24:45 — Eunuch
• 27:00 — I think I recognize that actor. Or I’m racist. Probably just a bad memory.
• 28:00 — Why is he there. He can’t be trusted. Coffee is his weapon.
• 33:30 — He didn’t seem too shocked.
• 34:00 — How much of his technology is there? Wouldn’t he need naquada for manufacture?

• 40:15 — “Hail Dorothy” is a reference to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (1900), by L. Frank Baum

  • See also The Wizard of Oz – (1939 movie)

• 0:30 — United States Secretary of Defense
• Captain Carter was promoted to Major.
• 14:00 — Just kick Tylk off of the base.
• 20:00 — The stone Thor gave will stop glowing at some inopportune moment, to indicate he is not in orbit to help.
• 24:30 — They’ve already threatened Gould, therefore their technology has to be dropped down, and they cannot use the Stargate.
• 29:30 — Well good thing they have a stargate and the ability to send him to a sarcophagus.
• 34:15 — The dude’s glasses are being worn strangely.

• 35:30 — Maybe use the healing device on Tylk.

  • Oh, called it. Wait, but that’s not Tylk.

• 37:00 — This means that the other Gould was faking healing him.

Well I guess the Thor’s ship in orbit thing will happen later now that the stone is in play.

• 8:30 — Infiltration tactics
• 13:00 — Schizophrenia
• 15:15 — He’s been medicated. Perhaps it’s a success that he’s feeling fine.
• 17:00 — Or not.

• 2:30 — It sounds like they didn’t have the dark ages like we did.
• 21:30 — Why not add one nanite back to the donor.
• 22:00 — Is this the first time they’ve seen cultural differences?

• 25:30 — The Gould use them as seeds for knowledge, and will return to salvage the nanites.

(Deprogramming)

• 2:00 — An alternate universe, again?

• 19:00 — Good thing they have a naquada generator from earlier.

I don’t see why they would have been authorized to go through those other universes. There was no guarantee they would find the correct one, nor a guarantee of success, nor a pressing need to go through. I suppose we can assume they have the “bond” with those alternate universe-SG1s though.

So technically they should ask Thor / the Azgards to go through every reality to rescue Earth.

• 0:45 — It strikes me as wrong that Tylk would keep his forehead-thing visible. While outside on Earth he’d have a hat on. Why not on every planet?
• 13:00 — Fake-overpower what’s-his-face, then run to safety but get captured by other what’s-his-face.

• 14:45 — Wow, that’s actually brilliant.

  • Except they left him there, stunned.
• 19:15 — The powder he drank is important. A cure for the gas-gun he uses?
• 24:00 — That’s a good guy, a rebel.
• 30:00 — The powder is important. Called it.
• 37:00 — Get the weapons and tech before leaving.
• 37:30 — I’m confused about how the bounty hunter got there without his own ship, such that he can leave with the transport. Did he use a stargate?

• 0:45 — Was that pink-to-the-lips a reference to a movie?

• 1:30 — Christianity

  • HAHAHAHAHA compassion, benevolence.. BWAHAHA.. in the bible! HAHAHAHA
• 2:00 — Books on tape (Audiobook)
• 2:15 — Under the yoke of religion, no basic technological advancements. Sounds about right.
• 3:15 — Middle English, pre-Geoffrey Chaucer
• 3:30 — I was unable to find information on the Catholic prayer for suffering souls.
• 6:30 — I’m confused as to how shooting the chains at the top would free her hands.
• 7:30 — Trepanning

• 10:30 — Gun it down, drive iron through it, pour cement on it. Oh, no cement there, so just the iron, then haul it to the stargate, and flip it on to disintegrate it. Walk home. Roll credits.

  • Well okay, repeat that for the gould.
• 12:45 — Five? Oh look, SG-1 and that other guy.
• 19:15 — Ordeal by water (Trial by ordeal)
• Christian burial
• 25:45 — Wouldn’t there be more witnesses to the trepanning?
• 26:30 — Wouldn’t he be stripped before being treated?
• When they first met one of those, shots from the staff weapon did pretty well.
• 35:45 — Where’d they get their stuff from?
• 36:00 — A change of heart and a bold of lightning would help.

• 37:00 — David and Goliath

And they all lived happily ever after. After a reformation, the abandonment of religion and the rise of philosophy and science.

• 1:00 — Why is an SG-team there?
• 2:00 — “RV at the treeline”, RV means rendezvous.
• 3:30 — What happened to the fight?
• 6:30 — It’s some sort of paintball training thing.
• 22:00 — Why didn’t you.. stop him from going off and telling the others the final challenge has begun?
• 23:00 — Wouldn’t they have more than that setup? Wouldn’t it include full medical facilities or is it just war training?
• 28:00 — How do they supply themselves? Do they hunt and gather?
• 36:15 — Why is Tylk in uniform and paint? Shouldn’t he be posed as an observer?
• 41:15 — Sortof potential allies.

• 0:30 — I thought they buried the gate.
• 1:00 — That is the most pathetic little non-tank.
• I would have used Share as a hostage.
• 3:00 — Shoot her in the hand.
• 5:15 — This would be a cool way to interrogate someone.. with all of this being done in the moments the hand-thingy beams into a person.
• 6:30 — I’m confused about this sarcophagus thing. If the parasite is destroyed, then.. how can it be resurrected?
• 10:30 — The pen (Ballpoint pen) is not even remotely simple.
• 12:30 — Called it?
• 15:30 — No, Daniel joined SG because of.. I don’t know, adventure and curiosity and stuff. His wife was captured some time during his participation.
• 22:00 — Yeah, interrogation via hand-thingy beams illusion reality place.
• 25:00 — That’s a cool way to bury someone.
• 36:00 — Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner)
• 38:00 — I’d have a salvage team there to take everything. If they have a parasite in them I’d have them dissected. I’d take their weapons, their armour, their heavy munitions.. everything.
• 41:00 — Yank parasite, take to what’s their faces rebels, sarcophagus. Roll credits.

• 2:00 — “Tylk” means “Strength”
• 6:30 — I half-recognize that actor. Parts of her face seem familiar.
• 8:00 — I wonder if they’re going to forget the codes to the stargate. That seemed obvious right from the start.
• 9:15 — Oh, it’s whats-her-face, the destroyer of worlds. From .. last season?
• 10:30 — How about analysing the atmosphere and the like, before walking into that world and risking ones mind.
• 10:45 — DDT
• 12:00 — Oh, Daniel likes her too.
• 12:45 — Her Dante Alighieri prison.
• 16:15 — This isn’t a quarantine.

• 19:00 — Oh, Daniel does like her. Didn’t his wife die last episode?

  • Oh, good.
• 23:45 — Well.. each person could be examined, especially the females, before curing them.
• 29:00 — Code blue (Hospital emergency codes)
• 31:45 — Kira is wonderful. Kira can do this thing with her tongue.

• 8:00 — Hell
• 16:45 — “Okay” is slang that what’s-his-face shouldn’t be using.
• 21:45 — “Emerald City” is a reference to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (1900), by L. Frank Baum
• 24:30 — Their stealth is terrible.
• 37:30 — A surprise attack should have destroyed Tylk’s transport.

• 5:00 — Holy shit, it took almost 5 minutes to even get to the opening credits.
• 9:30 — Bleeding beneath the surface (Internal bleeding)
• 22:00 — Blowing up the moon to destroy the mothership is an awesome plan.
• 39:45 — Nothing has changed. Blowing up the mothership does not disband the armies if the Big Bad still lives. Even then, the armies might move in his absence.
• 40:30 — Father-dude is still dying without medical attention, right?

• 41:00 — Oh, it was Apophis who survived.

  • So this means other-dude’s armies might be bent to Apophis’ rule. I guess. I don’t see why, though.

• 1:00 — It’s really odd that they don’t have a proper quarantine.
• 7:15 — Why stuff them in the elevator? Securing things down there sounds doable, and it would be useful to arm them too. I see he has no spare zat guns.

• 10:45 — Zat them on the ground.

  • He shot him with his bad arm?
• 16:30 — Tetrachloroethylene
• 19:00 — Did Carter take a plane away? She would have been flagged the moment she checked in.
• 24:00 — I was wondering how they would know so much about who they’re copying, thinking they had some sort of mind-link to the trapped person.
• Were I the two guys, I would develop a code to know who is who, in case I met the copy.
• 29:15 — Called it.
• 31:15 — Free the doctor, keep the alien transformed and hook it up in her place.
• 33:00 — Clean up the room before leaving it.
• 35:30 — Why not finish Carter off?
• 38:00 — That one got shot twice and wasn’t disintegrated.
• 39:45 — Why would they retain all their knowledge? It seems they needed to have a human counterpart hooked up, was that just for appearance of was it for personality?
• 41:00 — Or send an assault force through the gate after those escapees. A big one.

• 0:30 — Why ever would one fighter be able to do that kind of damage?
• 0:45 — Wow, very nice crash choreography.

• 12:15 — I know that actor.

  • I guess I have seen the character earlier. There’s just too much “stuff” in this series to keep track of any of it.. so I guess I mostly-forgot him.
• 16:15 — He also tortures you every day. You suffer, trapped in a living hell.

• 22:00 — It seems to me that plenty of the host survives, since the host is right there, talking. There’s also a readable mind, capable of demonstrating, as fact, the truth of what he’s describing.

  • Also, if these guys are all so advanced, what’s preventing them from removing the gould amicably, and letting the other dude walk away with it to implant it elsewhere? Roll credits.
• 22:45 — Yay, they bring up the obvious.
• 24:00 — Where’s her name tag patch?

• 41:00 — How about an orbital ion cannon as a protection measure until Earth is capable of proper space flight and requests it be disabled?

  • Or set up some stargates on worlds the Gould don’t know about, and protect those plants from any space flight from either direction. So these can be used as safe worlds for human refugees and settlers from Earth.

• 0:15 —

  • One Man’s Ceiling is Another Man’s Floor (1973 song), by Paul Simon
  • “A fool’s paradise is a wise man’s hell” — Thomas Fuller
  • “Never run with scissors” — unknown
• 0:45 — “It’s all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.”
• 4:00 — That’s possibly a MiniDisc, but might just be a Mini CD. Either way, she’s putting it into a videocassette recorder and displaying in on a cathode ray tube computer monitor with computer graphics overlain in post-production. None of this makes sense.

• 5:15 — Cinnamon

  • Chicory is a fucking garbage version of coffee, made “popular” in the United States because of shortages during the American Civil War.
• It’s a data collection thingy, implanted there to experience and record what they do.
• 9:00 — “Apparently all deserts on base are in grave danger.”
• 14:00 — Called it.
• 17:45 — Fry the fucking things. An electromagnetic pulse.
• 20:00 — Called it.
• 22:30 — The pulse will only put them to sleep. They’ll wake back up again.
• 23:00 — I’d strap a detector to them to notice if the electromagnetic field returns.
• 23:00 — Also, the entirety of everything is an illusion. They’ve been in a coma.
• 23:30 — Row, Row, Row Your Boat — British nursery rhyme
• 24:30 — Temporary. Just keep pulsing.
• 27:00 — Is the iris closed when they’re communicating?
• 35:00 — Put Ergo into its creator.

• 1:00 — Falling star, Shooting Star (Meteoroid)
• 2:00 — Near-Earth object
• 6:30 — Sure there’s something you can do. You can call in the marker from those advanced dudes whose planets you saved.
• 11:30 — Those meteors entering the atmosphere enough to be heard would create enough friction to warm the air. Everyone within sight of them would feel the heat like a lamp. The combined numbers would set the forests on fire.
• 16:30 — Send a whole bunch of water through?
• 18:30 — It’s buried somewhere. Dig it up.
• 19:00 — But on the bright side, she doesn’t have to get pregnant to force him to stay.
• 23:30 — No, you can’t do that. Naquada is all magic and shit, and wouldn’t heat all that much, let alone melt, compared to their titanium iris, which took a hell of a lot of effort to even heat, and still wasn’t breached.
• 33:30 — Predictable baby-crazy woman, getting him drunk to rape him.
• 39:00 — The entire town should be helping him.
• 40:45 — Did she just friendzone an entire planet? Wow, that’s epic.

• 15:30 — “I’d rather be a thief and alive, then honest and dead.”
• 19:00 — Jackson isn’t the only civilian. Tylk is also a one.
• 20:30 — Mad (magazine), September 1999, #385.
• 21:30 — I should recognize that song, but I don’t.
• 25:00 — This all feels like him pretending, so they can uncover all of this.
• 26:45 — .. also, she’s pregnant with your child.
• 27:30 — The doctor is saluting wrong.
• 29:00 — Oh my god, is that Dillan’s wife on Andromeda – (2000 TV show)[doesn’t exist]?
• 30:00 — Backwards engineer (Reverse engineering)
• 32:30 — That makes no sense. Don’t they have another stargate they could be using?
• 35:00 — Quarantine would, of course, go through all their gear and find something like that.
• 37:30 — So what about all the other black ops teams?

• 0:45 — Oh, and they’re standing right there.
• 3:45 — Now they have naquada generators.
• 8:45 — One would think they’d have as much set up as possible, so it would only need to be hooked up to the gate as soon as they’re through.
• 9:30 — Good thing they never saw the staff weapon being fired.
• 14:00 — Why is his staff purple now?
• 17:00 — Nefertem
• 19:30 — Why haven’t the bad guys discovered their missing comrade?
• 22:45 — Also, he’s not a thing.
• 23:45 — So why not take the device-healing for his vision since it’ll take his symbiote time to get around to his eyes?
• 27:30 — Or maybe do his other eye..
• 36:30 — He shot that one guy twice.
• 37:15 — That tent isn’t cover.

• 2:30 — “Son of a bitch!”
• 3:15 — I recognize that actor on the bed, from somewhere.
• 9:00 — Dude, that’s Steve Bacic, who I know from Andromeda – (2000 TV show)[doesn’t exist] as Raday.
• 12:00 — Or maybe they were killed elsewhere and brought there.
• 16:30 — Foot odor
• 17:30 — Zen Kōan
• 26:30 — Parlour trick (Platform magic)

• How would the doctor know sweet fuck all about radiation exposure like that? Well, a physicist would
• 4:30 — Nintendo, Neutrino
• 5:00 — Muon
• 13:00 — Napoleonic power monger.
• 29:00 — Hey doesn’t Tylk’s head thing maybe seem strange?
• 35:00 — He’ll die.
• 39:30 — The enemy of my enemy is my friend
• 40:30 — He won’t return, called it.

• 1:30 — Plutonium, Radioactive decay
• 4:45 — Introduction of the Replicators.
• 15:30 — PBX (Polymer-bonded explosive)
• 16:30 — Neutrino Ion generators
• 19:15 — Why didn’t he re-enter with the ship as a way to destroy it?
• 20:30 — Quadrants would mean there are four. The ship has more than four parts.
• 28:30 — “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” — Neil Armstrong (1969, Apollo 11 moon walk)