• 0:30 --

  • Sigourney Weaver
  • Will Smith
• 1:45 -- Not believable in the least. She's practically the most fuckable girl in the quadrant.
• 6:00 -- Directed by David.. Nutter. More like nutinher, amirite?
• 9:30 -- Why would she act like that? Also, is he in college or something?
• 21:45 -- Hey look, free kids.
• 23:00 -- Who's she talking to?
• 24:45 -- No, no he doesn't need to. Isn't even asking that illegal?
• 26:15 -- How did he see the dress? Was it in her book bag, for some reason?
• 43:15 -- Oh, she's not talking to herself. She's writing her testimony down.

• 6:30 -- Oh! I know her from Angel - (1999 show)
• 13:30 -- Photographic memory = Eidetic memory
• 26:00 -- .. there are .. eraser rooms? Rooms.. for erasers? This school is full of quiet rooms.
• 30:30 -- Madonna (entertainer)
• 31:00 -- Czechoslovakia, had a peaceful dissolution into Czech Republic and Slovakia in 1993-01-01.
• 31:30 -- Cramps = Menstrual cramps = Dysmenorrhea
• 33:30 -- Oh man, that's what I was thinking.. I mean the misinterpretation that is.
• 35:45 -- AWOL = Away WithOut Leave = Desertion
• 37:30 -- Isn't she supposed to be a high school student? Using.. using feminine wiles on a single father.. this show has some really awkward messages.
• 38:45 -- Why wouldn't the sheriff and deputy hear their drop into the dumpster?
• 39:30 -- Curfew?
• 40:00 -- Ricky Martin

• 42:00 -- I'd love to cum in and meat with her. Repeatedly.

Oh! This show is likely where I first heard of Dido (singer). The song is Here with Me (Dido song)

• 1:00 -- Genie in a Bottle (1999-06-22 song), by Christina Aguilera
• 4:45 -- Tastee-Freez Denny's

• 6:15 --

  • Brad Pitt
  • Houston Astros
  • Metallica
  • Supermodel
  • Molecular biology, Harvard University

• 12:00 --

  • Yep. Exciting. That science sure is exciting. All those explosions and th-- oh wait, molecular biology. So.. slides and microscopes?
  • Chemistry
  • Sulphur
• 13:30 -- Padmé Amidala (Star Wars movie universe)
• 20:00 -- I'd say the bodies thing is really scary, considering they're humanoid.
• 31:45 -- Fort Knox
• 32:45 -- .. so.. this conversation under their desk. With their Bunsen burner lit and stuff.
• 33:15 -- Psychologist
• 41:30 -- Saving their butts? This is your fault.

• 2:00 -- She doesn't have an overbite.
• 2:30 -- Orthodontics
• 7:30 -- Really bad audio cut there.

• 10:30 -- Meg Ryan

  • And no, it doesn't work. It's fucking horrible. She'd be amazingly pretty with .. any other hair. In fact, I'm going to look up that actor right now.
  • .. and no, she's not all that good looking with better hair. Damn. I'm thinking maybe her young self would have been hotter.
• 12:45 -- "Massacre at sunset village" is fictional.
• 15:15 -- Stroke
• 18:15 -- Did a woman write this? A woman wrote this.
• 20:30 -- I thought he couldn't control his fucking powers.
• 22:15 -- This scene is brought to you by Yahoo!
• 24:00 -- Rosie O'Donnell
• 25:45 -- Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones were in the movie Men in Black - (1997 movie)
• 27:00 -- I wish she was "service"-oriented.
• 27:45 -- Citizen's arrest, Citizen's arrest in the United States
• 29:45 -- Holy shit that would be a pleasant way to wake up.

• 2:30 -- Obvious plot device was obvious.
• 6:45 -- Joseph McCarthy
• 7:00 -- Dodgeball, which I think is a hanging offense now.
• 16:30 -- Among Us, by James Atherton, appears to be fictional
• 19:30 -- .. have a really good laugh? No, we're not. We're going to have a really good talk.. where you hand over the journal, I destroy it and you swear on pain of death to never repeat this. Were I him, I would make immediate plans to leave, and then up and vanish without warning. She's a fucking multiple-offense security risk that he's fallen in love with.. and he's not even dating her. Did a woman write this? A woman wrote this.
• 19:45 -- Every girl in her right mind would keep this to herself and her bestie, and lie outright if it came up.
• 39:00 -- Worst lie ever. Which friend? How can they be trusted?
• 39:15 -- Yes, it was stupid. Hand it over so it can be read then destroyed. Then disown her and move away. Also consider killing her.

• 1:30 -- There's no way that a. he wouldn't have alarms and b. that room wouldn't be locked.
• 2:00 -- Oh my god, pre-internet computering.
• 2:45 -- Silent alarm? And apparently teleportation.
• 5:15 -- Yes, there probably are rules against homework like that.
• 9:45 -- America's Most Wanted
• 10:15 -- Vanilla ice cream
• 11:15 -- The View (U.S. TV series)
• 11:15 -- Back pain
• 12:15 -- Alien abduction
• 15:30 -- Marathon, Texas United States
• 20:15 -- Elle Macpherson
• 22:00 -- Choke valve

• 22:15 --

  • Samantha is a character in Bewitched, and that's the nose-wiggle reference.
  • Geanie = Jeannie, of I Dream of Jeannie
• 28:15 -- Oh, this is before Caller ID
• 26:30 -- Probably a reference to Aladdin (1992 Disney film)
• 28:00 -- Well I recognized Doritos at a glance.

• 29:00 --

  • Pistachio ice cream
  • Win Ben Stein's Money .. and fuck that creationist idiot.
  • Ulysses (novel), by James Joyce
• 30:15 -- Her hair looks so much better like this, although it still seems manufactured.
• 36:45 -- Maybe check if he's still listening at the door..

• 4:00 -- A&E (TV network), Marie Curie
• 5:00 -- Was this written by a woman? This was written by a woman.
• 9:15 -- .. not the eraser room?
• 12:15 -- "By any means necessary" would include killing them.
• 15:00 -- Vibrator (sex toy)
• 18:45 -- Masoleko(?) reservation may be fictional.
• 22:00 -- Why would the sheriff talk like that?
• 37:45 -- Work this out? Moar like work it in, amirite?
• 40:45 -- what.. was this written by a wo-- oh, right.

• 1:15 -- Albuquerque, New Mexico United States

• 7:45 -- Wait, what? There's a difference between male and female blood?

  • At a glance, no. Maybe what's in it, like hormones, but even then not a whole lot.
• 8:30 -- "Musicians get the ladies" = Groupie

• 8:45 -- Yep, easy to get at..

  • .. at least he had to be in disguise.
• 11:45 -- How did they get the label printed?
• 12:15 -- When he's 18, she'll be too old.
• 20:15 -- No outside food or drink!
• 31:15 -- Never trust a blonde? Uh.. isn't he sitting next to one?
• 34:30 -- What's the Yahoo! logo.. shortened? I've never seen that. Probably because they were always irrelevant.
• 36:30 -- You've been my bestest friendzone-- I mean friend in the whole wide world.

• 1:15 -- If someone broke into the one house, would she still be writing into a journal if she might also be a suspect?
• 2:15 -- Will their hair get together and make a bigfoot?
• 4:00 -- December 2nd.. .. isn't New Mexico United States in the Northern Hemisphere?
• 10:45 -- I'll take things that never happen, for $100, Alex.
• 21:45 -- Slugs
• 26:45 -- Pollyanna (1913 book), by Eleanor H. Porter. See also Pollyanna principle
• 31:00 -- I got the impression that place is across town, are they getting out of there by walking or driving?

• 1:45 --

  • Nuclear winter
  • Cherry cola
• 2:30 -- Why would he go through someone else's stuff like that? Why would guy a hide this from guy b? Was this written by a w-- oh, right.
• 14:15 -- Venus, Venus (mythology)
• 15:00 -- Echinacea
• 18:00 -- Machu Picchu, Peru
• 18:15 -- Crop circle
• 36:15 -- Maxwell? Max, Maximillian, what?

• 3:00 -- Security system, for fire? I guess the smoke detector went off?
• 3:45 -- He has no business being there.
• 5:45 -- Counting Crows
• 16:00 -- Bob Vila
• 17:45 -- Nobody could hear him from outside.
• 17:30 -- .. it's all about her.
• 26:30 -- Sally (1983 TV series)
• 37:30 -- I already know about sex mom!

• 2:00 -- Navel piercing
• 5:45 -- Dry thunderstorm

• 6:30 -- "Aqua bra", basically like silicone/saline breast implants on the outside.

  • See also List of brassiere designs
• 7:00 -- Pig Latin
• 13:00 -- Don't ask, don't tell.. which entirely about something else.
• 13:30 -- Goldenseal
• 13:45 -- 16 going on 23.
• 18:45 -- Adorable jealousy-lies.

• 33:00 -- She's cold, but her hood's down.

.. I missed the mandatory "hey look, free girls" and the followup "hey look, free kids and a random Indian."

• 8:45 --

  • William Shatner (Star Trek - (1966 show))
  • Patrick Stewart (Star Trek - The Next Generation - (1987 show))
  • .. and Jonathan Frakes from the same show.
• 11:30 -- Mud

• 16:00 -- Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus (1992 book), by John Gray

  • An amusing piece. If you listen to the audio book as narrated by the author, it reveals quite a lot about him and the book.
• 35:00 -- Fourth of July = Independence Day (United States)
• 36:15 -- 10 cents a pack would have been outrageously expensive at the time..
• 41:00 -- There can only be one bullet in the chamber.

• 6:00 -- Alternative rock
• 11:00 -- Yes, she looked over at him and absolutely thought of him when being asked about what she wanted in a date.

• 12:00 --

  • Smash Mouth
  • Barenaked Ladies

• 14:15 -- .. and she wakes up, right?

  • .. sortof.
• 18:15 -- Why. Why is this a thing? I mean maybe if this town was sold as being really small, then.. I don't know, maybe?
• 22:00 -- Aries (constellation)
• 26:30 -- .. this stinks of being staged. Trick the small-town girl.

• 27:15 --

  • Foo Fighters
  • Celine Dion
  • Alanis Morissette
• 28:45 -- They're at a Lions Clubs International
• 30:15 -- So.. are they eating a second dinner? This would have flown if it was desert?
• 30:30 -- .. and there's the Yahoo! ad.
• 38:15 -- Wow, that woman is beautiful.
• 41:30 -- In the Air Tonight - (1981-01 song), by Phil Collins

• 5:15 -- How could.. it be between just them, when he went to school?
• 7:00 -- Three-strikes law
• 12:00 -- Monopoly (game), as opposed to polypoly.
• 13:30 -- Domestic abuse = Domestic violence
• 15:30 -- She looks great like that, with her hair the fuck out of the lively scene that is her face.
• 15:45 -- So this is supposed to be a very very small town.
• 38:30 -- Emancipation of minors
• 39:15 -- How much time has passed? Has Hank been found yet?
• 40:00 -- Abuse => Emancipation => Welfare
• 41:15 -- Okay, so the process is this fast?

• 1:00 -- February 2000, Lincoln County, New Mexico United States
• 2:00 -- There are shower rooms.. like that?
• 2:30 -- Floor-strawberries, yum..?
• 3:00 -- I also knock over strawberries that time of night..
• 7:30 -- That doesn't make any sense. It's adorable. Was this written by a woman?
• 10:00 -- "The Whirlwind Galaxy" is fictional.
• 15:30 -- Aah yes, the control freak.
• 18:00 -- Fake orgasm reference.
• 21:30 -- Getting really weird? Getting season-ending cliffhanger-weird?
• 23:15 -- Chaka Khan

• 7:15 -- Oh my god. Yay! Pretty!
• 8:00 -- So.. how.. many times has she transferred recently? Because I can't imagine that happening a whole lot throughout the years. These are supposed to be sixteen year olds. Somehow.
• 9:15 -- This scene is brought to you by Florida's Natural Growers orange juice.
• 11:00 -- Gidget(?)
• 11:30 -- Was this written by a woman?

• 25:00 --

  • Scream 2 (1997 movie)
  • Chick flick
  • Notting Hill (1999 movie)
• 28:00 -- How about fuck off, Tess?
• 30:30 -- Was this written by a woman?
• 37:15 -- So.. that's her fucking game?
• 41:15 -- Well walk over and fucking get it back..

• 13:00 -- Her and five completely innocent people. Six total.
• 15:00 -- Standard female control.

• 8:15 -- Couldn't she have made the images?
• 18:45 -- Teenage pregnancy

• 20:15 --

  • Las Vegas United States
  • Las Vegas, New Mexico United States
• 35:00 -- "Master of Ceremonies" sounded like a song by Metallica, but it isn't.
• 37:00 -- If only he had magic powers.

• 5:45 -- Well maybe keep trying until he's asleep.

• 20:00 -- Nothing Box (1999 song), by Hypnogaja

  • Lyrics below.
• 25:00 -- That entire scene was odd. Why wouldn't he have recognized themright away?

• 27:00 -- Depleted uranium

  • I was going to make a comment about radioactivity, but its Biological half-life is ~15 days.
• 40:15 -- Didn't they block his powers?

Nothing to lose
Nothing to gain
Nothing surrounds me
Nothing stays the same

I fought so long
To keep from going under
But why hang on?
Nothing matters at all
Nothing at all

I try to hide it
To avoid the shock
But I get pulled inside it
My nothing box

I fought so long
To keep from going under
But why hang on?
Nothing matters at all
Nothing at all

Prick my finger and you suck me dry
So dry, no tears to cry
Take take, fate worse than death
Keep taking till there's nothing left

There was a time in my life
When you were everything, everything to me
Everything, everything to me
For one moment I had it all
Then you took everything, everything from me
Everything, everything from me

You filled me with nothing
Nothing at all

I fought so long
To keep from going under
But why hang on?
Nothing matters at all
Nothing at all

• 24:00 -- Why don't they use Tess to trick him?
• 28:00 -- How many bullets were in his gun? Would he really stand there reloading? Would he not perhaps have a spare clip?