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s02e01 ∞
- 3:15 -- The fucking nonsense is this. I was expecting Ascendants.
- 4:45 -- That makes no sense. They're either safe from the top of the ship because the lower shields and then the bulk of the ship protected them, or they're safe because the lower shields from the bottom of the hull protected them.
- 9:30 -- So let me guess.. the tone of the show changes, and it's enough to kill it.
- 12:15 -- Why wouldn't rush and his guy be given weapons?
- 13:30 / 17:00 -- I see this season got a different budget, and can afford that new grizzled-actor, who I recognize from elsewhere.
- 19:00 -- They did get supplies. I was wondering about that.
- 27:30 -- Bwahahaha plants that produce enough oxygen for a room full of people.
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30:00 -- Maybe name the baby.
- 35:00 -- Finally.
- 40:00 -- So no explanation as to her plot-armor?
s02e02 ∞
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5:30 --
- 7:30 -- No, how we treat men says everything about us as a moral and civil society.
- 8:00 -- Where'd he get glasses from?
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8:45 --
- 13:00 -- Good thing a military field medic knows a lot about plants.
- 14:15 -- Volcano
- 17:00 -- Shouldn't it rotate when it clips a mountain?
- 21:30 -- How long have they been locked up, such that the one guy who got shot in the belly can restrain someone.
- 22:45 -- Prep a belt, then lift and tighten it.
- 25:00 -- What. A new mechanic for faster-than-light travel?
- 27:15 -- Anglicanism
s02e03 ∞
- 5:00 -- I wonder if the opposite is true; Destiny is to be retired and the seed ship slowed down to become its replacement.
- 6:45 -- With a tiny drip over enough time, the area would be flooded unless there's a drain next to it.
- 17:15 -- Squats
- 22:30 -- See also Four Noble Truths
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25:30 --
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38:45 -- I don't get it. He's not dead. They just use the stones and have him disconnected. He can reconnect into someone else's body later.
I really don't need the sullen music video montage thing at the end of any show's episode.
s02e04 ∞
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1:30 -- Sleepwalking
- .. maybe check the console..
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4:30 -- Pneumonia
- So she stopped taking her medication and wants to die.
- Oh, depression
- 11:30 -- I would have put them all back in the hold any time one of them steps out of line.
- 15:45 -- The communication stones can be reset?
- 17:45 -- Good thing they brought emergency-diaries with them when they fled to this ship.
- 20:30 -- He can start writing his mom letters. It would technically be in his handwriting.
- 21:00 -- Why would anyone tell her they're keeping an eye on her?
- 21:30 -- Good thing they brought emergency-paper and tape and chalk with them when they fled to this ship.
- 29:45 -- Why would they need to lock her up at all? They have someone with her and other people outside her bunk's door..
- 31:30 -- Just how long is their body-swapping "shore leave" anyway? I would assume every stone except for an emergency-stone would always be in use. It would be interesting to also follow the stories of the people coming aboard.
- 33:15 -- What's that, a mother's ownership of a permanently-infantilised offspring? With no father to wean the child off of the mother, she latches on.
s02e05 ∞
- 1:45 -- Cloverdale
- 4:15 -- It spreads on contact, but they're all contacting him.
- 5:00 -- Kiefer Sutherland
- 7:00 -- Man, it's a good thing they have liters of venom.
- 8:00 -- Far Afield appears to be a fictional movie.
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11:30 -- Good thing they brought an emergency-saw with them when they fled to this ship.
- It would be nice if there was a mention of the Lucian Alliance people bringing all kinds of cool gear.
- 14:15 -- "Probably reacting to the vibrations of our movement" <stomp stomp stomp pace pace walk>
- 14:45 -- If they follow movement, then they can be lured away.
- 15:00 -- Dammit, I thought this season grew out of putting her in a t-shirt.
- 22:45 -- Good thing they brought emergency-barricades with them when they fled to this ship.
- 23:00 -- Why buzz into that guys office?
- 26:00 -- Are the alien ground-tentacles trying to get their child back?
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26:15 --
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26:30 -- Good thing they brought emergency-flamethrower-ammo with them when they fled to this ship.
- Presumably they were invented along with the original one.
- 31:30 -- He really does have the adorable little hooked-sideburns now.
- 33:30 -- Syncope
- 34:45 -- She doesn't want to go back with her frieeeend.
- 37:45 -- Good thing they have compatible blood.
s02e06 ∞
- 4:30 -- How come they can have Lucian Alliance roaming about with escorts, but not alien-girl?
- 7:00 -- They didn't have to collapse the shields to board them earlier..
- 8:30 -- And roll credits. This is a fine ending to this series.
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12:45 --
- 25:45 -- Documentary
s02e07 ∞
- 9:30 -- Well the kino didn't detect any kind of life on the last ship..
- 9:45 -- Don't they have a history of activating a ship and it sends out a distress signal?
- 14:15 -- I don't understand. Why would someone new be sent back? I guess for interrogation?
- 23:45 -- She was using a console, and as we know from a previous episode they can track that.
- 31:15 -- Cosmic background radiation
- 34:45 -- If only they had all the room in the void between solar systems.
- 36:15 -- If only they had more kinos that they could send out.
- 41:30 -- Holy shit, did this show just almost slightly barely touch on or brush against the huge issue of controlling someone else's body?
s02e08 ∞
- 1:45 -- Stairway to Heaven - (1971 song), by Led Zeppelin
- 8:45 -- Exactly how much time did he have upon exiting the gate such that he could have her moved that far, put a bomb on her back and have her sit down?
- 13:30 -- Did he miss on purpose? He had a sniper's position..
- 19:30 -- They can drop out, turn around, then fly back in their direction.
- 23:30 -- Oh right, they left other Lucien Alliance behind.. somewhere. That wasn't covered.
- 23:45 -- Did he miss on purpose? He had a sniper's position..
- 25:30 -- I'm confused about all the timing.. they had seven hours before jumping, so there was that much time with them down there, then they traveled..
- 27:15 -- It was a shitty trap.
- 30:00 -- I've been thinking they could set delayed explosives at the gate, and then leave. An explosion that knocks the gate down would completely screw him over.
- 41:15 -- Called it. Turn around.
- 41:45 -- No, no they couldn't have done anything. The dude wasn't captured and wasn't brought back and wasn't interrogated.
s02e09 ∞
- 4:45 -- Trojan Horse
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10:45 --
- 13:15 -- Friendzoooooooned.
- 15:30 -- Eden
- 21:30 -- Okay, so every woman he talks to has issues..
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23:15 --
- 42:15 -- What in the ever loving fuck was this episode about? What was its point? How did it advance anything? This is the sort of confusing mystical bullshit that kills shows.
s02e10 ∞
- 3:00 -- The monolith is a reference to 2001꞉ A Space Odyssey - (1968 movie)
- 6:15 -- Why the fuck is he feeding the enemy information?
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9:00 --
- 12:15 -- What about unexploded mine-- yeah those.
- 14:45 -- Umm. Guns in space?
- 22:00 -- Bat-Signal
- 24:30 -- But if they jump, they destroy everything near them. Then jump back. Instruct the shuttle to go dark and drift awa then go get them.
- 27:45 -- So do explain all of this. The dude was body-swapped and stayed that way all this time?
- 35:30 -- How are they expected to fend off a command ship when they can't even handle a drone attack group?
s02e11 ∞
- 2:45 -- Good thing the enemy ships were so close.
- 11:45 -- The seed ship has shields, their ship has FTL..
- 16:30 -- And it explodes when exposed to pressure. Roll credits.
- 19:00 -- How would you get Chloe back?
- 26:45 -- Ever since her kiss to the cheek of the commander, I've wondered if she infects by kiss.
- 29:45 -- Man, everything is really close.
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30:15 -- Oh, so now they can control their own little drone fleet.
- 33:15 -- Called it.
- 38:15 -- They could drop out of FTL almost immediately.
s02e12 ∞
- 3:00 -- So about the problem of solar flares fucking with gate travel.. wouldn't a sun be, like, a whole lot of flaring?
- 6:45 -- Albert Einstein
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25:45 -- They could salvage all kinds of parts from other-destiny.
- .. oh good, they thought of that.
- 29:00 -- So they're tearing the other ship apart from the inside, while they're inside.
- 30:00 -- Are they really all going over?
- 32:30 -- Where in the fuck did they get all those medical supplies?
s02e13 ∞
Oh, I just remembered that that one dude got to them with the Lucien Alliance and was actually there in-person. It's annoying to remember everything.
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s02e14 ∞
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2:30 --
- 2001꞉ A Space Odyssey - (1968 movie)
- Also sprach Zarathustra - (1896 song), by Richard Strauss
- 7:00 -- Hypertension
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8:15 --
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19:30 --
- Ligature
- Stem cell
- Transplant rejection
- Post-op
- Infection
- High blood pressure
- Erectile dysfunction
-- They laugh, which is casual misandry.
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20:45 --
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21:30 --
- 22:45 -- Good thing they brought an emergency bone marrow extractor with them when they fled to this ship.
- 28:15 -- Telescope
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32:00 -- Numa numa - (2003 song), by O-Zone
- See Numa Numa - (2004 music video), by Gary Brolsma
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32:15 -- That's funny, because Apple devices don't have removable batteries because they hate the environment and their customers and the world and universe.
- 32:15 -- .. so presumably those are the batteries from the speakers themselves.
- 33:15 -- One of them in the ship's systems could research it.
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35:00 -- Maybe fucking with the ship's computer isn't such a good idea.
- 36:00 -- Called it.
- 39:45 -- Were they really stupid enough to keep people on guard at the stones when they knew silly things were happening with them?
s02e15 ∞
- 1:15 -- Is that.. is that a woman on the left?
- 14:00 -- If/when he dies, can the other dude get his other kidney?
- 16:45 -- Clicking his heels together is a reference to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz - (1900 book), by L. Frank Baum.
- 17:45 -- He could have a copy of himself in there..
- 29:15 -- Functional autism. Many geniuses aren't concerned with social conventions.
s02e16 ∞
- 15:15 -- Fucking gossipy women.
- 21:15 -- Sleep paralysis
- 41:45 -- Friendzoooooooned.
s02e17 ∞
- 3:00 -- How the fuck are you going to have evasive maneuvers on a carrier?
- 4:15 -- Can they hang out in that system's star or something?
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11:30 --
- 11:45 -- They could.. replenish their population.
- 18:00 -- Russia
- 18:45 -- Dead Sea Scrolls
- 19:00 -- Futura (typeface)
- 23:30 -- Take a few, go investigate, drop them off, ferry them repeatedly.
- 34:30 -- Get battle-ready and then return, even if it takes years.
- 36:30 -- Morse code
- 37:30 -- I haven't kept track of how many shuttles they have.
- 40:00 -- They could stay out a long ways and catch a lot of their older radio waves.
s02e18 ∞
- 2:45 -- They could still find plenty of resources. They would be scavenging from an old civilization, after all.
- 4:30 -- Muzak
- 10:00 -- Beef jerky
- 16:00 -- Wow, she's not an honorable woman at all, switching up her men.
- 19:15 -- Any remaining ships wouldn't be particularly close to completion. Duh.
- 21:00 -- So about their genetic diversity..
- 22:00 -- Yeah, him and corporal leftovers.
- 23:00 -- Maybe leave, since the transfer is automated?
- 25:15 -- ALS - Lou Gehrig's disease
- 25:45 -- Well, you can wait a while and then upload her consciousness into the computer.
- 38:30 -- I still don't understand why they wouldn't just abort their transfer to find the cure for ALS and then go through and select other similar cures.
- 39:45 -- If only they had super-advanced computers with personalities that can be like helpers or some such.
s02e19 ∞
- 3:15 -- Gas station
- 8:00 -- Captain Kirk is from Star Trek - (1966 show).
- 9:30 -- Death Star is from Star Wars - (1977 movie)
- 9:30 -- Blue supergiant star
- 12:30 -- I don't know, maybe pack heavy because their regular stuff will get hot and damaged.
- 14:45 -- They already have maps of the stargates..
- 15:15 -- Pitsburg, Ohio - United States
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15:45 -- I can't imagine any civilization putting anything around a stargate that's as slummy as that.
- 38:30 -- Oh, an explanation..
- 22:45 -- Botulism
- 25:00 -- Canada
- 30:30 -- Don't buildings have back doors?
- 32:00 -- It's been established that they can be shot down when flying by, why can't that one be shot down when floating still?
- 39:45 -- I'm confused. They have shields. That's the whole thing about entering a star to refuel.
- 40:00 -- Her 310 degree-safe backpack. Nice.
s02e20 ∞
- 5:30 -- If only they have some way to upload someone's consciousness into, I don't know, the computer..
- 8:30 -- Rock-paper-scissors
- 10:45 -- Kamikaze
- 11:45 -- They need their own drones..
- 21:15 -- Palladium hydride
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36:30 -- If only they have some way to upload someone's consciousness into, I don't know, the computer..
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