• 0:15 — Russia – October 1, 1989

  • Specifically the Soviet Union. Fucking Americans demonizing Russia.
• 2:00 — I suppose this is what happens when Superman jacks off in the pool.
• 4:00 — That song is from The Phantom of the Opera.
• 6:00 — I suppose she’s famous, because she sure isn’t good looking.
• 10:30 — That is one really homely woman.
• 30:15 — Are they going to get around to explaining the talking monkey?
• 32:00 — Okay what the fuck. This is a whole pile of a waste of fucking time. Get on with the fucking show, fuckity fucks.
• 42:00 — Friedrich Nietzsche

• 47:30 — So is she a gynoid or what?

  • 48:15 — I figured it.. from much earlier.

• 51:45 — Casual misandry.

Well this is kinda shit..

• 4:30 — Twinkie
• 7:00 — He left the door unlocked.
• 14:30 — Is his coat sleeve uncut?
• 31:00 — Yeah, wholly unrealistic representation of a divorce and custody.
• 33:30 — This is all directly ripped from Fight Club – (1999 movie)..
• 41:30 — Are they going to fall in love or something?
• 43:45 — That chimney does not have proper flashing.

• 8:45 — The “10,000-Hour Rule” is from Outliers – (2008 book), by Malcolm Gladwell
• 36:30 — I’m sorry, what did they just do to open the door?
• 44:30 — Unlimited ammo..
• 50:45 — How did he know to do that?
• 52:15 — The chandelier is still lit. Is the wiring really that long?

• 25:30 — Well the list was in a safe, so he’s okay..
• 29:00 — Why can’t he bang his head against the wall or something?
• 48:00 — Finally.
• 49:30 — Why would he crawl into that duct? Why would he think about it? There was an open door right next to him..
• 49:45 — Dammit, she was really cute..

• 8:30 — Notably..

  • Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
  • Death and state funeral of Joseph Stalin
  • Assassination of John F. Kennedy
• 10:45 — Nice, I thought I saw the old man in the rift.
• 18:15 — Did he kill the first chair?
• 21:45 — Oh, the kid is left-handed. That explains a lot.
• 31:15 — Vegan doughnuts.
• 34:30 — Butterfly effect
• 41:00 — There was quite the opportunity to clean that character up: To sober him up, and fast-track his life experience to make him a smarter person.
• 56:00 — I wish she was better looking; oh my god.
• .. is the dad in the body of the monkey?

• 1:30 — Vietnam War
• 8:45 — Hindenburg disaster

• 9:30 —

  • Sonny & Cher
  • Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
• 19:00 — Hard palate
• 22:45 — Kung Pao chicken
• 26:15 — Why do they have different accents?
• 32:30 — “Fudge Mutt(?)”
• 33:30 — Chinese flamethrower
• 38:50 — Shelf life
• 47:00 — The style of this show keeps waxing into artistic stupidity.
• 53:30 — How can he sober up so quickly?

• 13:45 — Peacock
• 15:30 — Sandra Bullock
• 27:00 — Hair of the dog (re. his hangover)
• 36:45 — So what happened the thing that knife-boy left under the car all those episodes ago?

• 39:00 — I’ve been annoyed for so damned long. Are those old memories that are coming back to her or what? Will there be an explanation as to how she can’t remember her powers and training, and why the others can’t either?

  • 44:45 — Finally..

• 2:45 — So I assume she’s still four at that point? Maybe before her rumouring?
• 7:30 — Patrick Swayze, with a reference to Ghost – (1990 movie)
• 11:15 — Oh my god, why would he admit that?
• 13:00 — He had to have known she would act like that..
• 14:15 — His eye is different.
• 16:30 — Where were the cops all that time? Wouldn’t they camp out at knife-boy’s dad’s house to wait for him?
• 35:30 — Casual misandry.

• 8:30 — So how did the monkey get made?
• 17:15 — Furry
• 21:30 — She’s got a child, why would there be any tension about him having had sex?
• 21:45 — Rave
• 27:00 — That’s not cover.
• 40:00 — Couldn’t the ghost walk up?

• 43:45 — Uh, or you can leave her to die then she can’t be the cause..

Continues with The Umbrella Academy – season 2 notes