s01e1 – 2021-03-19 – New World Order ∞

Spoiler

2:45 — Since when was that character so arrogant?
4:15 —
- How is that drone that fast?
- How can that drone laser be so quiet?
9:30 — Fucking rerouting; Deus Ex Machina or whatever bullshit.
10:15 — There’s no fucking way he’d be operating out in the open.
11:45 — “They want a word that’s unified without borders”.. as in Communists.
13:15 — The new times need new heroes. More progressive heroes. An equality of women and black and gay heroes. Heroes that aren’t heroes but identify as heroes so fill the disability-hero quota.
24:45 — The Japanese have group dating, although theirs is more blind (gōkon).
27:00 — What in the everloving fuck is with the people backing these movies and this show when they can just slap a bunch of dark people together and play pretend like they’re related. These two characters are entirely different.
29:15 — Why the fuck would she be so obstinate about getting help?
34:45 — So the youngster is a bad guy, right?
- So this is an Antifa parallel, right?
38:15 — Whoa boy, tossing a little black female “oh I’m so oppressed” privilege there.
39:00 — None of this makes any sense; he has a huge income.
41:30 — Uh, isn’t Falcon with the government? Wouldn’t he be reporting in?
42P30 — Wouldn’t that new Captain America also be introduced by name?

s01e2 – 2021-03-26 – The Star Spangled Man ∞

Spoiler

6:00 — Sniper. Please.
9:45 — The Hobbit – (1937 book), by J.R.R. Tolkien
10:30 — Have they been staring all this time?
11:45 — What? How is he alive? Am I supposed to come to this show already understanding everything?
13:30 — That’s a reference to “Hunter the White Wolf“.
14:45 — The other truck isn’t doing anything..
15:00 — He knew the other person was in there.
18:45 — Why would there be a car behind the reckless-driving trucks?
18:45 — Is Captain America also a super-soldier now? Because he’d be very very damaged..
23:45 — Robin Hood
27:00 — Why the fuck would they bring color into a scene just to have a shit joke? Is that someone’s kid they want to give screen time to?
31:00 — Okay what the fuck is this faked scene? No cop would give a fuck about two people just having a shouting match..
40:45 — They pop out, gun him down; scene over.
- 41:00 — Well thank you, but he could have toppled the light pole and then ran away.
7:15 — The Prince – (1910 book), by Niccolò Machiavelli
- Which is not even 70 pages.
8:00 — Lockdown removes the necessity of having that many guards engaging; that’s the point.
12:45 — Marvin Gaye
13:30 — Skull Island
26:00 — Who is that and what is she talking about?
30:15 — Trap, or trap door?
36:30 — The toxicity in those fumes..

No notes were taken..

Spoiler

15:45 — Uh, she’s not anything near Captain America.
19:15 — I was thinking the girl was leading them into a trap so she could free the bad guy dude man.
20:15 — “Struggle”..
- They labelled you as criminals for breaking the law. Breaking the law is not “pushing back”.
28:45 — Nobody would keep saying “power broker”.. that would immediately be nicknamed “broker” or “the broker”.
29:00 — Wouldn’t Falcon’s sister call him back by now?
44:30 — Why would any of the baddies even blink?
46:00 — It would have been cool if he lopped the guy’s head off.

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Spoiler

11:00 — Didn’t that discount-sidekick have a messed up face? Is he now a super soldier?
22:00 — Oh fuck off with your imaginary racism.
27:00 — Oh fuck off with your imaginary racism.
45:30 — Oh fuck off with your “as a people”. God this fiction is tiring.
47:00 — Were I the bad girl, I would still be in touch with the sister.
52:00 — Is it a spare Black Panther suit and some Wakandan super-serum? They have plenty of all of that.

Spoiler

4:00 — It’s Blackton America!
- I like how he gets to keep his hair.
17:00 — She’d have no fucking chance in fucking hell, not even a small chance; he’s an actual soldier.
19:15 — Why wouldn’t she be running?
22:45 — How predictable for her to be The Broker.
29:15 — Oh fuck off with your fake racism.
30:45 — Uh, no… she was a shit supersoldier but was still a better front liner than random shit for brains revolutionaries.
31:30 — What’s with his shoulder pads?
33:45 — Carlie’s corpse can still be of use. So can Captain US Agent.

I’m just going to kill this. It’s fine, but I don’t care about it.