• 1:45 -- What the fuck does "a potential conjunction" mean?

• 2:15 -- Seven months later.

  • .. but from when?
• 3:15 -- Potassium
• 4:00 -- They left the door open..

• 7:15 -- God I can predict the cancellation from here..

  • This comes across as a shitty Disney Christmas movie.

• 9:00 -- Christmas truce

  • Live and let live (World War I)
• 10:00 -- Irony

• 13:00 -- Venezuela

  • Beacon of Maracaibo
  • They shouldn't be spoiling where they stole this idea from.
• 18:30 -- Maybe go back through and patch it?

• 27:00 --

  • Motion sickness
  • Earplug
• 33:15 -- Are they all anchored down this time? It was really odd to see them walk to the edge of the ship when they hit the rocks.
• 43:15 -- It doesn't help that I can't remember the backstory behind that character.
• 46:45 -- So, uh, where's the ocean pouring down to?

• 1:00 -- Faraday cage

• 2:00 --

  • Benjamin Franklin
  • Kite experiment
  • Georg Richmann

• 3:30 -- Seaweed

  • Yes, it's treated like garbage which is also why it's called sea weed.
• 4:45 -- Safeword
• 7:45 -- How are they okay?
• 11:30 -- They don't need the kite if they can run a line from the lightning rods.
• 16:15 -- Marine
• 24:00 -- The chariot was noted at being 2 tonnes before.. enough to move the ship, so it's a good thing that's not happening now.

• 2:00 -- So does the ship mysteriously not have any cracks in it any more? Good thing it's spaceworthy even though it wasn't seaworthy before..
• 8:00 -- Does that magic mist decontaminate under their clothes too? Also inside their lungs and blood?
• 15:00 -- Why wouldn't the doors open after the fire is out?
• 18:45 -- Why would be be stupid enough to open the crate?
• 24:30 -- Slurpee
• 28:30 -- Zofran
• 30:30 -- They better give a good reason on how that fucking horse fucking survived all this fucking time.
• 33:30 -- Maybe say it's a red light..
• 34:15 -- Horse meat wouldn't have to be rehydrated..
• 36:45 -- Wouldn't the stairwell doors close again?
• 43:30 -- God the writing is such shit.. the whole atmosphere of this show is pompous.

• 5:15 -- Where's Smith?
• 10:00 -- If only they had space flight and a whole planet with oceans.
• 13:15 -- Hoodoo (geology)
• 19:00 -- Why is he all overactingly-scared?
• 19:45 -- Did anyone mention the arm in a crate?
• 23:15 -- Titanium
• 28:45 -- Just what is their height difference?

• 1:30 -- "My adopted dad".. doesn't she mean "adopting dad"?
• 2:45 -- Why would he have stayed hanging on mid-way anyway?
• 6:30 -- You have horses for some reason. I saw one from a wide show in an earlier episode, and there was one left on the station for some reason.
• 9:45 -- Given that their corrosion discovery was recent, I would have disengaged all spacefaring vehicles and separated all equipment until everything can be checked. The last thing I'd want is to have the whole station collapse and take any other ships with it because they were attached.
• 19:30 -- What does that perimeter fence do?
• 21:00 -- I could see the blue bag from above.
• 21:30 -- He gets stuck by a needle; roll credits.
• 25:00 -- Oreos
• 28:00 -- Oh god, the writing is so bad..
• 34:15 -- He's fucking ex-Marine, there's no damned way he'd be giving up..
• 37:30 -- So.. the rest didn't come down on him? Just a tiny bit that he was holding on to?
• 38:30 -- Don't they smell like garbage?
• 39:00 -- Curiosity killed the cat

• 0:30 --

  • He had zippers and snaps on his jacket; were any of those metal?
  • Maybe the planet was poisoned so as to be hostile to machines.
• 1:45 -- Wouldn't it be immediately obvious what happened to the pins in his knee?
• 2:00 -- Was there no communication at all? Wouldn't they know what's happening with the corroding floor?
• 7:00 -- Why exactly did they drop down where they did? This makes no sense..
• 18:00 -- Why the everloving fuck would they leave the horses unprotected?
• 20:45 -- .. well you can't stay or the raptors will eat you..
• 26:45 -- Hit him on the head and stuff him in the box.
• 30:30 -- But it took too long and now the station is doomed..
• 37:30 -- Sudden raptor; roll credits.

• 5:30 --

  • Bit (horse)
  • Bridle
• 15:30 -- Saying a name three times is a reference to Beetlejuice - (1988 movie)
• 17:45 -- Sudden raptors; roll credits.
• 19:30 -- Why does he care? Why is he sneaking around?
• 22:30 -- Why would the horse suddenly fall ill? What the fuck is shit shit writing?
• 27:15 -- I'm confused as to how the evil robot's body was just left and not salvaged.
• 35:35 -- If only there were a water planet nearby..

• 1:30 -- Or they could halt the engine installation or use.
• 11:15 -- Tampering is supposed to give him an electric shock.
• 26:00 -- None of this makes sense. Why would he stop any of that? The water cleaning is a success.
• 28:00 -- The pressure change would be immediate. What even is all that?
• 35:15 -- Leaving people behind is also math.
• 38:15 -- The dying dude tried to kill Will.

• 4:15 -- With a larger planet, shouldn't an orbit take longer?
• 34:00 -- So the other guys got caught?
• 38:00 -- Why would the captain want to leave without the colonists?
• 38:45 -- This show is so full of bullshit "tension"..

• 3:30 -- That farewell speech was enough time to go there and back three times.
• 7:30 -- Yeah, and that wouldn't be believed coming from a boy.
• 13:00 -- How does she know about the control?
• 14:30 -- And one of them brings a drop of the corrosion and dooms all of humanity.
• 16:15 -- They did all that bullshit in six minutes?
• 18:00 -- They have metal in their comms. He's got a wedding ring on.
• 21:30 -- Why does she have any sort of command privilege?
• 27:45 -- I'm confused. Presumably the kids would be perfectly fine and the robots wouldn't care now that the engine is out of reach.
• 29:30 -- Mom still didn't read it.
• 36:00 -- So.. a woman actually died, though off-screen.
• 37:45 -- Why the fuck wouldn't some of the robots jump over?
• 46:30 -- Wasn't there a concern that 18 minutes wouldn't be enough time for the portal to close? What the fuck.
• 48:30 -- So where did they end up? Weren't they going straight home?

• 50:30 -- Alpha Centauri

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