• 0:30 — I thought he died..
• 26:45 — That’s a really confusing jump cut.

• 39:15 — How did he break down the door so quickly?

• 6:45 — I’m still waiting for Floki to be told about the loss of his daughter and that it was the will of the gods that it be his punishment.

• 18:45 —

  • Vermilion
  • Cinnabar

• 3:15 —

  • Advent
  • Epiphany (holiday)
• 6:45 — Mistletoe
• 16:45 — But seriously, why did they not dare to rape her?
• 24:15 — Take your knife back..

• 25:30 —

  • Firstly, why is Floki walking free? Nobody else has been told or has talked about it.
  • Next, I assume the mother keeps his child away from him in spite of his desire to “teach him their ways”..
• 27:15 — Ancient Chinese medicines come from China. That’s how it works. You can’t take random ingredients from a foreign country in the middle of winter and make a drug.
• 36:00 — This show is inconsistent from episode to episode..
• 39:00 — There should be no way that armed strangers be let in to talk to the queen.
• 39:45 — I don’t know if Trunderup is a fictional place.
• 41:00 — Tafl_games

• 17:30 —

  • Empress Wang (Dezong)
  • Tang dynasty

• 1:00 — So what happened with Floki at the party anyway?
• 5:00 — What happens with their rings as they grow older? Are they resized or replaced? The adult rings are much larger. It would have been nice to see them given as much larger wraps that are bent out as they grow older..
• 12:15 — The ring teleported positions.
• 15:30 — The continued presence and importance of this character will flag this show as having Communist Chinese media manipulation.
• 21:30 — Board games.
• 29:00 — Signal fire
• 33:15 — There’s no fucking way in hell there would be any unknown drugs in Viking territories. That’s so preposterous.

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• 42:15 — How can a king have no guards? How can she be unguarded? This makes no sense..

• 1:00 — They’re doing all that work just to get the shit kicked out of them again.. they had to do so much work to get up the walls before.
• 1:15 — How much time did it take for them to get there? They have no supplies..
• 6:00 — How did they make all those nice flat planks for their floors?
• 8:30 — Is he whispering this speech to just a little boat full of men?
• 15:15 — I don’t understand why they haven’t been hurling ampules of oil at their boats and setting them all alight..
• 21:45 — No. Shoot them. What the fuck..
• 27:00 — Did they just yadda yadda a whole lot of time?
• 31:00 — Did they CGI his eyes? Is this supposed to be some sort of revelation?
• 36:15 — Mediterranean Sea
• 39:45 — Did they CGI his eyes?

• 12:15 — Surely he’d have gloves on to crawl around like that..
• 31:00 — All of this is just bullshit..
• 35:00 — Wokeness..

• 1:15 — They missed an opportunity to show rope burns around his neck.
• 3:45 — Who was he shouting to, Ragnar was already
• 19:30 — Why is what’s her face there, she’s not going anywhere..

• 26:30 — No. No he’s not special. Nothing has been established. He’s not smart or anything..
• 27:30 — Roman Empire
• 38:15 — Why do some of them have the same shield?

• 6:30 — This makes no sense. He’s a beggar Northman being let in?

• 10:45 — Pontius Pilate

• 2:30 — That’s not what a shield maiden is guys. Why is there this bold-faced make believe here? Oh right, wokeness.
• 18:30 — Algeciras – Spain
• 25:30 — Why the fuck wouldn’t she have guards? Also why the fuck wouldn’t she imprison the sons of her enemy?
• 27:00 — Why the fuck was there this woke “Power of Islam” scene?

• 27:30 — Where are their shields?

Please for fuck’s sake don’t let this become mystical..

• 23:00 — Sisyphus

• 22:30 — There’s no way in fucking hell either of them would sneak off to fuck at a time like this.
• 23:30 — Why shield the girl’s eyes? This is an incredible moment everyone is proud of, and there’s no concept of it being a horrifying thing to shield a child’s eyes from..

• 11:00 — Repton – Mercia
• 16:15 — Why would Tanaruz stay around?
• 17:45 — Isn’t the whole affair flammable?
• 22:00 — Why wouldn’t they shoot him?
• 25:30 — They should have immediately attacked him. He wasn’t even armed after leaving the axe in Vik.

• 9:00 — That’s King Aethelwulf the second.
• 20:30 — Why are the woman and fake-daughter even there?
• 23:15 — Baldr
• 42:15 — Oud
• 43:45 — Ivar the Boneless

• 45:00 — Was that supposed to be some sort of revelation? Who were those people and what was going on?

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