• 0:30 — Oh fuck off. Men were bad because men are bad, and women were left to pick up the pieces and be boss girls.
• 0:45 — He was re born as a girl, because trans trending.
• 7:00 — She has no nipples.
• 23:45 — Right from her introduction I knew I couldn’t unsee that black bit on her nose; eww.
• 44:45 — She seems uninjured..

• 51:00 — Narration.

Okay, not bad. Not too woke, not too girl boss.

• 9:45 — His son can swim across. I’m confused; none of that made any sense. Why would he swim to that, or near the other side.
• 18:15 — Why would he said he came out there to be alone? Even if it were true, he shouldn’t have said that just then.
• 37:00 — I’m still confused as to why he wouldn’t tell the healer..
• 38:45 — Could young woman heal Morraine?
• 51:15 — A horse is standing there when the two are running away..
• 52:00 — How come there is still a horse there?
• 54:00 — Why isn’t there a siege of bad guys?

• 4:00 — Uh, okay boss girl. Since when was that possible? She’s not a warrior, and that’s a bunch of bullshit.
• 7:45 — So about that army hunting them.
• 18:00 — Why would the wolves have kept away so long? Maybe they all took a nap. Why wouldn’t they have sticks?
• 22:30 — skip
• 32:45 — So maybe she’s been waiting a couple of hundred tables and has the money to leave? I’m confused about her being trapped there.
• 38:00 — aka the Romani people
• 38:30 — Oh fuck off with the unnecessary sexualization. Gotta keep the woke flowing.
• 43:45 — How do they have three horses?

• 33:15 — Sneak in some unnecessary sexualization. Gotta keep the woke flowing.
• 52:00 — Do women get hurt?
• 56:30 — Oh, one died.
• 57:45 — Super sayan boss girl! Who somehow cared a lot about that guy she knew for a few days.

• 7:00 — I hope that’s a new bow and quiver he’s carrying, seeing as the last one got left behind.. and please tell me his old coat didn’t reappear.
• 8:15 — So it’s been months of travel? That was explicitly stated to be the walking distance.
• 25:15 — Is that character going to matter or is all this a waste of time?
• 39:00 — So he’ll just have the power yanked from him and he’ll be fine because he hasn’t really gotten used to the corruption.
• 40:00 — A month? This is the first proper mention of time, meaning they had been travelling for two months before they got to the empty city.
• 41:45 — In a small town, he would have already known that story.
• 44:15 — So just because she can channel a little doesn’t mean enough to him. She’d have to be an actual witch.

• 52:45 — Oh, so the guy was given some more screen time because he’s going to be the protector of the soon to be novice?

  • 56:00 — Okay, so there was no point in anything to do with this character.
• 58:15 — So I guess those characters were close.

• 5:00 — Why couldn’t he go with her? This makes no sense.

  • 5:15 — Oh, so she would become an apprentice? Why wouldn’t her father be able to find work in the city? Surely they would help him since it’s his daughter. Stuff needs to be established, show.

• 32:15 — Oh is she a lesbian since everything needs to be woke?

  • 34:15 — Yeah, fuck off.

• 2:45 — Please establish that this is even possible. She even looks pregnant.
• 4:00 — But she’s a boss girl and can’t be hurt!
• 39:15 — Is that kid adopted?
• 39:30 — I thought it had been years since he was back? Wouldn’t that kid have been very young since the last time they had met?
• 47:30 — I bet she’s real proud of herself for bagging nobility.
• 51:30 — Heron

• 1:15 — 3,000 years ago
• 3:00 — Oh, so all of this was the fault of that women, and all women magic users, for not actually being there to support men in their sacrifice.
• 48:30 — So take the channelling from him.

• 51:30 — Oh fuck off immortal boss girls.

Fuck this show.