s02e01 – 2016-07-01 – Dutch and the Real Girl ∞

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0:30 — Why throw his mask away?
1:00 — [earlier viewing] Oh cheeze. It’s been four months since I’ve seen an episode that I can’t remember what’s going on.
2:15 — Oh, the tube thing from previous PTSD stuff is just like this stuff.
3:00 — This whole thing felt like a hallucination.
3:30 — Ayep.
6:30 — [earlier viewing] The extra-gay guy is not a welcome addition.
7:00 — Oh god that intro is fucking awful.
14:00 — Oh god that eye is fucking awful. .. and so is that wig.
.. at this point I’m so confused I’ll going to go back and re-watch s01e10.
.. and watching just the start of it confused the hell out of me enough that I may as well re-watch the entire series.
39:00 — Cybernetics, Bionics

s02e02 – 2016-07-08 – Wild, Wild Westerley ∞

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The title is a play on the “Wild west”, a reference to the American frontier.

1:45 — What in the fuck is with television shows fucking with the leading lady’s hair every season? God dammit.
11:15 — Casual misandry.
31:30 — They could easily shoot through the door.. and him.
33:30 — Why would they have only one shot at that?

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1:45 — 12 hours earlier.
2:00 — Not-iceman’s beard makes him look odd.
2:45 — This looks exactly like the area from a previous episode.
16:00 — Hellmouth, and I wouldn’t put it past them that it’s an homage to Buffy the Vampire Slayer – (1997 show).

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1:00 — Eww, those eyebrows.
2:15 — Prodigy
3:00 — Why in the fuck would a privileged kid be inside the wall?
9:30 — Uh, the kid can’t give informed consent, and his parent does control such decisions…
- 10:00 — The dad has exactly the right point of view. He hasn’t heard from his eldest son in three years!
13:00 — Why would the doctor even take a foot off of the ship?
15:45 — Why would she visit the school herself?
23:30 — Oh, that’s why.
30:00 — The older brother reminds me of the lead actor in Harrison Bergeron (film).

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4:15 — Is that what’s-his-face on the right-hand side?
- 5:30 — Well obviously not, but it sure did seem like him sitting there filling the place out a little, without costing an extra.. well, an extra extra.
30:30 — Where’s the fiance?
32:15 — Air purity 90%? That’s nowhere near good enough.
38:30 — So.. about that fiance.. is there a conspiracy or something? If he stole the tech, did he work alone? Is the tech out there at large now?
40:00 — Sloppy fucking seconds.
41:30 — Frieeeeennnndddz ooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooone.
- Also, she’s being manipulative as hell.

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2:30 — What the fuck, nobody was supposed to be told anything.
7:15 — So.. is this a faster than light transmission? I guess they didn’t have that tech earlier.
11:00 — So those are fembots, right?
12:00 — So.. does this mean he can duplicate anything?
15:00 — Yeah, gynoids.
25:15 — So does the ship get an avatar now, like on Andromeda – (2000 TV show)[doesn’t exist]?
25:45 — Why wouldn’t there be a log of what keys are for what thing? Why wouldn’t they be serialized? Could they scan them to find the most recently-touched item?
- 26:30 — yes, like this?
32:30 — .. do they have different pop guns, such that they were able to take out Lucy-app-bot?
35:15 — OH! He reminds me of the dude from Serenity – (2005 movie)
37:45 — Next up, Dutch sleeps with the bartender. Then the ship sleeps with the monk.
39:45 — Oh I would flub that scene several times for some do-overs.
- 41:00 — Okay, dudes. Why the fucking change in tone? This is just bad writing.
- .. or.. not.

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4:30 — It’s a sabeanbag.
15:45 — She could easily take someone hostage. Blowing her up could still kill her?
16:45 — Wait wait, what? How do they know about the red boxes? I didn’t think she told him, just the little brother.

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