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- 1 s03e01 - 2001-10-09 - Busted
- 2 s03e02 - 2001-10-16 - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper
- 3 s03e03 - 2001-10-23 - Significant Others
- 4 s03e04 - 2001-10-30 - Secrets and Lies (1)
- 5 s03e05 - 2001-11-06 - Control (2)
- 6 s03e06 - 2001-11-13 - To Have and To Hold
- 7 s03e07 - 2001-11-20 - Interruptus
- 8 s03e08 - 2001-11-27 - Behind the Music
- 9 s03e09 - 2001-12-18 - Samuel Rising
- 10 s03e10 - 2002-01-01 - A Tale of Two Parties
- 11 s03e11 - 2002-01-29 - I Married An Alien
- 12 s03e12 - 2002-02-05 - Ch-Ch-Changes
- 13 s03e13 - 2002-02-12 - Panacea
- 14 s03e14 - 2002-02-26 - Chant Down Babylon
- 15 s03e15 - 2002-04-23 - Who Died and Made You King?
- 16 s03e16 - 2002-04-30 - Crash
- 17 s03e17 - 2002-05-07 - Four Aliens and A Baby
- 18 s03e18 - 2002-05-14 - Graduation
s03e01 - 2001-10-09 - Busted ∞
Spoiler
- 0:15 -- Salina, Utah United States 2:04 am
- 1:15 -- Everyone has a family.
- 2:30 -- Well good thing the cops gave them plenty of warning.
- 3:45 -- If only they knew someone with mind-control powers. Like Tess. Or other-Tess.
- 6:30 -- "You hurt me, you know". Of course he did. You didn't do nuthin'.
- 9:30 -- Does he have his shoes on?
- 23:30 -- Oh no, that diamond almost fell. Formed in the immense pressure of the earth, and it was thrown across a room.
- 27:45 -- But.. but she's female. They can't do nuthin'.
- 28:30 -- Criminal court isn't a guilty verdict.
- 38:15 -- Proper parenting.
- 39:30 -- Proper parenting. Fuck men, though.. right?
- .. In memory of Tom Holcomb
s03e02 - 2001-10-16 - Michael, The Guys and The Great Snapple Caper ∞
(Snapple)
Spoiler
- 0:15 -- I know that actor.
- 3:00 -- Superman (1978 film)
- 7:15 -- Latino (demonym). Also racism. Is that a thing?
- 8:30 -- I know that actor too.
- 11:30 -- Is Chico more racism?
- 12:00 -- Does the place not smell like pizza?
- 15:15 -- Why exactly is he using another name?
- 21:15 -- He's on camera. Oh my god.
- 25:15 -- Forced role-reversal is forced.
- Cancer vaccine, HIV vaccine, Tuberculosis vaccines, Legionnaires' disease, Measles vaccine, Scabies
- 32:15 -- Hahaha.. that was great.
- 33:30 -- .. except they were breaking and entering.
- 35:00 -- If I Had $1000000 (1992 song), by Barenaked Ladies
- 40:15 -- Hang some time.. between his schooling, other job and continuous naps.
s03e03 - 2001-10-23 - Significant Others ∞
Spoiler
- 1:00 -- Oh, I thought she was someone else for a moment. The hair thing, that shows always like to fiddle with.
- 1:45 -- That chin. That underbite.
- 2:00 -- Was this written by a woman?
- 2:45 -- Oh fuck, hopping in his dreams. That'll kill a relationship real quick.
- 3:45 -- Thinking, saying, dreaming and doing are different things.
- 6:30 -- How the hell did he hear from over there?
- 15:00 -- Or maybe. Maybe he'll drag you out of that.
- 16:30 -- Snapple
- 17:00 -- Being a nagging wif-- girlfriend.
- 18:00 -- Yep, guys have to choose between a girl and friends.
- 19:00 -- He doesn't seem too concerned over his son.
- 22:15 -- I want you to be my beeeeesttt frieeeenddd.
- 23:45 -- No. How about no. First you actually date out in the open for a while. Then you introduce him to your alien-siblings. Then you see how things go. Telling him involves not just the couple but the aliens and all of their other co-conspirators.
- 26:30 -- Play a woman's favourite game, count-the-carets.
- 29:30 -- Well. Uh, this is surprising writing.
- 32:00 -- Oh god that terribad hair.
- 32:15 -- I still don't remember who Grant is.
- 38:15 -- She's not going nowhere. She has to get to college, get a degree, get a job and begin her life.
- 39:30 -- She's never loved an adult love. She's still not doing it.
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39:45 -- How about you date openly first? For like two years..
Almost teen marriage..
s03e04 - 2001-10-30 - Secrets and Lies (1) ∞
Spoiler
- 0:30 -- How come there was a clip of the shapeshifter?
- 0:45 -- Los Angeles, California United States
- 0:45 -- Wow, a blow job reference.
- 2:30 -- Idiot rushing through his paperwork without gloves..
- 3:30 -- Oh snap, the new dude is in the opening credits..
- 6:15 -- Disneyland
- 7:15 -- The.. the what? Journalism's job is to tell the truth? Bwahaha haha .. oh the innocence of the notion.
- 7:30 -- Those.. those enormous cameras.
- 7:30 -- Why would his father be there in person instead of a teacher fetching him?
- 8:00 -- Obvious documentary about his grandfather is obvious.
- 16:45 -- "They Are Among Us" is fictional.
- 19:45 -- Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves
- 20:00 -- Hehe.. Keanu Reeves isn't an actor..
-
20:30 -- Oh my god, that's a PalmPilot. That's so cute!
(213) 555-0199
1651 EASTBORN
LOS ANGELES .CA
90038 - 20:30 -- I recognize that actor from The Matrix - (1999 movie).
- 21:00 -- Well that 1959 murder could have been from the serial killer shapeshifter they already met and saw die.
- 22:30 -- That's a knockoff of the AOL "You got mail".
- 26:15 -- Clapper loader
- 27:15 -- Dailies
- 27:30 -- Paramount Pictures
- 29:00 -- Stephen, Martin, Francis are probably people people know.
- 29:30 -- A reference to Star Trek - The Next Generation - (1987 show).
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29:45 -- Trekkie
- And no, that's Trekker. Fucking fake-fans.
- 35:30 -- I know that actor. He's on .. oh, that's also Jonathan Frakes.
- 35:45 -- John Billingsley, Star Trek: Enterprise
- 37:15 -- ".. and if not, there's still Buffy.", referencing Buffy the Vampire Slayer - (1997 show)
s03e05 - 2001-11-06 - Control (2) ∞
Spoiler
- 5:30 -- Yeah, no actual engagement..
- 6:30 -- M&M's
- 7:45 -- Starman - (1984 movie)
- 13:00 -- God she is such a fucking ugly woman, it's fascinating and distracting.
- 13:45 -- The guy isn't complaining much any more..
- 14:00 -- Oh good, he's going on in the background with another waitress.
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16:30 -- Nokia, now Microsoft Mobile
- I was unable to find that particular model.
- Dick Cheney
- George W. Bush
- 20:15 -- Yes, we could have skipped like 30 minutes of bullshit.
-
25:15 -- Yes, date him.
- Also, the mother is so fugly it's cringeworthy. I was able to tolerate it for so long because she was a minor character at best, but having her in entire scenes is just awful.
- 26:00 -- What's with the racism? Was this some sort of thing?
- 29:15 -- The Simpsons - (1989 show)
- 31:30 -- Weren't there alarms which were supposed to go off when the hanger door was opened?
- 35:15 -- Couldn't Max have healed him?
- 37:00 -- The light got re-lit and his bike is gone.
- 38:30 -- Lame-ass excuse.
- 38:45 -- He was supposed to be cooling off though.
- 39:30 -- She doesn't know who Langley is..
s03e06 - 2001-11-13 - To Have and To Hold ∞
Spoiler
- 2:00 -- No, you're a fucking idiot.
- 4:45 -- What's that, dreams being like you and not you? No way.
- 5:00 -- I'm a little gay for him. It's too bad he has a shit character/role and his voice is crap, or he'd be great as a lead in a show.
- 6:00 -- Wow, "cell phones".. That's a Canadian term. I thought this was an American show.. they call them "mobile phones".
- 8:00 -- Really? The best man speech?
- 8:30 -- No.
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14:00 -- Cornell University
- 18:30 -- Jewish music in the background.
- 23:00 -- Ivy (band)
- 27:00 -- Statistician
- 28:45 -- Doesn't she realise she's putting everyone else at risk, and that trust alone won't do a damned thing compared to that risk?
- 37:15 -- Edge of the Ocean - (2001 song), by Ivy (band)
s03e07 - 2001-11-20 - Interruptus ∞
Spoiler
- 0:45 -- Damn that guy is short.. or perhaps it's just her in high heels.
- 4:45 -- Since when could he do that? Also, they check tickets at the airport..
- 5:15 -- The honeymooners wouldn't have left the city by then.
- 11:00 -- What about calling him a creep who's been following her around? Instant separation..
- 16:30 -- They're talking about aliens in public..
- 21:00 -- He's dead and his place was taken by an alien.. isn't that how they work?
- 26:30 -- Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus - (1992 book), by John Gray
s03e08 - 2001-11-27 - Behind the Music ∞
Spoiler
- 2:30 -- I just realized he's hanging around food without a hair net.
- 6:00 -- Billy Bob Thornton
- 8:15 -- The plant is bugged.
- 10:00 -- Eww, he put the spoon back in.
- 11:30 -- Annie Lennox
- 15:15 -- Kosher (Kashrut
s03e09 - 2001-12-18 - Samuel Rising ∞
Spoiler
The title might be a reference to Samuel, a character in the Hebrew Bible .. but I didn't look into it.
- 5:00 -- Oh, that is so not safe.. touching other things while handling raw chicken.
- 38:30 -- God, this entire episode is fucking dragged-out.
s03e10 - 2002-01-01 - A Tale of Two Parties ∞
Spoiler
- 0:30 -- New Year's Day 7:31 am (2002)
- 1:15 -- Seven and a half hours earlier.
- 2:45 -- New Year's Eve 6:32 pm (2002)
- 2:45 -- Guest starring John Doe - really?
- 4:45 -- That punch machine didn't make any sound.
- 5:15 -- Television, PlayStation
- 5:45 -- Clarity jerk, bro.
- 6:45 -- Rudolph's Shiny New Year - (1976 movie)
- 7:15 -- Goobers = Chocolate-coated peanut
- 15:15 -- Phone sex
- 24:45 -- Nihilism
- 29:30 -- Well at least that bonefire is outside..
- 33:45 -- The Gambler - (1976 song), by Kenny Rodgers
s03e11 - 2002-01-29 - I Married An Alien ∞
Spoiler
- 2:00 -- Since when could either of them do that?
-
2:15 --
- Nickelodeon
- Bewitched - (1964 show)
- 10:30 -- Jungian philosophy = Analytical psychology
- 13:30 -- I Dream of Jeannie - (1965 show)
-
21:45 -- Sitcom
- Frasier - (1993 show)
- My Favorite Martian - (1963 show)
- Bewitched - (1964 show)
- 25:45 -- PowerBook G4 laptop
- 33:45 -- Carrie - (1976 movie)
- 36:00 -- "Dammit Jim, I'm a x, not a y." is from the character Leonard McCoy on Star Trek: The Original Series - (1966 show)
s03e12 - 2002-02-05 - Ch-Ch-Changes ∞
Spoiler
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1:00 --
- Aaron Neville, Linda Ronstadt
- Elton John, Kiki Dee
- "The Captain"(?) and Kanil(?)
-
4:45 --
- Baby, It's Cold Outside - (1944 song), by Frank Loesser
- Done Rockabilly - Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - (1981 song), by Stevie Nicks
- Islands in the Stream - (1983 song), sung by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
- Baby, It's Cold Outside - (1944 song), by Frank Loesser
- 7:00 -- MTV
- 7:15 -- Fruit fly
-
12:45 --
- The Daily Show - (1996 show)
- Lean Cuisine (TV dinner)
- 13:00 -- Alicia Keys, Fiona Apple
- 13:45 -- Friends with benefits
-
26:45 --
- Eucalyptus
- J.Lo = Jennifer Lopez
- 28:30 -- PJ Harvey, Britney Spears
- 29:30 -- George Lucas
- 31:00 -- The little tinkle of music in the background is from a horror movie.
- 36:45 -- See also the second season of Dark Angel - (2000 show)
s03e13 - 2002-02-12 - Panacea ∞
Spoiler
- 0:45 -- Meta-Chem Corporation 11:29pm
-
1:30 --
- Madden NFL 2002 - (2002 game)
- Baltimore Ravens
- Jamal Lewis
- Ray Lewis
- 4:30 -- Oh my, I know her. Maybe I know her from this very show.
- 6:45 -- Anyone can tell the difference between cigarette smoke and the not-cigarette smoke of lighting a candle. Also, no, candles would definitely not be allowed.
- 21:00 -- If only rooms had lights.
- 29:00 -- Female lolgic.
- 31:15 -- He has to know that they won't trust him.
s03e14 - 2002-02-26 - Chant Down Babylon ∞
Spoiler
- 14:00 -- "Is the causejun(?) fuelled and ready to go?"
- 14:15 -- Vermont - United States
- 17:45 -- The door was more closed a moment earlier.
- 28:15 -- Diogenes was notorious for carrying a lamp during the day, looking for an honest man.
- 29:15 -- Bob Marley
- 34:30 -- "Do it!" -- See also Watchmen - (2009 movie)
- 34:45 -- Where's the other girl?
s03e15 - 2002-04-23 - Who Died and Made You King? ∞
Spoiler
2018-02-06:
- 2:00 -- Psychologist
- 4:30 -- Guest starring John Doe..
- 8:00 -- Automobile repair shop
- 10:30 -- TV dinner
- 18:15 -- His eyeliner looks awful.
- 21:30 -- Shitty dubbing.
- 24:00 -- More shitty dubbing.
s03e16 - 2002-04-30 - Crash ∞
Spoiler
2018-02-06:
- 1:15 -- Podiatry
- 1:45 -- Did she change her hair?
- 6:00 -- Okay, has every episode guest-starred John Doe?
- 18:45 -- Malt is a reference to malted shakes, aka Milkshakes.
- 26:15 -- Empty nest syndrome
-
29:30 -- Inhaling helium
- 31:00 -- Continuity fixed his tie.
- 35:15 -- Since when did he have that magic power?
- 39:45 -- "Our daughter is a witch!"
s03e17 - 2002-05-07 - Four Aliens and A Baby ∞
Spoiler
2018-02-06:
The title is likely a play on Three Men and a Baby - (1987 movie)
- 2:15 -- Reverse engineering
-
21:30 -- Yeah, convenient.
- 21:45 -- How about taking her legs or something?
s03e18 - 2002-05-14 - Graduation ∞
Spoiler
2018-02-06:
- 2:30 -- So are we inventing more super powers for her? Just in time for the season ending. So bad.
- 3:45 -- If the plastic was melted, then the tape inside was ruined.
- 5:45 -- So she has excellent taste in successful men.
- 10:15 -- Handy dandy superpower just in time for plot. What awful writing.
- 12:00 -- WWF
- 14:30 -- Bryce McCain appears to be fictional.
- 15:00 -- So go on a road trip.
- 16:30 -- How could they survive separately? Together they could live a decent life.
- 20:15 -- Metallica
- 24:00 -- Tom Joad, a character in The Grapes of Wrath - (1939 book), by John Steinbeck
- 24:15 -- Anything?
- 24:30 -- Superman - (1978 movie), though I can't remember a more specific reference.
-
35:45 -- I'm so confused. Wouldn't anyone and everyone connected with any of the primary three also be in danger? So her husband as well..
- 38:45 -- His father as well..
- 40:00 -- What a Long Strange Trip It's Been - (1977 album), by Grateful Dead
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