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- Anally — occurring yearly
- Artery — study of paintings
- Bacteria — back door of cafeteria
- Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails
- Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U
- Caesarian section — district in Rome
- Cat scan — searching for kitty
- Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
- Colic — sheep dog
- Coma — a punctuation mark
- Congenital — friendly
- D&C — where Washington is
- Diarrhea — journal of daily events
- Dilate — to live long
- Enema — not a friend
- Fester — quicker
- Fibula — a small lie
- Genital — non-Jewish
- G.I. Series — soldiers’ ball game
- Grippe — suitcase
- Hangnail — coathook
- Impotent — distinguished, well known
- Intense pain — torture in a teepee
- Labour pain — got hurt at work
- Medical staff — doctor’s cane
- Morbid — higher offer
- Nitrate — cheaper than day rate
- Node — was aware of
- Outpatient — person who had fainted
- Pap smear — fatherhood test
- Pelvis — cousin of Elvis
- Post operative — letter carrier
- Protein — favouring young people
- Rectum — damn near killed ’em
- Recovery room — place to do upholstery
- Rheumatic — amorous
- Scar — rolled tobacco leaf
- Secretion — hiding anything
- Seizure — Roman emperor
- Serology — study of knighthood
- Tablet — small tablet
- Terminal illness — sickness at airport
- Tibia — country in North Africa
- Tumour — an extra pair
- Urine — opposite of you’re out
- Varicose — located nearby
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Vein — conceited
