How many marines does it take to change a light bulb?
- 51. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining fifty to guard him.
- Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
- >Notes: What, you haven't read 2010 yet?
At least as old as 06-Jul-1992 13:02 - The official Iran news agency announced in March that men who left the country before 1989, and feared returning because they would be drafted, could buy a military exemption for about $16,000 (about 30 years' work at the minimum wage in Iran). Officials promise that if a man pays and then volunteers to serve, he'll get the money back.