At least as old as 10-Dec-1991 05:42
| Taoism: | Shit happens. |
| Confucianism: | Confucious say: "Shit happens." |
| Buddhism: | If shit happened, it is not really shit. |
| Zen: | What is the sound of shit happening? |
| Hinduism: | This shit happened before. |
| Islam: | If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
| Protestantism: | Let shit happen to someone else. |
| Catholicism: | If shit happens, you deserve it. |
| Judaism: | Why does shit always happen to us? |
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