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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line….

• Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

  • But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.

• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the

  • roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

• I thought that I could love no other,

  • Until, that is, I met your brother.

• Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,

  • This describes everything you are not.

• I want to feel, your sweet embrace,

  • But don’t take that paper bag, off of your face.

• I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-

  • Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

• My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,

  • Marrying you, screwed up my life.

• I see your face, when I am dreaming,

  • That’s why I always wake up screaming.

• My love, you take my breath away,

  • What have you stepped in, to smell this way.

• My feelings for you, no words can tell,

  • Except for maybe “go to hell”.

• What inspired this amorous rhyme?

  • Two parts vodka, one part lime.