• 0:45

  • Stars
  • Galaxy
  • Drake equation – The Drake Equation is bullshit

• 1:45 —

  • Bearcreek, Montana – United States – 1739.12
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still – (1951 movie)
• 15:30 — Isn’t she a bit fat to be Uhura?
• 19:45 — If his visions are actually true, isn’t he immortal until then?

• 20:30 — Kiley 279 – M-Class Planet

  • Hrm, do I write all these down?
• 24:30 — Kenya
• 25:45 — So they’re demonstrating tech that’s pre-original Star Trek – (1966 show) and that makes no sense.
• 27:00 — So she’s a boss-girl.. sigh.
• 27:45 — Why wouldn’t they have ear pieces and the whole of the ship able to scan and advise them?
• 30:45 — Maybe just beam them back into a prison and gas them?
• 32:15 — If only they had any kind of security or communications..
• 32:45 — How does that woman know an– oh, that’s Uhura, right..
• 35:00 — Maybe get a fucking move on instead of chatting?
• 39:15 — Kikuyu people
• 46:30 — So why did the three people decide to go down to the planet?

• 1:30 — Comet
• 2:00 — Full dress uniform

• 5:45 — Should I record how many mentions of Kenya they make? This is three.

  • I guess see Lake Simbi National Sanctuary
• 8:00 — God damn all this is fucking pointless exposition dumping.
• 13:00 — Fucking hell depositing the intro this far into the show is so stupid.
• 15:30 — Maybe bring your engineer to shut things down?
• 16:45 — It doesn’t appear to have a gravity that’s “a fraction of Earth normal”..
• 18:00 — Those helmet side-panels are stupid.
• 19:00 — Yahtzee
• 21:45 — It wouldn’t be positioned like that if it was on a collision course.
• 24:00 — I don’t recall when they put their shields up.
• 35:45 — They took their shields down to beam their party up?

• 37:00 — They could put the comet between them as defence.

  • 38:45
• 42:00 — The Shepherds have sensors, why can’t they detect Spok’s shuttle?
• 53:00 — I’m sorry, what is this technology that’s being invented? They don’t get to invent technology for a show that’s previous to existing canon.

I figured out why I don’t particularly like this show, and even why some characters revolt me (the weird shaved-head girl). It’s because there isn’t a pretty woman to be found..

• 1:00 — Narration.
• 1:45 — Didn’t they have genetic modification just two episodes ago?
• 2:15 — Shouldn’t they all have bio-hazard suits on? Sure they can scan things, but can they scan things in containers?
• 5:00 — They didn’t bring portable shelters, or vehicles?
• 10:15 — Vitamin D
• 15:45 — Could they transport people around to help avoid contact?
• 20:45 — The Princess and the Pea
• 24:15 — Doesn’t sliding all the levers up activate things, not de-activate them?
• 30:30 — Yeah another boss-girl.
• 41:30 — Oh, I don’t know, maybe transfer his daughter to a facility designed to do that sort of thing? It’s an obvious sort of stasis.
• 43:45 — Maybe don’t record your admission.. deletion doesn’t mean deletion in the real world.
• 44:45 — So will they maybe consider that a first contact situation? Are we just going to ignore these beings of light?

• 1:45 — Why the fuck would there be so little notice to evacuate?

• 3:00 — Boss girl knows everything about everything automatically. How does she know anything about engineering?

  • Oh, lampshading.
• 4:30 — Jamming implies intent. Interfering is a better word.
• 5:30 — Signs of a skirmish? Send down a militarized force with vehicles and aircraft. Why do they fuck around with small parties.
• 6:45 — If they have shields up, you also put your shields up.
• 7:30 — Okay, so we’re establishing there can be transport-resistant containers. So either that’s forgotten or transporters will get better in the future.
• 9:15 — Will there be any boys or men in this episode?
• 10:00 — If they can’t raise shields with it docket, jettison the craft..
• 14:30 — Again and again she’s shouting orders and he’s just going along with it. At no point does he have agency. Even now she’s positioned to be taller than him.

• 16:15 — That’s okay, boss girl will magically take over and repair everything somehow.

  • 22:45 — Yeah, yawn.
• 18:45 — So suddenly she also has a super-competency handy for the situation..
• 19:30 — I fucking hate that punchable nonbinary.
• 23:45 — Coriolis forces

• 24:00 —

  • Compass
  • Radar
• 31:15 — “Crew person”
• 32:00 — So how do they see the enterprise? I know the photon torpedo would have drawn attention, which wasn’t established, but how are they being followed?
• 33:00 — Frankenstein – (1818 book), by Mary Shelley
• 34:00 — Why the fuck does she have fancy nails?
• 42:30 — So maybe they should wonder why a shuttle is communicating in broken Gorn?
• 53:15 — That interpretation of pacifism is stupidity.
• 44:00 — What sense of interest could there be in endangering people we know are immortal because they’re on a future show?
• 44:30 — Gravitational redshift
• 49:15 — So can’t they use sensors to detect what’s on the other side?
• 52:00 — So does Token have super-blood now?

• 52:30 — No, nine died initially and then one more when the bulkheads were closed; that’s ten.

I’ll give this one more episode to stop with the boss girl bullshit.

• 1:30 — Are those holographic flames? Or are they using fossil fuels?
• 4:15 — Oh my god his ears look fake.
• 9:15 — How ever could they even get off of their ship without people knowing about it?
• 12:00 — Sigh, wokeness: Bisexuality.
• 17:15 — So did they just role-reverse here?
• 19:30 — No, he’s supposed to honor his employment and diplomatic obligations before his personal life. He would have to drop out of Starfleet.
• 29:15 — “Pull this off”.. coming from a Vulcan.
• 40:30 — So exactly how will they keep that between them, given that the assault and kidnapping was in public?

• 50:45 — So does she have a crush with ambiguous shaved-head-thing?

Naw, this is shit.