• 0:15 — Salina, Utah United States 2:04 am
• 1:15 — Everyone has a family.
• 2:30 — Well good thing the cops gave them plenty of warning.
• 3:45 — If only they knew someone with mind-control powers. Like Tess. Or other-Tess.
• 6:30 — “You hurt me, you know”. Of course he did. You didn’t do nuthin’.
• 9:30 — Does he have his shoes on?
• 23:30 — Oh no, that diamond almost fell. Formed in the immense pressure of the earth, and it was thrown across a room.
• 27:45 — But.. but she’s female. They can’t do nuthin’.
• 28:30 — Criminal court isn’t a guilty verdict.
• 38:15 — Proper parenting.
• 39:30 — Proper parenting. Fuck men, though.. right?
• .. In memory of Tom Holcomb

• 0:15 — I know that actor.
• 3:00 — Superman (1978 film)
• 7:15 — Latino (demonym). Also racism. Is that a thing?
• 8:30 — I know that actor too.
• 11:30 — Is Chico more racism?
• 12:00 — Does the place not smell like pizza?
• 15:15 — Why exactly is he using another name?
• 21:15 — He’s on camera. Oh my god.
• 25:15 — Forced role-reversal is forced.
• Cancer vaccine, HIV vaccine, Tuberculosis vaccines, Legionnaires’ disease, Measles vaccine, Scabies
• 32:15 — Hahaha.. that was great.
• 33:30 — .. except they were breaking and entering.
• 35:00 — If I Had $1000000 (1992 song), by Barenaked Ladies
• 40:15 — Hang some time.. between his schooling, other job and continuous naps.

• 1:00 — Oh, I thought she was someone else for a moment. The hair thing, that shows always like to fiddle with.
• 1:45 — That chin. That underbite.
• 2:00 — Was this written by a woman?
• 2:45 — Oh fuck, hopping in his dreams. That’ll kill a relationship real quick.
• 3:45 — Thinking, saying, dreaming and doing are different things.
• 6:30 — How the hell did he hear from over there?
• 15:00 — Or maybe. Maybe he’ll drag you out of that.
• 16:30 — Snapple
• 17:00 — Being a nagging wif– girlfriend.
• 18:00 — Yep, guys have to choose between a girl and friends.
• 19:00 — He doesn’t seem too concerned over his son.
• 22:15 — I want you to be my beeeeesttt frieeeenddd.
• 23:45 — No. How about no. First you actually date out in the open for a while. Then you introduce him to your alien-siblings. Then you see how things go. Telling him involves not just the couple but the aliens and all of their other co-conspirators.
• 26:30 — Play a woman’s favourite game, count-the-carets.
• 29:30 — Well. Uh, this is surprising writing.
• 32:00 — Oh god that terribad hair.
• 32:15 — I still don’t remember who Grant is.
• 38:15 — She’s not going nowhere. She has to get to college, get a degree, get a job and begin her life.
• 39:30 — She’s never loved an adult love. She’s still not doing it.

• 39:45 — How about you date openly first? For like two years..

Almost teen marriage..

• 0:30 — How come there was a clip of the shapeshifter?
• 0:45 — Los Angeles, California United States
• 0:45 — Wow, a blow job reference.
• 2:30 — Idiot rushing through his paperwork without gloves..
• 3:30 — Oh snap, the new dude is in the opening credits..
• 6:15 — Disneyland
• 7:15 — The.. the what? Journalism’s job is to tell the truth? Bwahaha haha .. oh the innocence of the notion.
• 7:30 — Those.. those enormous cameras.
• 7:30 — Why would his father be there in person instead of a teacher fetching him?
• 8:00 — Obvious documentary about his grandfather is obvious.
• 16:45 — “They Are Among Us” is fictional.
• 19:45 — Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves
• 20:00 — Hehe.. Keanu Reeves isn’t an actor..

• 20:30 — Oh my god, that’s a PalmPilot. That’s so cute!

  (213) 555-0199
  1651 EASTBORN
  LOS ANGELES .CA
  90038

• 20:30 — I recognize that actor from The Matrix – (1999 movie).
• 21:00 — Well that 1959 murder could have been from the serial killer shapeshifter they already met and saw die.
• 22:30 — That’s a knockoff of the AOL “You got mail”.
• 26:15 — Clapper loader
• 27:15 — Dailies
• 27:30 — Paramount Pictures
• 29:00 — Stephen, Martin, Francis are probably people people know.
• 29:30 — A reference to Star Trek – The Next Generation – (1987 show).

• 29:45 — Trekkie

  • And no, that’s Trekker. Fucking fake-fans.
• 35:30 — I know that actor. He’s on .. oh, that’s also Jonathan Frakes.
• 35:45 — John Billingsley, Star Trek: Enterprise
• 37:15 — “.. and if not, there’s still Buffy.”, referencing Buffy the Vampire Slayer – (1997 show)

• 5:30 — Yeah, no actual engagement..
• 6:30 — M&M’s
• 7:45 — Starman – (1984 movie)
• 13:00 — God she is such a fucking ugly woman, it’s fascinating and distracting.
• 13:45 — The guy isn’t complaining much any more..
• 14:00 — Oh good, he’s going on in the background with another waitress.

• 16:30 — Nokia, now Microsoft Mobile

  • I was unable to find that particular model.
  • Dick Cheney
  • George W. Bush
• 20:15 — Yes, we could have skipped like 30 minutes of bullshit.

• 25:15 — Yes, date him.

  • Also, the mother is so fugly it’s cringeworthy. I was able to tolerate it for so long because she was a minor character at best, but having her in entire scenes is just awful.
• 26:00 — What’s with the racism? Was this some sort of thing?
• 29:15 — The Simpsons – (1989 show)
• 31:30 — Weren’t there alarms which were supposed to go off when the hanger door was opened?
• 35:15 — Couldn’t Max have healed him?
• 37:00 — The light got re-lit and his bike is gone.
• 38:30 — Lame-ass excuse.
• 38:45 — He was supposed to be cooling off though.
• 39:30 — She doesn’t know who Langley is..

• 2:00 — No, you’re a fucking idiot.
• 4:45 — What’s that, dreams being like you and not you? No way.
• 5:00 — I’m a little gay for him. It’s too bad he has a shit character/role and his voice is crap, or he’d be great as a lead in a show.
• 6:00 — Wow, “cell phones”.. That’s a Canadian term. I thought this was an American show.. they call them “mobile phones”.
• 8:00 — Really? The best man speech?
• 8:30 — No.

• 14:00 — Cornell University

  • Scholarship.
• 18:30 — Jewish music in the background.
• 23:00 — Ivy (band)
• 27:00 — Statistician
• 28:45 — Doesn’t she realise she’s putting everyone else at risk, and that trust alone won’t do a damned thing compared to that risk?
• 37:15 — Edge of the Ocean – (2001 song), by Ivy (band)

• 0:45 — Damn that guy is short.. or perhaps it’s just her in high heels.
• 4:45 — Since when could he do that? Also, they check tickets at the airport..
• 5:15 — The honeymooners wouldn’t have left the city by then.
• 11:00 — What about calling him a creep who’s been following her around? Instant separation..
• 16:30 — They’re talking about aliens in public..
• 21:00 — He’s dead and his place was taken by an alien.. isn’t that how they work?
• 26:30 — Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus – (1992 book), by John Gray

• 2:30 — I just realized he’s hanging around food without a hair net.
• 6:00 — Billy Bob Thornton
• 8:15 — The plant is bugged.
• 10:00 — Eww, he put the spoon back in.
• 11:30 — Annie Lennox
• 15:15 — Kosher (Kashrut

• 5:00 — Oh, that is so not safe.. touching other things while handling raw chicken.
• 38:30 — God, this entire episode is fucking dragged-out.

• 0:30 — New Year’s Day 7:31 am (2002)
• 1:15 — Seven and a half hours earlier.
• 2:45 — New Year’s Eve 6:32 pm (2002)
• 2:45 — Guest starring John Doe – really?
• 4:45 — That punch machine didn’t make any sound.
• 5:15 — Television, PlayStation
• 5:45 — Clarity jerk, bro.
• 6:45 — Rudolph’s Shiny New Year – (1976 movie)
• 7:15 — Goobers = Chocolate-coated peanut
• 15:15 — Phone sex
• 24:45 — Nihilism
• 29:30 — Well at least that bonefire is outside..
• 33:45 — The Gambler – (1976 song), by Kenny Rodgers

• 2:00 — Since when could either of them do that?

• 2:15 —

  • Nickelodeon
  • Bewitched – (1964 show)
• 10:30 — Jungian philosophy = Analytical psychology
• 13:30 — I Dream of Jeannie – (1965 show)

• 21:45 — Sitcom

  • Frasier – (1993 show)
  • My Favorite Martian – (1963 show)
  • Bewitched – (1964 show)
• 25:45 — PowerBook G4 laptop
• 33:45 — Carrie – (1976 movie)
• 36:00 — “Dammit Jim, I’m a x, not a y.” is from the character Leonard McCoy on Star Trek: The Original Series – (1966 show)

• 1:00 —

  • Aaron Neville, Linda Ronstadt
  • Elton John, Kiki Dee
  • “The Captain”(?) and Kanil(?)

• 4:45 —

  • Baby, It’s Cold Outside – (1944 song), by Frank Loesser
    – Done Rockabilly
  • Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around – (1981 song), by Stevie Nicks
  • Islands in the Stream – (1983 song), sung by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
• 7:00 — MTV
• 7:15 — Fruit fly

• 12:45 —

  • The Daily Show – (1996 show)
  • Lean Cuisine (TV dinner)
• 13:00 — Alicia Keys, Fiona Apple
• 13:45 — Friends with benefits

• 26:45 —

  • Eucalyptus
  • J.Lo = Jennifer Lopez
• 28:30 — PJ Harvey, Britney Spears
• 29:30 — George Lucas
• 31:00 — The little tinkle of music in the background is from a horror movie.
• 36:45 — See also the second season of Dark Angel – (2000 show)

• 0:45 — Meta-Chem Corporation 11:29pm

• 1:30 —

  • Madden NFL 2002 – (2002 game)
  • Baltimore Ravens
  • Jamal Lewis
  • Ray Lewis
• 4:30 — Oh my, I know her. Maybe I know her from this very show.
• 6:45 — Anyone can tell the difference between cigarette smoke and the not-cigarette smoke of lighting a candle. Also, no, candles would definitely not be allowed.
• 21:00 — If only rooms had lights.
• 29:00 — Female lolgic.
• 31:15 — He has to know that they won’t trust him.

• 14:00 — “Is the causejun(?) fuelled and ready to go?”
• 14:15 — Vermont – United States
• 17:45 — The door was more closed a moment earlier.
• 28:15 — Diogenes was notorious for carrying a lamp during the day, looking for an honest man.
• 29:15 — Bob Marley
• 34:30 — “Do it!” — See also Watchmen – (2009 movie)
• 34:45 — Where’s the other girl?

• 2:00 — Psychologist
• 4:30 — Guest starring John Doe..
• 8:00 — Automobile repair shop
• 10:30 — TV dinner
• 18:15 — His eyeliner looks awful.
• 21:30 — Shitty dubbing.
• 24:00 — More shitty dubbing.

• 1:15 — Podiatry
• 1:45 — Did she change her hair?
• 6:00 — Okay, has every episode guest-starred John Doe?
• 18:45 — Malt is a reference to malted shakes, aka Milkshakes.
• 26:15 — Empty nest syndrome

• 29:30 — Inhaling helium

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• 31:00 — Continuity fixed his tie.
• 35:15 — Since when did he have that magic power?
• 39:45 — “Our daughter is a witch!”

The title is likely a play on Three Men and a Baby – (1987 movie)

• 2:15 — Reverse engineering

• 21:30 — Yeah, convenient.

  • 21:45 — How about taking her legs or something?

• 2:30 — So are we inventing more super powers for her? Just in time for the season ending. So bad.
• 3:45 — If the plastic was melted, then the tape inside was ruined.
• 5:45 — So she has excellent taste in successful men.
• 10:15 — Handy dandy superpower just in time for plot. What awful writing.
• 12:00 — WWF
• 14:30 — Bryce McCain appears to be fictional.
• 15:00 — So go on a road trip.
• 16:30 — How could they survive separately? Together they could live a decent life.
• 20:15 — Metallica
• 24:00 — Tom Joad, a character in The Grapes of Wrath – (1939 book), by John Steinbeck
• 24:15 — Anything?
• 24:30 — Superman – (1978 movie), though I can’t remember a more specific reference.

• 35:45 — I’m so confused. Wouldn’t anyone and everyone connected with any of the primary three also be in danger? So her husband as well..

  • 38:45 — His father as well..
• 40:00 — What a Long Strange Trip It’s Been – (1977 album), by Grateful Dead