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You Kill It… We Grill It! ∞

ENTREES

Center Line Bovine ................. $4.95
"Taste real good, straight from the hood"

The Chicken ........................ $3.95
"That didn't cross the road"

Flat Cat ........................... $2.95
"Served as a single... or in a stack"

A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(still in the hide)

Chunk of Skunk ..................... $1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon .................. $1.95
Road Toad Ala Mode ................. $1.65
Shake 'N Bake Snake ................ $2.25
Swirl of Squirrel .................. $1.55
Whippoorwhill on a Grill ........... $3.30
Narrow Sparrow .....................   .55 cents
Rigor Mortis Tortise ............... $6.75

BAG 'N GAG

Our daily take-out lunch special!
-- Anything Dead... In Bread --

CANINE CUISINE

Slab of Lab ........................ $2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie ................... $1.95
Crocker Cutlets .................... $3.95
Shar-Pel Filet ..................... $5.95
Poodles 'N Noodles ................. $5.95
Snippet of Whippet ................. $4.50
Collie Hit by a Trolley ............ $3.95
German Shepard Pie ................. $3.95
Round of Hound ..................... $4.25

GUESS THAT MESS

A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is
YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!

LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Served fresh each night after dark!

Rack of Racoon ..................... $3.95
Smear of Deer ...................... $4.95
Awesome Possum ..................... $1.95
Cheap Sheep ........................   .43 cents


Come on in and meet our Chef, "Wheels Wilson"