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The old testament, in programming.
>Release ISRAEL ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release >Set ISRAEL;mode=3dmaster Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL Set Pharaoh;mode=3dslave Command ignored >Load Moses Done >Deactivate Pharaoh Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated >For i=3d1 to 10 do plagues Are you sure? Y Done >Release ISRAEL ISRAEL released >Declare UleavenedBread:array(width==20,length==20,height==0) Done >Move ISRAEL to Sinai OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK! >Save ISRAEL Specify save device >Save ISRAEL with miracle Done >Move ISRAEL to Sinai Done >For I==1 to 10 do commandments Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden calf routine >Destroy calf Done >For I==1 to 10 do commandments Done; commandments stored on hard rock device >Move ISRAEL to desert Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop >Move ISRAEL to desert;limit==40 years Done >Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL Warning: operand terms must be unique >Move ISRAEL to CANAAN Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN >set ISRAEL == ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10) Done >Move ISRAEL to CANAAN Done
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