10 - The miracle what??? This is better than world peace!!
9 - No thanks. Just sniffing.
8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7 - Mom will love this.
6 - Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?
5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
4 - Will you model this for me?
3 - Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
2 - 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
... And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say in a lingerie shop:
1 - Does this come in children's sizes?