• 2:30 — I would have had this time-loop. Rodney dies, therefore his plan doesn’t work, and another timeline’s Rodney’s plan is attempted.
• 5:00 — Okay, so they got a budget increase..
• 8:30 — Wiki

• 15:30 — Bomb the place from orbit. Roll credits.

  • At the very least do that to make sure that any key research/etc won’t survive.
• 16:45 — Oh man she is cute.
• 19:30 — Blow it out of the sky. Killing Taila is an acceptable sacrifice compared to the continued genocides.

• 21:15 —

  • Duff Beer
  • Oprah Ale
• 28:00 — So if they had to drop the shields to let ships dock, then don’t they have to drop the shields to let ships leave?
• 31:15 — Kidney stone
• 35:30 — That’s an obvious place to catch them all.

• 36:30 — Stealing a dart wouldn’t work since the doors are closed. Possibly wreck the ship and get beamed off.

  • 37:00 — Yep.
• 39:00 — So Michael is on the cloaked ship, and can sneak aboard when they drop the shield.

• 41:00 — So about those regular injections she was subjected to..

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• 5:00 — Did.. she drool on her hand?
• 8:15 — Called it. They remembered their missing and cloak-capable ship.
• 19:30 — Unless those tendrils are taking material from the air, or they’ve eaten away at her bed’s frame, they must have eaten away at her to grow.

• 22:15 —

  • Biopolymer
  • Polysaccharide
• 29:30 — Phage
• 30:00 — Send a drone, or beam someone in..
• 40:00 — So explain why Sheppard was able to get to her..

• 1:00 — Is Ronin’s hair a different color?
• 11:45 — Yorkie
• 12:00 — Yeah, women take things just to hurt an ex.

• 14:45 —

  • I don’t understand the reference to the Greek scientist who had a crush on Taylin(?).
  • Archimedes of Syracuse – (mathematician)
  • Archimedes bath reference
  • Buoyancy
• 25:00 — Nah. He’s still an enemy.
• 34:00 — What does he have, super subspace-barrel magazines for his pistols or something?

• 39:45 —

  • Addiction
  • Substance dependence
  • Drug withdrawal

• 41:00 —

  • Suit (clothing)
  • Classical music

• 3:00 — I was immediately thinking it was a replicator re-creation.
• 11:00 — Meat locker
• 13:30 — They could.. they could eat their alternate-reality self-corpses.
• 19:15 — They have no chance in hell against fighters.
• 24:15 — I assumed they were boarded by the fighter, and when I saw the ships I likened them to bad guys from Andromeda – (2000 show).
• 32:00 — Did they just fucking Mary Sue Taila?
• 34:45 — Chewie, a reference to Star Wars – (1977 movie), is a tired reference.
• 41:15 — I would have had them on one of the enemy ships.

• 0:30 — “Planet of Oz” is a reference to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz – (1900 book), by L. Frank Baum
• 0:30 — Monkey
• 35:30 — I thought there was a kill switch.
• 37:45 — They could pull crystals for the gate and hide them.. and maybe arm themselves and guard the area. And maybe get the kill switch.
• 40:45 — Why not upload them into a virtual reality for their research?

• 0:45 — Retard

• 11:00 — What about putting Rodney in stasis?

  • 12:30 — Stasis didn’t help? How is that a thing?
• 16:30 — Alzheimer’s disease

• 21:45 — So the Wraith just don’t monitor gates on their outposts?

  • 23:00 — Oh good, they have actual strategy..
• 25:30 — Drunkenness might help.

• 36:45 — I should have mentioned

  • Acute radiation syndrome
  • Parasitism
• 37:30 — Are they going to steal equipment from the Wraith?
• 38:00 — PBS
• 38:45 — Now the bar at the bottom has movement.
• 41:30 — Well now they technically know that the cure is trepanning.

• 2:00 — It’s probably best to not disturb a gas mask, and upon finding it one should completely withdraw. Gas masks are donned when there are some nasty problems which might linger.
• 4:45 — Muh womenz.
• 5:00 — Oh, she was sexist in picking her team. How sexist of her. Women are never sexist about women being women with having women getting a free ride by sexist choices because waahmen.
• 11:15 — Maybe the research was discontinued because a hybrid of that sort doesn’t have safeguards and mechanisms for mind-control.
• 13:45 — What the fuck is with her awful over-acting?

• 14:30 —

  • Starbucks
  • Latte

• 15:15 —

  • California Institute of Technology
  • The beaver is their mascot.
• 18:15 — That actor single-handedly ruins this episode.
• 20:15 — He’s a combat medic, they might be hurt.
• 22:45 — But he can’t protect the pretty princess if he leaves her all on her lonesome.
• 25:45 — I don’t understand the reference to the prom queen and the kid in the wheelchair wandering off.
• 27:00 — Called it. He couldn’t control them.

• 27:30 — It’s handy that they have bio-luminescent flashlights.

Do continue to the next episode to cleanse yourself of this shitty one.

• 1:15 — They could have a cloaked jumper with marines.
• 11:00 — The Wraith would definitely enslave people as farmers, since they have no sustenance infrastructure.

• 32:15 — If they were actively culling, they would have darts on the planet.

So refreshing after the previous episode’s one shitty actor.

• 1:45 —

  • Influenza
  • Yeah, don’t touch them.. except you’re just in regular suits. I guess it’s mild enough..
• 5:45 — I recognize that actor..
• 12:00 — That was an unnecessarily awkward scene.
• 14:45 — See also Scouting.
• 17:00 — Teleportation

• 21:45 —

  • White horse (mythology).. I think.
  • June
• 23:45 — So he decides to go to another place with other villagers.
• 24:30 — So he has a glow in the dark arm band..
• 25:15 — The dude is pretty quick at setting up those traps, what with his scouting for a cave and carrying her..

• 6:15 — Batcave
• 8:30 — Brian Nino(?)

• 9:45 —

  • Nikola Tesla
  • Thomas Edison
  • Resonance
  • Acoustic resonance
• 13:00 — NSA
• 14:45 — Robert Gross(?)
• 23:45 — I’ve already been thinking of using Jackson’s glasses against the lasers.
• 24:15 — Dude. Of course they can penetrate it. They did penetrate it; with bullets.
• 27:15 — Sigh, a philosopher would sure help.
• 27:45 — So presumably they’re days away.

• 29:15 —

  • László Babai
  • Combinatorics
• 33:00 — Danni?
• 39:15 — How about beaming all the humans into space?
• 41:30 — I’m sorry, the shield can protect them from a blast that powerful?

• 3:00 — I was thinking they would have reversed the shield to let the gate explode but protect themselves.
• 19:00 — Oh my, I did wonder if it was the Asgard..
• 23:30 — Oh my, I did also wonder about the absence of her gun.
• 27:15 — They never picked up any of the Wraith stunners..
• 27:15 — I also forgot to mention that now that their weapons are unusable, they could use their fighters.
• 33:00 — Oh my, I also wondered about ramming the facility, though I figured fighters would be more effective.
• 35:00 — Why would they be standing upright?
• 41:30 — Groucho

• 3:30 —

  • PlayStation
  • Deodorant
• 16:30 — Killing the refugees wouldn’t have mattered anyway. Hell, sending them there wouldn’t have mattered. They’d still want to torture anyone else to make sure they got what they wanted. Maybe they’d also cull the rest for their trouble.
• 20:00 — While there are a number of Sherpa, I’d bet Rodney means the SHERPA space tug.
• 29:30 — We’ve established that people can be turned, and fairly trivially, to serve the Wraith.

• 36:15 —

  • Tokyo
  • Japanese
• 37:15 — Volkswagen

• 0:30 — United Nations
• 0:45 — Federation

• 1:30 — Wow, they bluffed them into a jail.

  • 1:45 — Called it, but it seemed obvious from the door and makeup of the room.

• 5:30 —

  • Meet and greet
  • Cocktail
  • Hors d’oeuvres
• 12:00 — I’m going to guess that “step on the rose bushes on our last trip to Vedina” is a reference to one of the works of William Shakespeare

• 26:00 —

  • Harvard Law Review
  • Chief council is a consultant lawyer.
  • United States Army Corps of Engineers
  • Appellate Advocate is a high solicitor position.
  • Litigation
  • New York City – United States
• 40:00 — Yeah but once again, they ought to be blaming the activation of the Replicateors on them.
• 42:30 — Oh god, using a lighter..
• 43:00 — Also, Woolsey just gave himself a raise.

• 1:15 —

  • Radio-controlled cars
  • Scooter
  • Tri-cell (three)
  • LiPo[unknown prefix: em]
  • pack
• 1:45 — Why couldn’t she hear them?
• 1:45 — Kolakee(?)

• 3:00 —

  • Motor
  • Shaft
  • Bushing
  • Lube
• 5:00 — Well the control tower has lights, and the radios are down, therefore there is nobody up there who has a radio.. therefore there’s a takeover.
• 8:00 — Why are their radios selectively working?
• 13:15 — I like the picture of Woolsie’s yorkie.
• 14:00 — Cockroach
• 14:30 — Why would Michael leave anyone alive? He’s planning on destroying the whole city anyway.
• 23:15 — Kickboxing
• 24:15 — More didn’t come on foot, because the gate would have exploded out and vaporized the back end of the jumper.

• 26:00 — If only Ronin had another fighter there with him. One which was a fighter which could fight and not run off with a baby.

  • 26:30 — If only Taila had someone to hold her baby while she could return to Ronin to fight.
• 33:15 — Oh good, I thought of that. Except I didn’t remember the shield stops the vaporization-effect.
• 37:00 — Why would the jumper’s power be associated with the self-destruct? After all, the intention was to leave in the jumper and have Atlantis blow..
• 40:30 — Don’t forget to recover the body.
• 42:00 — Speed Racer – (1966 book), by Shueisha (and other variations)

• 0:45 — Performance evaluation
• 2:00 — woolly-stalked begonia

• 14:15 —

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles – (1987 movie)
  • Detenortonscontins(?) translates as Dirty Rotten Scoundrels – (1988 movie)
  • Mad Money – (2005 movie)
  • Kangaroo Jack – (2003 movie)
• 23:30 — He hasn’t touched her, he’s hallucinating.
• 24:00 — Hypothetical types of biochemistry, Silicone-based
• 26:15 — She’s not real. Called it. I figured it’s a hallucinatory side-effect from the device.
• 29:00 — Maybe she should have referred him to a psychiatrist.
• 33:00 — Is this an abortion argument?
• 38:30 — That’s where I know her from, from Babylon 5 – (1994 show)

• 3:00 — Oh my, It’s been forever since I’ve seen that actor.
• 5:30 — The strawberries might be a reference to her stint on Firefly – (2002 show).
• 5:30 — PowerPoint
• 6:30 — Dalai Lama
• 7:30 — William Shakespeare

• 8:00 —

  • Bill Nye the engineer
  • Niel Degrasse Tyson
  • Pluto, Plutoid
  • A Flock of Seagulls
  • Reagan
• 11:00 — Global warming
• 14:45 — Oh god, he’s experimenting on them.
• 19:30 — Howard Hughes, and a reference to his Eccentricity.
• 20:30 — nom de plume
• 22:30 — That’s supposed to be Stephen Hawking
• 38:45 — “Man up” is casual misandry.
• 40:30 — She wouldn’t be okay..
• 40:45 — Big strong man rescued me.

• 40:00 — It would have been neat if they entered hyperspace in such a way as to turn themselves over and have their momentum redirected.

• 3:30 — Well she’s cute, but the top of her hair is just stupid.
• 4:30 — Earwig
• 16:45 — False accusations never occur.

• 20:30 — Dr. No – (1962 movie)

  • James Bond in film
• 25:00 — Insoles
• 30:30 — Chewie, a reference to Star Wars – (1977 movie), is a tired reference.

• 18:00 — Why would the Wraith even run from him instead of standing at a corner and ambushing him?
• 22:15 — Wrigley’s Spearmint
• 39:00 — Star Trek: The Experience
• 45:45 — Solitary Man – (1966 song), by Neil Diamond, I think it’s covered by Johnny Cash.

• 12:45 — It makes no sen– oh.
• 14:30 — So there is a tie-in from the previous episode. Annoying.
• 18:15 — Both of those ZPMs are dead.
• 23:15 — But Taila has a family..
• 34:00 — Since when did the soldiers ever have knives?
• 37:45 — Chewie, a reference to Star Wars – (1977 movie), is a tired reference.
• 38:00 — She should be surprised about the gate.
• 38:45 — How fucking handy, all of this nonsense.
• 43:45 — Who is she?

• 45:15 — There was an excellent opportunity for them to be too damaged to cloak, and to be revealed to the world.

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