Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women ∞
(and what they actually mean...)
- 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
- 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
- 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
- 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
- 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
- 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
- 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
- 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
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2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it really means)
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1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. -- It's that male perspective thing.)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men ∞
In response... The male perspective on the same issue ...
(and what they actually mean...)
- 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
- 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
- 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
- 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
- 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
- 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
- 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
- 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
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2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
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1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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