Seminars For Women ∞
- Combating the Impulse to Nag
- You Can Change the Oil Too
- PMS – Learning to Sleep Over at Mother’s
- How to Fill a Beer Mug
- We do not want Stationary for Christmas – PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
- Understanding the Female Causes of Male Drunkenness
- How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
- Parenting – Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around
- How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
- Get a Life – Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
- Balancing a Checkbook – Even You Can Get it Right
- You, the Whining Sex
- Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
- How to Stay Awake During Sex
- Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
- Shopping – Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
- You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
- It’s OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
- If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
- How to Close the Garage Door
- If You Don’t Want an Excuse, Don’t Demand an Explanation
- Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
- How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
- Living Without Power Windows – How to Turn a Crank
- Romanticism – The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
- How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
- Putting On Something Sexy – Why it Won’t Ruin Your Mind
- How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
- You Too Can Carry a Backpack
- Female Friendship – Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who Complain About You the Most
- Apologizing for Farting When You’re On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
- The Attainable Goal – Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
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Honest, I’m Covering My Eyes Because of the Passion I Feel
Seminars For Men ∞
- Combating Stupidity
- You Can Do Housework Too
- PMS – Learning When to Keep Your Mounth Shut
- How to Fill an Ice Tray
- We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas. GIVE US MONEY!
- Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am
- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called “Don’t Wash my Silks”)
- Parenting – No, it Doesn’t End with Conception.
- How not to Act Like an ASS, When you are Obviously Wrong
- Get a Life – Learn to Cook.
- Spelling – Even you can get it right
- You – The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to give Flowers
- How to stay awake after sex
- Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom
- Garbage – Getting it to the Curb.
- I’ll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
- How to put the toliet lid down.
- Give me a Break – Why we know your excuses are B.S.
- The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous
- How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost
- The Remote Control – Overcoming your Dependency
- Romanticism – Other Ideas Besides Sex
- Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
- Changing your Underwear – It Really Works
- How Not to Act Younger than your Children
- You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
- Male Bonding – Leaving your Friends at Home
- Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary
- The Attainable Goal – Omitting !@#$& From Vocabulary
- Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson – Especially When your Naked
- Picking Weeds – Not just for Farm Workers anymore.
- Learn to Change the Alhambra water bottle in 1 minute or less.
- Appliance Awareness 101A (Maytag vs Whirlpool, New vs. Used)
- Correct Home Repairs – Getting Beyond Duct Tape.
- ATM Cards – Correcting the Urge.
- Your girlfriend/wife Might Be Right – Getting Beyond Your Ego
- Letter writing – You too can be proficient when writing Home.
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Tools vs Kitchen Utensils & Silverware (Appropriate Uses)

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