Comedy >
10 – The miracle what??? This is better than world peace!!
9 – No thanks. Just sniffing.
8 – I’ll be in the dressing room going blind.
7 – Mom will love this.
6 – Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?
5 – No need to wrap it up, I’ll eat it here.
4 – Will you model this for me?
3 – Oh honey, you’ll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
2 – 45 bucks?? You’re just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
… And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say in a lingerie shop:
1 – Does this come in children’s sizes?
