• So the Tardas gets stuck in this camouflage but never gets noticed?
• Aww, another episode where fat people are made fun of.
• “Just don’t touch them”.. so that’s how the bad guys will die.
• Since when could the subjects have language, or “understand the machine”.
• Why in the fuck could one single circuit magically open everything.
• So basically these are zombies.
• Hehe, face cloths so they don’t have to do makeup for the extras.
• How in the flying fuck did the nun get past the zombies to get into the room to climb the ladder?
• Getting into the body of a zombie.. shouldn’t she have been in horrifying pain?
• 10 million people in that city? Only?
• So how could intravenous solutions be mixed to form any sort of cure? Doesn’t it have to be applied.. I dunno, intravenously?
• Pass it on? Seriously?
• So.. nobody has touched them, but they are all well-groomed. Huh.
• Oh come the fuck on, there’s no way the woman would suddenly want to die.
• How does the doctor know about taking her to that scene?
• Oh, now I recognize Zoë Wanamaker. I thought that voice was familiar.
• And so she exhales from her little dying body into her new body, becoming an immortal looped into that timeline.

• So, uh, they’re Shaolin or something?
• Oh, it’s Torchwood!
• Queen Victoria
• Local wolf story. Like “Bad Wolf”?
• Oh, all the guards getting drinks, yep they’re drugged.
• Rose’s friend is not currently called “The Doctor”.
• Wouldn’t Sir Robert be shot, being a traitor? How could he possibly be trusted to be at the queen’s side?
• The creation of Torchwood.

• Anthony Stewart Head!
• .. who is evil. =/
• The re-introduction of Elisabeth Sladen as Sarah Jane Smith.
• So now pussy-boy is an expert in infiltration and investigation?
• Yep, playing up on the cowardice.
• He didn’t come back for her. In a time machine?!
• The re-introduction of K-9 Mk. III.
• The dude thinks he’s the tin dog, but he’s just the domestic.
• The suffering of the immortal and relationships is mentioned. Nice.
• Sarah can use the sonic screwdriver?
• Mentioning Shareen. Did we even see that character yet? What’s this about her and Rose arguing over The Doctor?
• Oh god, the buzzer to get the kids inside is exactly the same as the one for the World of Warcraft GTFO addon.
• Why would a chair to a screen do anything to the rest of the screens?

• Aww fuck, that unlikeable coward of a character is seriously going to be added for comedic effect?

Well of course they needed to find a way to get rid of these old characters.. but yay, he gave her a K-9 Mk. IV-sortof.

• The shirt pussy boy is wearing has a Nintendo Entertainment System controller.
• The fireplace has a nice circular cut on the floor.
• Yep, it turns.
• Oh! I recognize Sophia Myles from Underworld – (2003 movie).
• She plays Madame de Pompadour.
• The Doctor showed the house dude the trick to turn the fireplace.
• So now the Doctor can mind meld like a Vulcan.
• Where the fuck did the Doctor get a banana?
• So why was idiot boy fiddling with switches?
• That tapping is Morse code.
• So 18th-century france now has advanced clockwork technology? Sortof.
• Yes, yes she can drive the Tardis.
• The Tardis translates stuff in a field, but they were cut off for a bit there, so there’s no way it was translating.
• BUT HE IS IN A TIME MACHINE. Sigh.

• Destination: GREAT BRITAIN!! Because we’ve never been there before. Also, isn’t the dude British and therefore it’s not interesting in the least that he goes, I dunno, home?
• And oh the Tardis is falling apart.
• Her official biography was that she was born on the same day as Cuba Gooding, Jr..
• Voiceprint? Nothing can possibly go wrong!
• So what’s the deal with Rose being such a fucking idiot after all this time? Why would she wander off? At least they mention that token-boy could also have been tempted.
• So.. it’s some sort of homeless-journalist? He didn’t seem to fit in, so maybe he is some sort of journalist.
• He gave up 10 years of his life? Uh, he does age? Hrm.
• Why does she have to see him? How in the fuck did she not learn from her previous experience?
• How the fuck could anyone not explicitly follow the Doctor’s orders? If I were him, I’d be fucking stranding people, or killing them myself. Seriously, don’t fuck with the time line.
• Ooh, a black president.
• So.. nothing’s weird about everyone standing in place and being fed information?
• The Ricky / Micky thing is still an interesting parallel-universe comment.
• The song is The Lion Sleeps Tonight.
• What the hell, Ricky can act now?
• Nice, he keeps finding her familiar. I like these little threads.
• What, what was that about Torchwood?
• Delete delete delete delete delete.. extermin.. I mean, delete.

• They really never did establish why the dude went mad built an army to take over instead of just transforming himself. Also, who the fuck would make such a clunky unfeeling skin, wouldn’t their entire project be to keep as much of the personality intact? Ugh.
• Oh no, a chain link fence? How ever will it be climbed?
• The entire population of London is in that building? Riiight.
• How come she could get a knock on the door from people with guns and then be on the run? I guess she didn’t get caught.
• So how many prepared cyberman bodies are there? And the incineration facilities? And.. and..
• Oh, how handy.. an empty robot suit for them to put on.
• The cancellation code.. feed them through all of them.. uh, ok.
• Driving cybermen insane? What could possibly go wrong?
• Cybermen have some sort of awesome life-detection thingy that can know the Doctor is different.
• Tapity tap tap on a computer, that’s hilarious.
• People running around are suddenly a problem for the cybermen?
• “Even an idiot knows how to get around firewall and password and encr..” WHAHHTT!?
• Why is the place exploding? Uh, well I guess things are all wired up and the emotion code thingy is somehow turning the emotions off.. of the gas pipelines and stuff? No? No, I didn’t think so either.
• So Micky is ok with leaving his old world.
• At least he has the spine to acknowledge he’s useless. Tin dog and all.

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