I didn't bother making a page for this
2020-01-26 -- Killing this.
- There's no point when this is possible with other self-controlled tools.
- Besides, telling a third party about my visitors is creepy!
- (On that note, several other features of WordPress itself had to be removed for this same reason.)
2016-05-17 -- Began using it earlier than this.
<a title="web counter" href="https://statcounter.com/free-hit-counter/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><img src="http://c.statcounter.com/1234567/0/a1aa1a1a/0/" alt="web counter" style="border:none;"> </a>
(Note that you'll have to log in because there's no PHPSESSID in the URL)