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At least as old as 14-Jan-1992 17:33
Something like Chinese whispers (broken telephone). This, comrades, is one of the many reasons centralized power in Communism can't work.
IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PROJECT, AND THEN THE ASSUMPTIONS
AND THE PROJECT WAS WITHOUT FORM AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE VOID
AND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACES OF THE IMPLEMENTORS,
AND THEY SPAKE UNTO THEIR MANAGER, SAYING:
"ITS A CROCK OF SHIT, AND IT STINKETH"
AND THE MANAGER WENT TO THE 2ND LEVEL MANAGER,
AND HE SPAKE UNTO HIM, SAYING:
"ITS A CROCK OF EXCREMENT, AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR
THEREOF"
AND THE 2ND LEVEL MANAGER WENT TO THE 3RD LEVEL MANAGER,
AND HE SPAKE UNTO HIM, SAYING:
"IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT, AND IT IS VERY STRONG,
SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE BEFORE IT"
AND THE 3RD LEVEL MANAGER WENT TO THE HEADQUARTERS DIRECTOR
AND HE SPAKE UNTO HIM SAYING:
"IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER, AND NONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH"
AND THE DIRECTOR WENT TO THE DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT,
AND HE SPAKE UNTO HIM, SAYING:
"IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH, AND IT IS VERY
STRONG"
AND THE VICE PRESIDENT WENT TO THE DIVISION PRESIDENT,
AND HE SPAKE UNTO HIM, SAYING:
"IT PROMOTETH GROWTH, AND IT IS VERY POWERFUL"
AND THE DIVISION PRESIDENT WENT BEFORE THE EXECUTIVE BOARD,
AND HE SPAKE UNTO THEM, SAYING:
"THIS POWERFUL NEW PROJECT WILL PROMOTE THE GROWTH OF THE
COMPANY"
AND THE EXECUTIVE BOARD LOOKED UPON THE PROJECT,
AND SAW IT WAS GOOD
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