• 2:00 — Is he speaking Latin?
• 14:00 — Why haven’t they just sent a ship out there for her? Like his little dinky ship. Have her hold on, or something.

• 21:45 — It’s creepy to name a child after the child’s grandparent. It should be up one generation higher.

  • 27:15 — Stepmother, oh good.

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• 3:30 — Knights Who Say Ni [ 1 ] from Monty Python and the Holy Grail – (1975 movie)
• 4:30 — “Hardly deal” with them? The Ori have been shitting all over everything..
• 11:00 — Morgan le Fay
• 13:45 — Ink blot test
• 17:00 — See also Invasion of the Body Snatchers – (1956 movie)
• 18:45 — Slow-wave sleep
• 20:30 — Splitting up is stupid.
• 23:15 — Shazaam
• 24:00 — Polygraph
• 27:15 — Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo – (2005 movie)
• 28:15 — Well now that they understand a bit more, they could send for help.
• 30:30 — .. or maybe that creature was immune because it was protected in there.
• 36:00 — Kermit the Frog

• 1:45 — See also Stargate Atlantis – (2004-2009 show)[doesn’t exist]
• 9:15 — From s02e14 – “Grace Under Pressure”
• 10:30 — Doesn’t someone need the gene to operate it?

• 18:00 — For a while, I’ve figured the “AI” is actually an ascendant.

  • 21:00 — Called it.
• 21:30 — Oh, I was actually thinking about multiple bombs.
• 22:15 — I’m confused about the ship-placement.. why would they have to get closer?
• 28:00 — Why do they care about getting closer to have beaming ability?

• 6:15 —

  • Shortsheeted beds – (List of school pranks)
  • Cheating in cards

• 16:30 — Spartacus

  • Though this is a reference to Spartacus – (1960 movie), which has a scene full of “I’m Spartacus!”.
• 16:30 — Why put them in the same room?
• 19:30 — Baseball: balls – strike
• 27:45 — He’s a Ghoul.
• 28:00 — First base

• 28:45 — How come he couldn’t secure that door from wherever he had that monitor?

  • .. also, that guy was locked in on the inside wasn’t he? He wouldn’t have a proper access code would he? The guard sure wouldn’t have come in, because that’s not his job.
• 31:00 — So on lockdown, all those cards still work to open doors?
• 34:30 — Yeah, nice secure base you got there.. with human-sized tunnels.

• 38:00 — So none of those guys who have been patrolling are the real Baal.

• 1:45 — Fat-shaming [ 2 ]
• 6:45 — I don’t recall the brand of that beer.
• 9:30 — PlayStation 2 – SOCOM 3 U.S. Navy SEALs
• 18:00 — Who the fuck wrote this episode? It makes me despise this character.
• 23:30 — Fifteen minutes
• 24:30 — Laosian
• 24:45 — North Vietnam – Regulars
• 29:00 — The O.K. Corral
• 30:00 — That is not a good-looking woman.
• 42:15 — “Hold ’em” and “Fold ’em” are references to The Gambler – (1978 song), by Kenny Rogers

• 0:15 — Wow there is a lot of shark-jumping in this season..
• 0:45 — Furlings? I don’t remember an Ewok episode.
• 6:30 — So that’s a reference to the lead of SG-1 being a new actor.
• 8:45 — How is the cup visible? Is he naked? Does it take time for something he’s wearing to become invisible too?
• 12:45 — Jeopardy!
• 15:00 — The Wizard of Oz – (1939 movie)
• 18:00 — Hang a lantern on it (Lampshading)
• 19:45 — Star Trek – (1966 show)
• 21:45 — Gilligan’s Island – (1964 show)

• 22:00 — Farscape – (1999 show)

  • I only needed a fraction of a second to know this.
• 25:00 — Thunderbirds – (1965 show)
• 27:00 — This is just a shit storytelling of a chunk of Stargate – (1994 movie).

• 30:00 — .. please cut their strings on the other side.

  • 30:30 — Called it.

• 30:45 — Jumping the shark

  • .. and mentioning this is Lampshading
• 42:45 — Isaac Asimov

• 1:45 — Oh. Baby.

  • That’s Morena Baccarin, who I know from Firefly – (2002 show).
• 3:00 — Nobody seemed to notice the beam-out.
• 3:45 — Thousands of people?.. sigh.

• 12:00 —

  • Sun Tzu – The Art of War – (~476 BC book), by Sunzi
  • Dr. Phil
• 28:00 — There are only a handful of enemy ships, and one was landed on that one planet, making its extinction valuable for the capture of that ship. That’s why it was selected. If they knew Adria was there, that would have been ample reason to justify genocide to slay her.
• 29:30 — I would have pulled the gate down to force a delay in the Ori ship’s recapture by requiring reinforcements be flown manually.
• 42:45 — She was a host to a ghoul, and remembers a significant amount.

• 5:30 — That’s okay, because they’ve all been implanted with trackers for being beamed.

  • 6:15 — Oh.
• 6:15 — That is not a good-looking woman.

• 15:00 — Oh I recognize that actor.

  • 15:15 — .. and that guy.
• 16:00 — Shih Tzu
• 17:30 — What about bringing her to the hospital to get her fingerprints checked?
• 18:00 — Athena
• 21:30 — The X-Files – (1993 show)
• 31:45 — That’s a pretty minor wound for him to have passed out.
• 35:45 — Disodium guanylate
• 41:30 — “a hammy“

• 1:45 — “Hard right” haha.
• 6:45 — He heard she was quite attractive? He heard wrong.
• 10:00 — How come Tilk is wearing a stupid hat?
• 30:15 — Why wasn’t that door re-locked?
• 41:15 — Oh cool, I guessed something was up based on an earlier touch..

• 0:15 — There are too many disconnected events being interwoven instead of the writing focusing on one storyline.
• 1:00 — Sichuan
• 6:15 — He really sounds like the voice of one character in Diablo – (1997 game).
• 7:30 — God, his overacting is ridiculous.
• 13:45 — Yeah, a handy dandy secret passage..
• 14:15 — Maybe he should start talking, in case something happens to him before he leads them on.
• 14:45 — A Basilisk?
• 17:00 — Hasn’t it already been established that it’s terribly painful to be partially-touching a time distortion field? I suppose SG-1 isn’t respecting cannon from Stargate Atlantis – (2004-2009 show)[doesn’t exist].
• 19:15 — I was thinking that, but then I thought the weather simulator thing would pick up on any items thrown in and reproduce an illusion of them acting normally.
• 25:30 — That was a hair dryer.
• 29:30 — Oh finally she has her proper hot eyes.
• 32:30 — True is a reference to the straightness of a path.
• 37:00 — The wall moved when he touched it. Also, this makes me wonder if they’re in a dragon.

• 38:00 — She has no powers.

  • .. called it.

• 1:15 — If only someone had some sort of password or name or something.
• 2:15 — They didn’t even try to shoot it. Or use a password.

• 4:45 —

  • Daryl (maybe Daryl Dragon)
  • Smokey
  • Puff
• 5:30 — Don’t they carry grenades?
• 18:15 — They should topple the gate, if he has the power to erect it again later. That way they’d be cutting their planet off and giving themselves much more time before being found by what’s-her-face Hotty McHotness.
• 23:45 — Computer-Assisted Design (CAD)
• 31:00 — Muhsexism.
• 34:00 — It would be so cool if he could only assemble one stage for each planet they went to, but they only realised that later and had to take a whole other circuit to pick up the first part they had left behind when they were transported.
• 37:00 — Why shut it down?
• 42:15 — Hangover.

• 0:30 — I really don’t like that commander’s attitude/acting.

• 5:45 — Wouldn’t an Ori dude would know about the team watching the gate?

  • 6:00 — .. oh
• 5:45 — They have three generators? Whoa.
• 9:30 — Wouldn’t they have seen the village, making the disappearing act rather odd?
• 12:30 — Wouldn’t they have shipped the thing with explosives?
• 40:00 — Ring her down, to do what, live in the woods? The gate was destroyed.
• 41:45 — If only they have some sort of Gould healing device.
• 42:00 — Macaroons

• 5:15 —

  • M-theory
  • Multiverse theory
• 6:45 — Stock sound..
• 18:30 — .. wouldn’t they just hang out around Earth?
• 21:00 — She has a nice boob.
• 42:30 — Timesharing, eBay

• 1:30 — The Da Vinci Code – (2003 book), by Dan Brown
• 14:15 — old chestnut
• 20:30 — One Life to Live – (1968 show)
• 27:15 — Yeah, all of that could be a complete setup.
• 33:15 — Marcel Marceau

• 36:15 — They can cloak that ship?

  • 36:30 — Oh.
• 40:45 — That’s a reference to Star Wars – (1977 movie)

• 41:00 — Do they have a way to re-create the black hole to stop the supergate from opening again?

  • 42:00 — Called it.

• 0:45 — Orville Redenbacher’s

• 6:00 —

  • High school reunion
  • Kansas
• 7:00 — Auburn – Shawnee County – Kansas – United States

• 8:45 — Is that her hair-hair, or her facial-hair?

  • 9:00 — Oh, it’s facial hair. =(
• 12:45 — Why have they waited this long to show the extent of her body? Bazinga.
• 13:00 — While I know that actor, she’s looking old.
• 18:00 — Daisy
• 21:30 — Journey
• 26:30 — This seems to be a reference to Groundhog Day – (1993 movie)
• 37:15 — Personal shield.
• 38:00 — “meddling kids” is a reference to Scooby-Doo – (1969 show).

• 2:00 — Ansel Adams

  • California – Yosemite Valley – United States
• 3:00 — I’ve been waiting for a security system to go off..
• 6:00 — Or they’ll dial in and then the team can just walk through..
• 6:30 — Rotary dial
• 6:30 — I don’t understand the seaweed reference.

• 7:15 — I don’t understand why they would run away..

  • 7:45 — Oh.
• 21:15 — Don’t they now have a stun weapon now?
• 23:30 — That’s not bypassing. That’s cutting.

• 26:00 —

  • John McClane
  • Die Hard – (1988 movie)
• 30:00 — Why would a security guard have access anyway?

• 8:30 — A new arch-nemesis was just whipped up out of thin air..
• 20:30 — Perhaps meet him on another planet.
• 26:15 — WMD
• 38:30 — It would have been cool if he stole a radio and was transmitting all of that to SG-1 as proof of the bad guy’s intentions.
• 40:00 — Oh. I had been looking at all the weapon racks etc. for some time..

• 0:15 — The cancellation thing might be a reference to Firefly – (2002 show)

• 1:00 —

  • Pedicure
  • Manicure
  • Mocaccino
• 8:30 — Or there will be the appropriate ships there, but they won’t have been set up for that purpose.
• 13:45 — Nah, throw it away. Roll credits.

• 16:00 — Well that confirms that I require her lips to find her attractive.

• 19:45 — Twin suns.

• 36:00 — Why would that guard not be joining the fight?

  • 38:00 — Oh.
• 37:30 — Why wouldn’t he stay cloaked?
• 40:30 — Foam peanut.
• 42:15 — The Vagina Monologues?.. fuck, and I actually immediately thought it was some bullshittery like Puppetry of the Penis just as he was walking into the theatre.

• 6:15 —

  • It could be So You Think You Can Dance – (2005 show) or some such..
  • Infinity
• 9:30 — Why not check all combinations and see if it’s true that each angle only corresponds to one gate address? I was thinking that when the horizontal was shown..
• 17:00 — See also Total Recall – (1990 movie)
• 25:30 — So they can cloak the ship, and they can scan while cloaked, and they aren’t detected when they scan?

• 29:00 —

  • Pinto
  • ’71 Mustang
  • Big block engine
• 32:30 — I thought they had learned to use beaming technology for extractions..
• 35:15 — Of course they’d have the anti-prior device active next to her at all times, right?

• 0:15 —

  • Swimming pool
  • Betting pool
• 0:45 — Piñata
• 3:00 — .. but we already knew the Asgard were dying.
• 6:45 — .. so the shields didn’t block the Asgard beaming?
• 18:30 — What about building ablative armor directly in the path of the beam?
• 25:45 — Cello
• 26:30 — Superman – (1978 movie)

• 28:00 — The Love Boat – (1977 show)

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