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proof that girls are evil
First we state that girls require time and money.
\(Girls = Time \times Money
\)
And as we all know “time is money.”
\(Time = Money
\)
Therefore:
\(Girls = Money \times Money = Money^2
\)
And because “money is the root of all evil”:
\(Money = \sqrt{evil}
\)
Therefore:
\(Girls = (\sqrt{evil})^2
\)
And we are forced to conclude that:
\(Girls = Evil
\)
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