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In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
- At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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In prison you get three meals a day.
- At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
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In prison you get time off for good behavior.
- At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
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At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
- In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
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In prison you can watch TV and play games.
- At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
- At work you're just ball-and-chained.
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In prison you get your own toilet.
- At work you have to share.
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In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
- At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
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In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
- At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
- At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
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In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
- At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
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In prison there are sadistic wardens.
- At work, we have managers.
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