• 6:00 — What the fuck is it with series’ changing character hair for new seasons.
• 7:15 — Seeing as Replicants are such a horrifying threat, wouldn’t the Azguards maybe talk to the SGC about them? Maybe tell them how to dispose of the pieces? Maybe search for all the little bits around the ocean where the thing crashed? An infested Earth may threaten that part of the Galaxy, creating another front for the Azguard to fight on. Something they might want to avoid.
• 8:15 — Foxtrot-class submarine, built by the Soviet Union.
• 11:00 — Cement can’t lose power. Just saying.
• 14:15 — Tylk’s drooling soul patch is a fucking distraction. Enough of one that I may stop watching this show because of it.
• 15:45 — Rail guns and other low-tech things like tossing asteroids at them might help.
• I don’t understand why a full set of tactically-minded people wouldn’t be sent. The array of people on all the SG teams would be a good start.
• 26:15 — Los Angeles-class submarine (United States)
• 36:00 — It’s nice to see them using automatic shotguns.

• 2:30 — Why is Carter so unhappy about people getting splatted? The entire point and risk of the iris is defense.
• 8:00 — They could gate through, and help those other guys evacuate to another world and not necessarily to Earth, for security reasons.
• 9:30 — I recognize that actor. I don’t know where I’ve seen her, though. I think from Andromeda – (2000 TV show)[doesn’t exist] somewhere.
• 14:30 — “So does this thing take quarters, or?” (Arcade game)
• 18:00 — Fusion power, Nuclear fusion, Deuterium, Heavy water
• 21:30 — Carter’s hair looks so bad.
• 24:30 — A barrel like that every day seems like a hell of a lot of heavy water.
• 27:00 — Why would O’Neil have any issue whatsoever with killing enemy combatants?
• 31:15 — Was that a racist comment?
• 37:00 — So yeah, racism, genetic purity, genocide and all that.
• 40:00 — It’s too bad they didn’t pick up one of their weapons.
• 40:15 — That’s directly murdering him.

• 2:00 — Introduction to the Ataniques

• 13:00 — “With great power comes great responsibility“

  • A famous line in the Spider-Man comics.
  • They’ll die if they keep them on.

• 23:30 — Organ dysfunction

  • Called it.
• 32:00 — They didn’t bring packs of explosives with them.
• 36:15 — Why would she throw that away?

• 0:45 — Oh I’ll take two of her. I mean, uh, I recognize that actor.
• 1:30 — Hi Tylk, long time no see.. now shave that fucking thing off of your chin.
• 10:00 — Well duh, go send for Braytac.
• 21:00 — Sorry, can we do that scene over again? I just wasn’t feeling her it.
• 24:00 — This seems to be to be a way to infiltrate the Tokra.
• 24:15 — That actor reminds me of other people.
• 24:30 — Will I get the memories of being your hot body?
• 31:00 — It was she who was corrupted by her parasite, and now there are two of them infiltrating the Tokra.
• 33:00 — There are plenty of potential hosts on Earth.
• 35:00 — Or any physical ritual? Naughty ritual?
• 41:15 — Tylk’s lack of a poker face combined with a fucking stupid soul patch ..

• 5:30 — Last episode had me wondering if she had a pushup bra, but this episode’s form-fitted shirt seems to dispel that notion.

  • 7:30 — Damn. But her face.
• 9:00 — That’s tech that SGC could use if they could be given one.
• 10:00 — SG-15?!
• 14:00 — If only you had someone right there, with a rifle, who could shoot her and maybe she’d live instead of failsafe-ing.
• 15:00 — “D’oh.” is from The Simpsons – (1989 show)‘ Homer Simpson.
• 20:30 — He’s playing with a Yo-yo.
• 23:00 — Yeah, I could also blow there any minute.
• 25:15 — Is she programmed to kill her dad?
• 34:00 — I still think what’s her face, with the breasts, is one of them.
• 40:00 — Why would they wait to zat him again?

• 0:30 — Coronal mass emission, Solar flare
• 1:15 — Latin
• 9:30 — Froot Loops
• 21:00 — A long long time ago I wondered when they would get around to just staying silent and being sent to the planet.
• 25:00 — See also Groundhog Day – (1993 movie).
• 29:45 — Three fries short of a Happy Meal.
• 31:15 — Pottery, Bicycle, Golf
• 35:45 — Groundhog Day. Called it.

• UV level (Ultraviolet)
• 1:30 — Maybe the gate survived re-entry and was recovered by the Russians.

• 2:45 — Called it.

  • I would long ago have had the Asgard sweep the area and pull the wreckage away. I think I already called that.
• 4:30 — His use of “Rosy” is a throwback to the red in the Flag of the Soviet Union.
• 4:45 — .. and take a spare iris for them.
• 9:30 — “I assume you’ve brought hasmat(?)”
• 15:15 — Substance 35, Nerve Gas (Nerve agent)
• 17:00 — Wouldn’t water from the other side push through to Earth?
• 21:45 — If they shut the signal off, and the gate closes.. won’t the gate be closed? So they’re trapped for that “one day of air”?
• 23:00 — Or, I know, how about you drag it back through the gate so you don’t get trapped?
• 23:45 — Hey wait, is that Marina Sirtis? I know her from her role as Deanna Troi in Star Trek – The Next Generation – (1987 show)
• 27:00 — So the water is alive and they kidnapped one of them (some of it?) and brought it through to Earth?
• 28:00 — Swiss watches (Swiss Made)
• 30:15 — Oh, so there’s an explanation for why shit like wind doesn’t go through the gate.
• 34:45 — The water is alive, called it.
• 38:15 — Wouldn’t the gate opening vapourize a bunch of them on their world?
• 41:00 — Hostage exchange (Prisoner exchange)

• 0:30 — Discovery of a queen Gould fossil.
• 1:15 — That means the Gould were influenced or manufactured. Perhaps exposure to Naquada had some effect. This makes me wonder if the dude that’s drinking water is going to be influenced.
• 1:30 — Yep, it’s the local water.
• 5:00 — Maybe Daniel was dragged off for mating.
• 7:00 — What’s the range of one of those radios?
• 15:00 — Trying to run would be stupid. It caught him in the first place, and he’s exhausted.
• 25:00 — Obvious Gould is obvious.
• 27:00 — If they’re hunting humans as a right of passage, the because they think they’re hosts, then Daniel demonstrating his fear of them should indicate he’s not infested.
• 27:30 — Why would that one go after Tylk?
• 29:00 — Or, I know, how about you all go back and get checked, and another search and rescue team gets sent?
• 31:00 — How did he get hurt?
• 31:30 — Except now if one of them is infected, it can break free with its super strength and drag the defenceless people to the water and they’re all infected. Way to go, Tylk. Roll credits.

• 31:45 — Oh, it got shot.

  • Andercles and the lion
• 33:15 — Tylk left weapons there, too?
• 33:30 — Oh good, he used it as a trap.
• 35:00 — Uh, burial? You mean bring them back through for dissection and disposal, right?

• 0:30 — Wasn’t there blindness-curing technology earlier?
• 2:45 — Doom sound

• 4:30 — So they’ve started evacuating everyone, right?

  • 5:15 — Oh, good.
• 5:45 — They don’t have to send teams, they have to keep dialing stuff and sending probes. I guess they don’t have enough probes though, and opening random gates is pretty dangerous as it is.

• 6:30 — The machine is terraforming.

  • 7:00 — Called it.
• 10:00 — Good thing they have a chamber with planet-like conditions and atmosphere.
• 16:00 — The terraforming can be paused, can’t it?
• 17:00 — Well it looks like there are plenty of seats on that ship to hold the people, while some alternate resettlement can be figured out, most likely by having domed-reservations with special conditions created for them.
• 18:00 — Called it.
• 20:30 — It’s not a no-win situation. The advanced alien civilization would win. Then humans would win.

• 21:15 — Yeah, potentially big enough to nuke everything around it, wiping all the friendlies and the gate out.

  • 22:15 — Oh, it can somehow be pointed up.
• 27:30 — If the villagers would all go blind but live, that’s not too bad. Yes their lives would be ruined, but their children would survive. Their culture would be decimated though.
• 31:15 — Oh, they won’t just go blind, they’d die.
• 33:45 — They can do surface-to-surface transportation trivially, so they can move the bomb.
• 34:30 — Mass murder (Genocide, in fact)
• 37:00 — Many millions of planets, you say? Can we get that data?
• 41:00 — How long will it take them to get there?
• Will the stargate be destroyed?

• 7:00 — They can keep the iris closed while communicating through an open gate.
• 29:30 — Homer

39:30 — Tropics, Beach

• 7:00 — Conspiracy theory
• 9:15 — His lock is upside-down
• 10:30 — Tranquilizers, Antidepressant, Antipsychotic
• 12:30 — Thermal scan (Thermographic camera)
• 13:30 — Doctor-patient confidentiality (Physician–patient privilege), National security
• 14:00 — I should recognize that black-and-white science fiction movie, but I don’t offhand.
• 14:45 — Tylk’s smile, haha
• 17:15 — psychopharmacology
• 24:00 — CIA (Central Intelligence Agency), NID (Another SGC-compatible department)
• Why wouldn’t Carter and Jackson tell the base where they went?
• 25:00 — Bathroom doors don’t lock from the outside.
• 27:45 — Sonar
• 30:30 — Why would non-SG personnel be on site?
• 35:30 — Wouldn’t they be able to scan for a transmitter / bug?

• 39:15 — That world they opened a gate to lost a war..

  • 40:15 — Called it

• 1:00 — I recognize that actor.
• 13:45 — Will they vent air?
• 21:00 — “Illumination to minimum setting” … what, light-emitting diode lights?
• 24:30 — Wouldn’t anyone and everyone see them gat there?
• 25:30 — Can the thing be reprogrammed to think the nearby place is the most near appropriate place to return to? I’ve been wondering that for a bit.
• 29:15 — “Beam them out” (Transporter (Star Trek), Scotty (Star Trek)
• 32:00 — No, the Gould didn’t steal technology anything like how Humans are salvaging it. They stole hosts, and all their knowledge, then stole their tech and had full knowledge of all of it.
• 37:15 — Anoxia (Hypoxia (medical))
• 39:45 — That’s an example of them not pushing off very hard.
• 41:15 — .. come on home. And tow the ship back!

• 1:30 — Pharaoh, mummified (Mummy), Canopic jar
• 2:15 — The newspaper-snatch is a nod to a scene in Stargate – (1994 movie).
• 10:15 — So is Carter’s hair staying fixed?
• 10:15 — So is Tylk’s soul patch staying shaved?
• 11:15 — https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mold spores (Mold health issues)
• 12:15 — Incommunicado, Minnesota United States
• 14:00 — I wonder if this motorcycle repair is an homage to Garibaldi’s project in an episode of Babylon 5 – (1994 show).
• 15:30 — I was thinking for a moment about him sending a picture of the glyphs, but then I remembered this show is from before photograph-capable mobile phones.
• 19:45 — Canopic jar

• 23:45 —

  Drive D:

  Temp Storage
  Research
  My Files
  Photos
  Database
  Chess Master 2000

• 24:00 — Floppy disk
• 24:15 — Wow, that was a whole lot of unnecessary bullshit to explain an unnecessarily-fictional undeletion.
• 29:45 — Crook and flail, Ankh
• 30:30 — Introduction to a Gould-specialized knockout dart.
• 31:00 — Cairo, Egypt
• 34:45 — Beaming lights inside isn’t a great way to be stealthy.
• 36:30 — Why not shockwave Daniel too?
• 37:15 — Stab her with a dart?
• 41:15 — The fuck? What’s with the transformy thing, especially the massive fin?

• 1:15 — Armoured legs and plated boots.
• 6:00 — Phoenician language
• 9:15 — Wouldn’t what’s-his-face not call him “George” but instead call him “General Hammond”?
• 17:30 — Head-up display
• 31:30 — 0 (number), Off-by-one error
• Motherships can now cloak.

• 0:30 — No, just move to the side and behind the gate.
• 7:30 — You can’t reassign Jackson, he can leave any time.
• 15:00 — Treason
• 16:00 — Death penalty (Capital punishment)

• 18:45 — Internet, Bulletin boards

  • BWAHAHAHAhaha
• 26:00 — Starsky & Hutch (1975-04-30 – 1979-05-15)
• 31:30 — Wasn’t the 38 minute limit to do with power?

• 10:30 — Yes, yes humans have thought about turning stars into planets. Probably in the 1950s.
• 12:00 — I suspected the problem with fertility being associated with anti-aging a long time ago.
• 13:30 — Well before 200 years, people would be investigating such an obvious problem as childbirth. Women go batshit baby crazy, they’d still go crazy, at what.. 60 then?
• 27:30 — Super Bowl, World Series, Grey Cup
• 28:30 — Growth limitation (Population control) is very important.
• 37:30 — Why couldn’t the defence lasers be fatal after a guard is killed?
• 40:00 — The paper could be poisoned or diseased.

• 2:30 — First showing of Shifu the Harsesus
• 4:30 — Shifu means “light”.
• 5:15 — Zen Kōan
• 11:00 — Will he give the knowledge directly to Daniel’s brain?
• 12:00 — Called it.
• 21:30 — “breakfast is the most important meal of the day”
• 25:30 — Obvious transporter is obvious.
• 28:30 — A gould-ish kid, or someone who claimed it, has given all of this..
• 33:30 — Called it.
• 39:15 — The Harsesus has magical powers of magicalness.

• 11:00 — Neurotransmitters, Depression
• 25:30 — Dopamine, Addiction
• 33:15 — How is the kid eating and drinking?
• Ice cream

• 2:00 — 10 dimensions of spacetime
• 4:00 — Introduction to Jennifer Haley.
• 9:00 — There have been weeks-long stays which have gone horribly wrong in the past.
• 14:00 — Cause and effect (Causality), parallel reality (Parallel universe (fiction))
• 26:45 — Holy shit, and you’re capturing one?
• 32:00 — Shoot the walls to electrify them? Faraday cage?
• 36:00 — “Phaser things”
• 39:30 — Why would he dial so slowly?

• 2:00 — Very high frequency
• 7:00 — Waveform
• 8:15 — File Allocation Tables, sectors (Disk sector)
• 14:30 — With no computers or power, how could they expect to have door access?
• 16:15 — It’s the Borg.

• 18:00 — Why the fuck is Hammond there? Wouldn’t he send claymores?

  • 18:15 — Oh, he did bring some, with those two guys behind him.
• 18:45 — No, it has their drone battery as well.
• 20:00 — It’s in her brain.
• 21:00 — Called it. It’s in her brain.
• 21:30 — I’d have her under guard, and restrained.

• 22:00 — Called it. She’s a security risk.

  • She still ought to be restrained. She can talk while strapped down.
• 28:30 — Do they have stargate control now?
• 34:45 — Two shots used to disintegrate.. I don’t think I’ve seen that since the zat gun’s introduction, and another episode where they did that to bodies they didn’t want found.

• 1:00 — How can he tell that some footprints are Jafa? Maybe bootprints?
• 3:00 — It was an alternate team that went there, claiming to be SG-1
• 3:30 — Cronus, named after either Chronos or Cronus
• 4:45 — That guy has an oddly-shaped head. I think his cranial aspect ratio is off.

13:15 — Are those the the robots from that odd dude who wanted to “make them better”?

• 13:30 — Called it, they are those robots from PX-3989.

  • Shalom, Aloha
• 14:00 — How do the people on the other side know if they’ve opened the iris or not?
• 19:00 — No, they wouldn’t be like you since they didn’t try to get back home.
• 20:00 — P3X-729
• 25:00 — Shouldn’t alternate-Jack go get recharged and armed from the other place?
• 27:00 — Apparently the gate isn’t heavily guarded either.
• 31:00 — I wonder if alternate-Tylk can self-destruct and kill the Gould.

• 39:30 — So that’s another (significant?) Gould killed.

  • Except they can be resurrected. Take his symbiote out and bring it with you.

Is that ending a cliffhanger?

So why wouldn’t they have a mass amount of robots built, which can be powered locally? That would duplicate a significant engineering core of classified-clearance people. Hell, a world could be populated if it were done right.

• 3:45 — How the fuck do they have a mothership?
• 4:45 — Wow, they took it from Chronos.
• 12:00 — Obvious ploy is obvious.
• 14:00 — Excellent point. The rings are hidden..
• 15:00 — Main sequence star
• 15:30 — See also Andromeda – (2000 TV show)[doesn’t exist] and it’s “Nova bomb”.
• 20:00 — “Shotgun” (Riding shotgun)

• 24:00 — So a little fighter can destroy a mothership?

  • Also, don’t they have shields?
  • Apparently not.