• 5:45 — C-SPAN
• 6:30 — Cadmium-X
• 10:45 — Ward Cleaver, a fictional character from Leave It to Beaver – (1957+ television show)
• 32:00 — What the fuck is with her entirely unbelievable hair?
• 35:00 — Uh. Uh. Isn’t he dead?
• 36:15 — Carbon dating = Radiocarbon dating
• 40:45 — It’s okay, he can’t die.. right?

• 0:45 — Scratching
• 6:30 — “Noriega” is likely a reference to Manuel Noriega.
• 7:00 — Why would beefcake be told anything?
• 9:00 — I recognize the actor in that poster on the corner of the wall.
• 9:45 — John F. Kennedy

• 16:00 — Calvin Klein

  • It took me a few tries to figure out how she snapped his boxers.
• 18:00 — Cuban Missile Crisis
• 24:00 — Juggs
• 24:15 — Vulcan (Star Trek)
• 24:30 — Buddhism

• 24:30 — Hustler

  • “busty biker babes” appears to be fictional.
• 30:45 — I want to say that this scene is brought to you by “Valley of the Moon” energy drinks, but it may be fictional.
• 37:45 — Internet startup company

• 2:15 — Oh crap, I missed my mandatory “Hey look, free Tess!”

• 5:15 — Sterling silver roses are hybrid tea roses.

  • See Garden roses
• 7:00 — Run Lola Run – (1998 movie)
• 7:45 — Why would you do that? She could always come back tomorrow.
• 8:00 — CD-ROMs? No, apparently audio CDs. Still adorable.
• 10:45 — So.. why would the.. not-ex be acting like that?
• 11:15 — Betty Crocker
• 12:00 — Ugh ugly.
• 12:30 — Striptease
• 12:45 — Thong (clothing)
• 14:30 — Happy Birthday to You
• 15:30 — Dolly Parton
• 17:00 — Jay Leno
• 22:00 — If only there was some institution they could call for help. Like a sheriff or something. I guess the phone no-signal thing made up for that.
• 28:30 — Having to revisit everything is really bothersome.
• 36:00 — October 25th, she’s 18.
• 39:30 — More like a kilogranolith, amirite?

• 0:30 — Fluorescent lamp
• 4:00 — Global warming
• 5:45 — Pink Elephants – see Seeing pink elephants
• 6:30 — Zagnut
• 8:00 — Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress
• 9:30 — Counterintelligence
• 17:15 — Volkswagen Jetta
• 36:00 — How much freaking amm– I mean shots does that camera have left.

• 0:15 — 2014 A.D. – minutes before the fall. kek
• 2:30 — Palmistry
• 10:15 — Quantum mechanics
• 12:45 — Bewitched
• 16:15 — Watersports = Urolagnia
• 18:30 — John Steinbeck
• 19:30 — Las Vegas, Elvis chappel
• 23:30 — Premarital sex
• 31:45 — Buddha

• 9:15 —

  • Culture Club
  • Wham!
  • The Backstreet Boys

• 1:30 — If that’s hot, putting it on a cloth placemat would be a very bad idea. That looks like a cast iron pan.
• 3:00 — The circle of life includes death, idiot pseudo-Buddhist.
• 20:00 — Bomb shelter
• 27:15 — Senior Presidente is a reference to various dictator-states in South America.
• 37:30 — Uh. Yeah, where’d the poles go?
• 38:30 — Uh. Her gloves have fingernails. Painted fingernails.
• 38:45 — Didn’t whats-her-face disappear while in the car? Would she reappear back there, and going at the car’s speed?

• 2:00 — Punk subculture
• 3:30 — Fuck your “one week earlier” bullshit.

• 3:30 — Black hole

  • .. and no, that didn’t happen last week. That’s not how astronomy works.
• 3:45 — Main sequence star
• 8:15 — Their new president would have been Barack Obama. It turned out he wasn’t too great.
• 10:45 — “Five-O”, see List of police-related slang terms
• 14:45 — Conway = National Stores, Inc.

• 15:45 —

  • Rapping
  • “Queen Latisha” = Queen Latifah
• 16:15 — Romeo and Juliet – (1597 play), by Shakespeare

• 18:00 —

  • Benjamin Franklin
  • Andrew Jackson, Elvis Presley, Sideburns
• 20:30 — Halloween, Mardi Gras, Ricki Lake (TV series)
• 22:00 — New York City
• 26:00 — Three-way = Threesome
• 32:00 — This scene is brought to you by Red Bull.

• 12:30 — Linda Blair of The Exorcist – (1973 movie)
• 15:30 — Star Trek

• 0:30 — “You know how hismugitsgets(?) this time of year.”
• 0:30 — Nazism, although this usage is a pejorative regarding being “anally-retentive”, “uptight”, or generally perfectionistic.
• 4:00 — The birth of who? No, it’s not.
• 6:00 — I definitely wouldn’t be changing that channel.
• 9:45 — Was this written by a woman? This was written by a woman.
• 10:15 — Was caroling ever a thing?
• 11:15 — It’s an easy trade.
• 12:15 — He needs to talk to the pseudo-Buddhist.

• 15:15 — The poster is of //Dysfunction – (1999 music album), by Staind

  • There’s also another Metallica ad there.
• 19:00 — Obvious cancer cure for guilt story is obvious.
• 20:30 — A plan? He just needs to get his hands on that little gir– uh, wait.. that’s not a very good plan.
• 23:30 — Wow, I guess this is a commentary on women.
• 27:30 — Cancer, cancer, cancer, oh this one.
• 34:30 — Yeah. A fortune.
• 36:00 — Or maybe, just maybe, the plan includes an alien reincarnated as a teenager with super powers who goes around healing people.
• 38:15 — “Hedge your bets” is a standard notion in apologetics.

• 1:30 — This scene is brought to you by Red Bull.
• 3:45 — William Shakespeare
• 33:00 — Would her parents not hear her?
• 37:45 — So was Max’s big glowing green field someone invisible?
• 38:45 — Wow, they found those bullets quick. Mentioning a metal detector might have helped.
• 40:15 — So do they not wonder why there would be a shooter there? I guess to watch her slowly suffocate.. or something.

• 3:30 — That nurse looks like she’s wearing a hell of a lot of makeup.
• 4:00 — Why would anyone be dressed like her?
• 5:30 — I recognize that actor.
• 6:00 — Oprah Winfrey
• 7:15 — Swedish language
• 8:15 — One month? That’s a thing?

• 10:00 — Paranoid schizophrenia

  • (Schizophrenia)
• 10:15 — A pager, how cute.
• 11:45 — What, you wanna walk her home? That’s upstairs.

• 13:45 —

  • Bowls from IKEA.
  • Swedish Smorgenborglfalla(?)
• 14:00 — Even then nobody would use slides.
• 16:45 — Extension cord
• 18:00 — So how did he let himself in?
• 18:15 — This scene is brought to you by Pringles and Skittles (confectionery).
• 21:45 — Casual misandry.

• 24:45 —

  • Uppsala Sweden
  • Stockholm Sweden
• 25:45 — Snowboarding
• 26:00 — Northern Lights = Aurora Borealis
• 28:15 — Peru, Nigeria, New Zealand
• 30:45 — Chewing tobacco, with a package directly taken from Red Man
• 32:00 — “Mind warp”

• 34:30 — “I think I have an old blinder’s cloak(?) in the closet.”

  • OH, microscope.

• 5:45 — I don’t think the paramedics would be loitering around after gunfire.
• 7:30 — How much time has passed that they still don’t have her new bumper on?
• 10:45 — I’m not under arrest? Then goodbye.
• 19:00 — Guillotine

• 1:15 — More Metallica ads.
• 2:00 — Wasting the battery.. exactly what I was thinking.
• 12:00 — Chain gang
• 12:15 — See also Ghostbusters 2 – (1989 movie)
• 13:15 — eBay

• 18:00 — Indian River pipe tobacco

  • I think “Indian River” is fictional.
  • See Pipe smoking.
• 25:00 — American Pie – (1972 song), by Don McLean
• 27:30 — Braveheart – (1995 movie)

• 29:30 — Squab

  • A Domestic pigeon. Gross.
  • See Squab as food

• 0:15 — Go fuck yourself, fourth wall-broken narration.
• 0:45 — Tabasco ad.
• 1:00 — Except that character didn’t know about that. So that’s the actor explaining everything, which is beyond fourth wall-breakage.
• 3:15 — Nothing wrong with that? School?
• 4:15 — Las Vegas
• 6:00 — He also needs a break from her.
• 7:45 — Yeah, she knows how to spend money.
• 8:30 — Wait, did she tell her?
• 9:15 — Viva Las Vegas – (1963 song), by Elvis Presley

• 12:30 —

  • Harvey Wallbanger
  • Piña colada
  • Tom Collins
  • Brandy Alexander
  • Margarita Salt
  • Shirley Temple (beverage)
  • Rob Roy (cocktail)
  • Doctor Love
• 15:00 — Charo(?)
• 16:00 — AP Statistics
• 19:30 — That guy looks like he’s wearing a mask.
• 20:15 — I recognize that actor. I think. Also, she sounds great.
• 25:00 — Know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em, know when to walk away, know when to run. — The Gambler – (1976 song), by Kenny Rodgers
• 32:30 — Why wouldn’t he still have money left?
• 40:30 — Braveheart’s body count is/was an actual semi-debate that was passed around.

• 1:15 — Oh, she’s still a security risk.
• 3:45 — A swift kick to the waybos(?) sounds like casual misandry.
• 10:30 — Probation
• 12:00 — I’m willing to let you give me stuff.

• 14:30 — This breaking and entering is brought to you by MasterCard.

Somewhere in here is Undertow – (song), by Ivy (band)

• 0:45 — Or not, because she has no concept of relationships and she’s moving away.

• 4:30 — That cut is really inappropriate.

  • The Matrix – (1999 movie)
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon – (2000 movie)
• 6:30 — Guest starring John Doe
• 7:15 — Wouldn’t the four of them, and the stones, be needed to resurrect?
• 7:45 — Wouldn’t she be a complete mess?
• 13:30 — Which one’s Alex?
• 24:30 — How could she be alone? She doesn’t live alone..
• 34:00 — Upon suspecting of suicide, wouldn’t his room be looked-through by the cops?
• 35:00 — Robert Frost
• 38:30 — She “knows” and now she’s looking for evidence to support that. Way to be miss little anti-scientist.

• 3:30 — Which one’s Leanna again?

• 4:15 — Binary code

  • The assumption would be that it stands for letters.
• 5:45 — If only she showed him the evidence she had collected..
• 18:45 — Counterfeit
• 22:30 — Barnard’s Star
• 26:30 — I could have you focused on something really huge..
• 35:45 — If only she showed him the evidence she had collected..

• 0:30 — I still maintain that Tess could easily still be a bad guy.
• 1:15 — So bad, but it feels so good.
• 3:00 — So yeah. Teen pregnancy. Sigh.
• 4:00 — You’d think she’d be a bit more adult about an emergency visit like that..
• 4:30 — Did she sleep with lipstick on?
• 7:00 — Has his hair been sorted out now?
• 8:45 — Playboy Playmate of the year 2000 Jodi Ann Paterson.
• 10:15 — What did she expect?
• 11:00 — Alex Whitman whitsbassist _at_ yahoo.com

• 11:30 — “The origination point has been encrypted” .. what? hahaha..

  • Illegal? (doesn’t even need to use wiles) no problem, female!
• 12:30 — But it’s okay. He has reproductive rights.
• 15:00 — New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico United States
• 18:00 — Why would he get her pregnant? Pregnancy is 100% avoidable by a female. Did she not use protection? Oh right, the woman makes the man have to.
• 22:15 — Well now we know the baby is right-handed.

• 23:00 — I’m Like a Bird (2001 song), by Nelly Furtado

  • I wonder who paid who to get this concert in this show.
• 26:00 — Supercomputer, Cryptography, Quantum computing
• 26:30 — That’s a variation on the Windows 3.1 screen saver of The Matrix – (1999 movie).
• 27:00 — Why show the bottom of his shoes?
• 29:00 — jcoleman _at_ ulascruces.edu
• 30:00 — Foetuses don’t breathe.. well they don’t breathe our atmosphere.
• 37:30 — So the baby has to be put in a pod to change it, just as was done with them.
• 39:45 — Well there sure is a lot of “son is better”.. I could understand this from Max, but not like this from his sister.
• 40:45 — So, like, is it a one-month manual for a spaceship? Because that’s how much time they have..

• 2:45 — No dude, using swap space is hell for system responsiveness!
• 6:30 — iBook G3 “Clamshell”. An embarrassing design.
• 7:00 — Tell him that he’s a diplomat.
• 8:00 — FEMA = Federal Emergency Management Agency
• 8:30 — Why wouldn’t have Tess done stuff and things?
• 10:30 — Took her a while..
• 11:15 — Trithium Amplification Generator
• 19:30 — Hidden camera
• 22:45 — Going for the Trithium Amplification Generator might have been a good idea..
• 26:00 — Wouldn’t the dude have a scanner?
• 29:45 — Oh my god, this “percentage of our brain” trope..
• 30:00 — Or maybe he can only access some of Leric’s memories.
• 30:45 — What.. they’re just sauntering over?
• 34:15 — Wow they’re fast on the scene with a blow torch. Maybe it’s part of their kit..
• 37:00 — I think that t-shirt refers to George W. Bush.

• 37:30 — So she can do permanent editing? Well that’s .. really unsettling.

There were no references to the baby, and only an intro narration reminder of the dead dude.

• 1:15 — Hey, about that clone Tess..
• 6:00 — Hasn’t anyone clued in that they’d be going back to a civil war?
• 9:30 — Non-aliens can kill too.
• 17:30 — A great way to get into her pants before he jets.
• 20:00 — Yep, she’s evil. Called it.
• 21:00 — So what about that alternate thing, where Max stayed to fight the fight and such. Won’t that still happen, just without him?
• 23:00 — I’m going back.. back to Europe.
• 27:30 — Umm. You see the thing about car wrecks killing four people is.. there are four bodies.
• 40:15 — .. about that end of the world thing. Now that they don’t have Tess.. will they get the lesser version of her to have her power as part of their toolkit?