- 1 s02e01 - 2000-10-02 - Skin and Bones
- 2 s02e02 - 2000-10-09 - Ask Not
- 3 s02e03 - 2000-10-16 - Surprise
- 4 s02e04 - 2000-10-23 - Summer of '47
- 5 s02e05 - 2000-10-30 - The End of the World
- 6 s02e06 - 2000-11-06 - Harvest
- 7 s02e07 - 2000-11-13 - Wipeout!
- 8 s02e08 - 2000-11-20 - Meet the Dupes (1)
- 9 s02e09 - 2000-11-27 - Max in the City (2)
- 10 s02e10 - 2000-12-18 - A Roswell Christmas Carol
- 11 s02e11 - 2001-01-22 - To Serve and Protect
- 12 s02e12 - 2001-01-29 - We Are Family
- 13 s02e13 - 2001-02-05 - Disturbing Behavior (1)
- 14 s02e14 - 2001-02-19 - How the Other Half Lives (2)
- 15 s02e15 - 2001-02-26 - Viva Las Vegas
- 16 s02e16 - 2001-04-16 - Heart of Mine
- 17 s02e17 - 2001-04-23 - Cry Your Name (1)
- 18 s02e18 - 2001-04-30 - It's Too Late and It's Too Bad (2)
- 19 s02e19 - 2001-05-07 - Baby, It's You (3)
- 20 s02e20 - 2001-05-14 - Off the Menu
- 21 s02e21 - 2001-05-21 - The Departure
s02e01 - 2000-10-02 - Skin and Bones ∞
- 5:45 -- C-SPAN
- 6:30 -- Cadmium-X
- 10:45 -- Ward Cleaver, a fictional character from Leave It to Beaver - (1957+ television show)
- 32:00 -- What the fuck is with her entirely unbelievable hair?
- 35:00 -- Uh. Uh. Isn't he dead?
- 36:15 -- Carbon dating = Radiocarbon dating
- 40:45 -- It's okay, he can't die.. right?
s02e02 - 2000-10-09 - Ask Not ∞
- 0:45 -- Scratching
- 6:30 -- "Noriega" is likely a reference to Manuel Noriega.
- 7:00 -- Why would beefcake be told anything?
- 9:00 -- I recognize the actor in that poster on the corner of the wall.
- 9:45 -- John F. Kennedy
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16:00 -- Calvin Klein
- It took me a few tries to figure out how she snapped his boxers.
- 18:00 -- Cuban Missile Crisis
- 24:00 -- Juggs
- 24:15 -- Vulcan (Star Trek)
- 24:30 -- Buddhism
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24:30 -- Hustler
- "busty biker babes" appears to be fictional.
- 30:45 -- I want to say that this scene is brought to you by "Valley of the Moon" energy drinks, but it may be fictional.
- 37:45 -- Internet startup company
s02e03 - 2000-10-16 - Surprise ∞
It opens with a scene that ought to be skipped. This episode isn't layed out well.
- 2:15 -- Oh crap, I missed my mandatory "Hey look, free Tess!"
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5:15 -- Sterling silver roses are hybrid tea roses.
- See Garden roses
- 7:00 -- Run Lola Run - (1998 movie)
- 7:45 -- Why would you do that? She could always come back tomorrow.
- 8:00 -- CD-ROMs? No, apparently audio CDs. Still adorable.
- 10:45 -- So.. why would the.. not-ex be acting like that?
- 11:15 -- Betty Crocker
- 12:00 -- Ugh ugly.
- 12:30 -- Striptease
- 12:45 -- Thong (clothing)
- 14:30 -- Happy Birthday to You
- 15:30 -- Dolly Parton
- 17:00 -- Jay Leno
- 22:00 -- If only there was some institution they could call for help. Like a sheriff or something. I guess the phone no-signal thing made up for that.
- 28:30 -- Having to revisit everything is really bothersome.
- 36:00 -- October 25th, she's 18.
- 39:30 -- More like a kilogranolith, amirite?
s02e04 - 2000-10-23 - Summer of '47 ∞
- 0:30 -- Fluorescent lamp
- 4:00 -- Global warming
- 5:45 -- Pink Elephants - see Seeing pink elephants
- 6:30 -- Zagnut
- 8:00 -- Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress
- 9:30 -- Counterintelligence
- 17:15 -- Volkswagen Jetta
- 36:00 -- How much freaking amm-- I mean shots does that camera have left.
s02e05 - 2000-10-30 - The End of the World ∞
- 0:15 -- 2014 A.D. - minutes before the fall. kek
- 2:30 -- Palmistry
- 10:15 -- Quantum mechanics
- 12:45 -- Bewitched
- 16:15 -- Watersports = Urolagnia
- 18:30 -- John Steinbeck
- 19:30 -- Las Vegas, Elvis chappel
- 23:30 -- Premarital sex
- 31:45 -- Buddha
s02e06 - 2000-11-06 - Harvest ∞
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9:15 --
s02e07 - 2000-11-13 - Wipeout! ∞
- 1:30 -- If that's hot, putting it on a cloth placemat would be a very bad idea. That looks like a cast iron pan.
- 3:00 -- The circle of life includes death, idiot pseudo-Buddhist.
- 20:00 -- Bomb shelter
- 27:15 -- Senior Presidente is a reference to various dictator-states in South America.
- 37:30 -- Uh. Yeah, where'd the poles go?
- 38:30 -- Uh. Her gloves have fingernails. Painted fingernails.
- 38:45 -- Didn't whats-her-face disappear while in the car? Would she reappear back there, and going at the car's speed?
s02e08 - 2000-11-20 - Meet the Dupes (1) ∞
- 2:00 -- Punk subculture
- 3:30 -- Fuck your "one week earlier" bullshit.
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3:30 -- Black hole
- .. and no, that didn't happen last week. That's not how astronomy works.
- 3:45 -- Main sequence star
- 8:15 -- Their new president would have been Barack Obama. It turned out he wasn't too great.
- 10:45 -- "Five-O", see List of police-related slang terms
- 14:45 -- Conway = National Stores, Inc.
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15:45 --
- Rapping
- "Queen Latisha" = Queen Latifah
- 16:15 -- Romeo and Juliet - (1597 play), by Shakespeare
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18:00 --
- 20:30 -- Halloween, Mardi Gras, Ricki Lake (TV series)
- 22:00 -- New York City
- 26:00 -- Three-way = Threesome
- 32:00 -- This scene is brought to you by Red Bull.
s02e09 - 2000-11-27 - Max in the City (2) ∞
The title of this episode is a reference to Sex and the City - (1998-2004 television)
- 12:30 -- Linda Blair of The Exorcist - (1973 movie)
- 15:30 -- Star Trek
s02e10 - 2000-12-18 - A Roswell Christmas Carol ∞
- 0:30 -- "You know how hismugitsgets(?) this time of year."
- 0:30 -- Nazism, although this usage is a pejorative regarding being "anally-retentive", "uptight", or generally perfectionistic.
- 4:00 -- The birth of who? No, it's not.
- 6:00 -- I definitely wouldn't be changing that channel.
- 9:45 -- Was this written by a woman? This was written by a woman.
- 10:15 -- Was caroling ever a thing?
- 11:15 -- It's an easy trade.
- 12:15 -- He needs to talk to the pseudo-Buddhist.
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15:15 -- The poster is of //Dysfunction - (1999 music album), by Staind
- There's also another Metallica ad there.
- 19:00 -- Obvious cancer cure for guilt story is obvious.
- 20:30 -- A plan? He just needs to get his hands on that little gir-- uh, wait.. that's not a very good plan.
- 23:30 -- Wow, I guess this is a commentary on women.
- 27:30 -- Cancer, cancer, cancer, oh this one.
- 34:30 -- Yeah. A fortune.
- 36:00 -- Or maybe, just maybe, the plan includes an alien reincarnated as a teenager with super powers who goes around healing people.
- 38:15 -- "Hedge your bets" is a standard notion in apologetics.
s02e11 - 2001-01-22 - To Serve and Protect ∞
- 1:30 -- This scene is brought to you by Red Bull.
- 3:45 -- William Shakespeare
- 33:00 -- Would her parents not hear her?
- 37:45 -- So was Max's big glowing green field someone invisible?
- 38:45 -- Wow, they found those bullets quick. Mentioning a metal detector might have helped.
- 40:15 -- So do they not wonder why there would be a shooter there? I guess to watch her slowly suffocate.. or something.
s02e12 - 2001-01-29 - We Are Family ∞
This title reminds me of We Are Family (1979-03-18 song), by Sister Sledge.
- 3:30 -- That nurse looks like she's wearing a hell of a lot of makeup.
- 4:00 -- Why would anyone be dressed like her?
- 5:30 -- I recognize that actor.
- 6:00 -- Oprah Winfrey
- 7:15 -- Swedish language
- 8:15 -- One month? That's a thing?
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10:00 -- Paranoid schizophrenia
- 10:15 -- A pager, how cute.
- 11:45 -- What, you wanna walk her home? That's upstairs.
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13:45 --
- Bowls from IKEA.
- Swedish Smorgenborglfalla(?)
- 14:00 -- Even then nobody would use slides.
- 16:45 -- Extension cord
- 18:00 -- So how did he let himself in?
- 18:15 -- This scene is brought to you by Pringles and Skittles (confectionery).
- 21:45 -- Casual misandry.
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24:45 --
- 25:45 -- Snowboarding
- 26:00 -- Northern Lights = Aurora Borealis
- 28:15 -- Peru, Nigeria, New Zealand
- 30:45 -- Chewing tobacco, with a package directly taken from Red Man
- 32:00 -- "Mind warp"
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34:30 -- "I think I have an old blinder's cloak(?) in the closet."
- OH, microscope.
s02e13 - 2001-02-05 - Disturbing Behavior (1) ∞
- 5:45 -- I don't think the paramedics would be loitering around after gunfire.
- 7:30 -- How much time has passed that they still don't have her new bumper on?
- 10:45 -- I'm not under arrest? Then goodbye.
- 19:00 -- Guillotine
s02e14 - 2001-02-19 - How the Other Half Lives (2) ∞
- 1:15 -- More Metallica ads.
- 2:00 -- Wasting the battery.. exactly what I was thinking.
- 12:00 -- Chain gang
- 12:15 -- See also Ghostbusters 2 - (1989 movie)
- 13:15 -- eBay
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18:00 -- Indian River pipe tobacco
- I think "Indian River" is fictional.
- See Pipe smoking.
- 25:00 -- American Pie - (1972 song), by Don McLean
- 27:30 -- Braveheart - (1995 movie)
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29:30 -- Squab
- A Domestic pigeon. Gross.
- See Squab as food
s02e15 - 2001-02-26 - Viva Las Vegas ∞
- 0:15 -- Go fuck yourself, fourth wall-broken narration.
- 0:45 -- Tabasco ad.
- 1:00 -- Except that character didn't know about that. So that's the actor explaining everything, which is beyond fourth wall-breakage.
- 3:15 -- Nothing wrong with that? School?
- 4:15 -- Las Vegas
- 6:00 -- He also needs a break from her.
- 7:45 -- Yeah, she knows how to spend money.
- 8:30 -- Wait, did she tell her?
- 9:15 -- Viva Las Vegas - (1963 song), by Elvis Presley
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12:30 --
- 15:00 -- Charo(?)
- 16:00 -- AP Statistics
- 19:30 -- That guy looks like he's wearing a mask.
- 20:15 -- I recognize that actor. I think. Also, she sounds great.
- 25:00 -- Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run. -- The Gambler - (1976 song), by Kenny Rodgers
- 32:30 -- Why wouldn't he still have money left?
- 40:30 -- Braveheart's body count is/was an actual semi-debate that was passed around.
s02e16 - 2001-04-16 - Heart of Mine ∞
Fuck right off with her introduction.
- 1:15 -- Oh, she's still a security risk.
- 3:45 -- A swift kick to the waybos(?) sounds like casual misandry.
- 10:30 -- Probation
- 12:00 -- I'm willing to let you give me stuff.
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14:30 -- This breaking and entering is brought to you by MasterCard.
Somewhere in here is Undertow - (song), by Ivy (band)
s02e17 - 2001-04-23 - Cry Your Name (1) ∞
Warning: Discussion of suicide
Fuck right off with her introduction.
- 0:45 -- Or not, because she has no concept of relationships and she's moving away.
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4:30 -- That cut is really inappropriate.
- 6:30 -- Guest starring John Doe
- 7:15 -- Wouldn't the four of them, and the stones, be needed to resurrect?
- 7:45 -- Wouldn't she be a complete mess?
- 13:30 -- Which one's Alex?
- 24:30 -- How could she be alone? She doesn't live alone..
- 34:00 -- Upon suspecting of suicide, wouldn't his room be looked-through by the cops?
- 35:00 -- Robert Frost
- 38:30 -- She "knows" and now she's looking for evidence to support that. Way to be miss little anti-scientist.
s02e18 - 2001-04-30 - It's Too Late and It's Too Bad (2) ∞
Warning: Discussion of suicide
Fuck right off with her introduction.
- 3:30 -- Which one's Leanna again?
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4:15 -- Binary code
- The assumption would be that it stands for letters.
- 5:45 -- If only she showed him the evidence she had collected..
- 18:45 -- Counterfeit
- 22:30 -- Barnard's Star
- 26:30 -- I could have you focused on something really huge..
- 35:45 -- If only she showed him the evidence she had collected..
s02e19 - 2001-05-07 - Baby, It's You (3) ∞
Warning: Discussion of suicide
Fuck right off with her introduction.
- 0:30 -- I still maintain that Tess could easily still be a bad guy.
- 1:15 -- So bad, but it feels so good.
- 3:00 -- So yeah. Teen pregnancy. Sigh.
- 4:00 -- You'd think she'd be a bit more adult about an emergency visit like that..
- 4:30 -- Did she sleep with lipstick on?
- 7:00 -- Has his hair been sorted out now?
- 8:45 -- Playboy Playmate of the year 2000 Jodi Ann Paterson.
- 10:15 -- What did she expect?
- 11:00 -- Alex Whitman whitsbassist _at_ yahoo.com
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11:30 -- "The origination point has been encrypted" .. what? hahaha..
- Illegal? (doesn't even need to use wiles) no problem, female!
- 12:30 -- But it's okay. He has reproductive rights.
- 15:00 -- New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico United States
- 18:00 -- Why would he get her pregnant? Pregnancy is 100% avoidable by a female. Did she not use protection? Oh right, the woman makes the man have to.
- 22:15 -- Well now we know the baby is right-handed.
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23:00 -- I'm Like a Bird (2001 song), by Nelly Furtado
- I wonder who paid who to get this concert in this show.
- 26:00 -- Supercomputer, Cryptography, Quantum computing
- 26:30 -- That's a variation on the Windows 3.1 screen saver of The Matrix - (1999 movie).
- 27:00 -- Why show the bottom of his shoes?
- 29:00 -- jcoleman _at_ ulascruces.edu
- 30:00 -- Foetuses don't breathe.. well they don't breathe our atmosphere.
- 37:30 -- So the baby has to be put in a pod to change it, just as was done with them.
- 39:45 -- Well there sure is a lot of "son is better".. I could understand this from Max, but not like this from his sister.
- 40:45 -- So, like, is it a one-month manual for a spaceship? Because that's how much time they have..
s02e20 - 2001-05-14 - Off the Menu ∞
- 2:45 -- No dude, using swap space is hell for system responsiveness!
- 6:30 -- iBook G3 "Clamshell". An embarrassing design.
- 7:00 -- Tell him that he's a diplomat.
- 8:00 -- FEMA = Federal Emergency Management Agency
- 8:30 -- Why wouldn't have Tess done stuff and things?
- 10:30 -- Took her a while..
- 11:15 -- Trithium Amplification Generator
- 19:30 -- Hidden camera
- 22:45 -- Going for the Trithium Amplification Generator might have been a good idea..
- 26:00 -- Wouldn't the dude have a scanner?
- 29:45 -- Oh my god, this "percentage of our brain" trope..
- 30:00 -- Or maybe he can only access some of Leric's memories.
- 30:45 -- What.. they're just sauntering over?
- 34:15 -- Wow they're fast on the scene with a blow torch. Maybe it's part of their kit..
- 37:00 -- I think that t-shirt refers to George W. Bush.
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37:30 -- So she can do permanent editing? Well that's .. really unsettling.
There were no references to the baby, and only an intro narration reminder of the dead dude.
s02e21 - 2001-05-21 - The Departure ∞
Fuck, they're adding more opening narration..
- 1:15 -- Hey, about that clone Tess..
- 6:00 -- Hasn't anyone clued in that they'd be going back to a civil war?
- 9:30 -- Non-aliens can kill too.
- 17:30 -- A great way to get into her pants before he jets.
- 20:00 -- Yep, she's evil. Called it.
- 21:00 -- So what about that alternate thing, where Max stayed to fight the fight and such. Won't that still happen, just without him?
- 23:00 -- I'm going back.. back to Europe.
- 27:30 -- Umm. You see the thing about car wrecks killing four people is.. there are four bodies.
- 40:15 -- .. about that end of the world thing. Now that they don't have Tess.. will they get the lesser version of her to have her power as part of their toolkit?
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