An alien and a mutant walk into some bars..

While it’s perfectly watchable, it’s definitely not great compared to the earlier two and certainly doesn’t hold up at all.

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2:15 — I was worried I’d have to look at reviews of the previous movies to remember what happened, but I don’t have to thanks to a few minutes of credits.
18:30 — That chunk of wall should have rained down on a lot of people.
22:30 — Rikers Island
36:30 —
39:30 — Chinese New Year
40:00 — One superhero can make a difference.
49:00 — Just how fucking stupid would he have to be to kiss another woman and in that manner?
1:13:45 — Aunt May knows a suspicious amount about revenge..
1:19:00 — She went over there with the desire to take advantage of him and his emotions.
1:22:45 — Peony
1:33:00 — Chondrite
1:39:00 — I had to skip ahead to get through the embarrassment.
1:47:00 — So presumably days have passed. Was Harry killed?
1:52:30 — Uh, there’s a question as to how his father died. Maybe Spider-Man stabbed him with his own glider.
1:58:30 — God they’ve really turned the cheese up on this movie.
2:06:00 — How does a bomb have such a small explosion? How does it annihilate him?

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