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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2548396/
https://www.netflix.com/title/80134431

The world is “running out of energy” somehow, and a space station is meant to create free energy somehow, but it ends up being more complicated than they realize.

Not highly recommended; a fair movie.

• #3 in the Cloverfield franchise

1. Cloverfield – (2008 movie)
2. 10 Cloverfield Lane – (2016 movie); not seen and doesn’t seem interesting to me.
3. The Cloverfield Paradox – (2018 movie) is a prequel

4. Untitled unreleased

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• 0:30 — I could flag this “alternate present” because they didn’t stress this was the future or at least the near future. But shortly they show a big space station that would justify this as being the future.
• 0:45 — Free energy
• 7:15 — After all this time, it’s safe to place this movie in the future.
• 8:00 — Camptodactyly-arthropathy-coxa vara-pericarditis syndrome
• 11:00 — So that thing is designed to strobe lights into the cabins? That’s insane.
• 11:15 — Okay, now it begins? Odd.
• 11:45 — 3D food printing
• 12:00 — Fucking speak English = communist Chinese media manipulation.
• 17:15 — I’m not going to keep turning subtitles on to translate.
• 17:30 — Bobblehead
• 31:30 — It’s likely she knew her name because the crew up there would be famous.
• 32:30 — Oh! That’s Elizabeth Debicki.
• 32:45 — Fuck off with the Chinese..
• 49:00 — Notice she has a name tag on Hamilton’s suit.
• 51:30 — PG-13-rated but cutting open a cadaver.
• 54:45 — Quantum entanglement

• 56:15 —

  • This scene is brought to you by M&M’s
  • Texting while driving
  • He should be using speech-to-text.
• 59:30 — Given the previous experience with the missing arm, shouldn’t they be working in pairs?
• 1:00:00 — It’s okay, she has communist Chinese plot armor.
• 1:01:30 — That’s not how that works, and I guess I was wrong about her plot armor; fascinating.
• 1:13:00 — They must not be anywhere near their parallel’s station location, otherwise maybe they’d be found by this Earth.
• 1:21:45 — I had to look up Elizabeth Debicki’s long hair pictures. She was quite hot.
• 1:25:30 — I’m not following what’s going on..
• 1:26:00 — I was going to note that this movie hasn’t killed any women, but after some thought it appears that the communist was entirely forgettable.
• 1:29:15 — She blew that poor innocent arm out the window!
• 1:32:30 — I thought they couldn’t transmit.

• 1:34:30 — It was easy before, but wouldn’t she immediately sync her data down to the planet? I figured that would have been done like an always-on data tether right from the start.

.. and now I learn that this is part of the Cloverfield – (2008 movie) franchise.. but 10 Cloverfield Lane doesn’t seem interesting to me.